Tell Us About Your Boyfriend and We'll Guess If He Loves His Car More Than He Loves You

By: Brian Whitney
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Tell Us About Your Boyfriend and We'll Guess If He Loves His Car More Than He Loves You
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About This Quiz

Some guys aren't that into cars. Sure, they like them; everyone likes an easy way to get from one place to another, and sometimes guys use cars as a status symbol, so people think they are successful, or that they make a lot of money. However, none of these guys actually love their cars; they are using them either for transportation or even just as a way to appear cool. 

But then there are the other types of guys. They wake up first thing in the morning and can't wait to see the love of their lives, which is why when they roll over and get out of bed instead of kissing their girlfriend or their wife, they go out to the garage and take a look at what they consider to be true beauty. Their car. 

Are you one of those women who is destined to always come in second place to your man's car? It isn't like he is going to tell you that he loves his car more than you; that is one of those things that you have to figure out on your own. Does he ever hold your hand while driving, or are both hands always touching the car? Take this quiz to find out the truth, then go out to the garage and tell your man what you found out. Or actually, maybe you better wait until he comes back inside.

How often does he say he loves you?
All the time.
Pretty often.
Sometimes.
Pretty much never.
Does he spend more money on you or his car?
On me for sure.
Mostly on me.
It's about even.
On the car for sure.
How much time does he spend working on his car?
No time at all.
Very little.
Quite a bit.
Tons.

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Does he know much about cars?
No, he doesn't know anything.
Not very much.
He knows some.
He knows a lot.
Does he talk about other cars he wants?
No, he couldn't care less.
Not very often.
Yes, he does that a lot.
Yes, he is obsessed.
Is he jealous of other people who have nicer cars than he does?
No, why would he be?
I don't think so.
Maybe a little.
Totally.

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Does he ever want to walk anywhere?
Sure, all the time.
Yes, if it isn't too far.
Not that I can think of.
No, he drives everywhere.
Does he watch a lot of car YouTube videos?
No, why would he do that?
I doubt it.
He watches some.
Yes, all the time.
Which of these shows would he watch?
"Keeping Up With The Kardashians"
"Jersey Shore"
"Survivor"
"Counting Cars"

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Do you ever drive when you go places together?
Sure, I do that a lot.
Sometimes.
Very rarely.
Pretty much never.
How much is his car worth?
Under 5,000 dollars
5,000 to 15,000 dollars
15.000 to 40,000 dollars
Over 40,000 dollars.
Does he drive stick?
Nope.
Yes, badly.
Sure.
Yes, he would never drive an automatic.

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Who does he call his baby?
Me, all the time.
He calls me that sometimes.
He calls his car that sometimes.
His car.
How often does he talk about cars?
He never does.
Only when there is something wrong with it.
Pretty often.
Constantly.
Does he ever just go for a drive for fun?
I don't think he ever does that.
Not to my knowledge.
Sometimes.
All the time

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Which movie would he be most likely to see?
"Love, Actually"
"Caddyshack"
"Mad Max"
"The Fast and the Furious"
Is he romantic?
Very much so.
Well, he tries.
I wouldn't say that.
Not even a little bit.
How often does he wash his car?
I don't think he ever does.
Every once in a while.
Once a week.
More than once a week.

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Have you ever gone on a long road trip with him?
No, it has never even come up.
No, but we have taken short ones.
Sure, we have done it a few times.
Yes, we do it all the time.
Does he watch car racing on TV?
Ha. Not his style.
I don't think he does.
Once in a great while, he does.
Yes, he does it a lot.
Has he ever taken you to a car race?
No, he wouldn't want to do that.
No, but I know he has gone before.
He has a few times.
Sure, lots of times.

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Did he build a go-kart as a kid?
How would I know?
I doubt it.
I think he did.
Yes, for sure.
Where does he park his car?
He parks on the street.
In his driveway.
In a one-car garage.
In a two-car garage.
Does he own a lot of tools?
I don't think he owns any.
Just a couple.
Sure, he has a lot.
He has an amazing amount of tools.

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Can he change a tire?
Nope.
I doubt it.
I think so.
Of course.
What word would describe him?
Romantic.
Kind.
Tough.
Macho.
Does he like to build things?
No, it stresses him out.
Maybe, but he isn't good at it.
He does when he has time.
Yes, and he does it a lot.

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Does he like motorcycles?
He couldn't care less about them.
He thinks they are kind of cool.
Yes, he likes them.
He loves them.
Does he hang out with your friends?
Sure, all the time.
Sometimes he does.
Not often.
No, they don't like each other.
Does he listen to you when you talk?
Yes, he is very sensitive.
He tries.
I think so.
Nope, he doesn't even pretend.

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