Tell Us About Your Craziest Drunken Antics and We'll Tell You Which Rock Star You Are!
By: Steven Miller
About This Quiz
If you're here, chances are that you've gotten drunk a time or five. Chances are you've gotten drunk and done some weird, crazy and hilarious things. And in true Zoo fashion, we're turning your drunken antics into a quiz that'll tell us (and you) which rockstar you are. So we want you to tell us how many times you've been arrested while you were drunk, how many times you've been streaking, how many times you've woken up next to a stranger while drunk and how many times you've regretted drinking. In return, we'll tell you which rockstar you are.
Everyone knows drinking and rock stars go hand in hand. So who will your drunken antics say you're most like? Are you like Keith Moon? Are you the kind of person who accidentally or not-so-accidentally destroys things when alcohol enters your system? Or are you more like Keith Richards? Are you and the cops best friends when you have one-too-many vodkas? Maybe you're really Ozzy Osbourne. Are you a party animal when you're drunk but a sweetheart when you're sober? Or are you Iggy Pop? Do you become enemies with your clothing when you have a few drinks in your system? By now you must be jonesing to find out which rocker you are. All you need to do now is to tell us the things you get into when you're hammered.
When was the last time you got so drunk that you blacked out?
That happened last night.
I blacked out last weekend.
I can't remember the last time that happened.
Have you ever gone streaking when you were drunk?
I do that on a regular basis.
That does happen once in a while.
I've never done anything like that.
What condition do you generally leave your hotel room in?
You'd be surprised how neat and tidy I actually am.
It's definitely a total mess, but nothing is broken.
It is completely destroyed.
It's a little dirty, but nothing more than usual.
Have you ever thrown anything out of a window when you were drunk?
I've done that many times.
I have a friend who does that.
I've never done anything like that.
Do you have any groupies?
I have a pretty sizable following.
I have a few close friends.
How gentle are you with animals?
I've only bitten the heads off of a couple birds.
I don't like animals, but I'm not rough with them.
I'm totally gentle with animals.
I've been told that I'm a little rough with my pets.
How loudly do you play your music when you're drunk?
I get noise complaints all the time.
I keep things pretty low-key.
I definitely crank it up, but I keep it pretty reasonable.
It's about as loud as you would expect from a punk rocker.
Which vacation spot would you rather party in?
Have the cops ever been called due to your partying?
It has happened before, but it's been a while.
That doesn't happen all the time, but it does happen pretty often.
Yeah, I get the cops stopping by on a regular basis.
Are you banned from any cities or venues?
I'm not allowed to go into a couple of places.
I'm banned from multiple places.
I'm not banned from any place.
There's one spot that I'm not supposed to visit, but I do anyways.
Which fashion style best fits your look when you party?
Have you ever destroyed something just for fun while you've been drunk?
I did that once, but I regretted it.
That's one of my main forms of entertainment when I'm drunk.
I don't remember doing it, but people have told me that I did.
That's not really my thing.
Which location would you rather party in?
Which style of music would you rather listen to while you're partying?
How would you describe your love life?
Do you smoke when you party?
I smoke a lot, but not cigarettes.
I might take a drag off of someone else's.
I smoke like a chimney when I'm drinking.
Have you ever been rushed to the hospital due to partying?
That has happened to me on numerous occasions.
That has never happened to me.
That has happened a few times to me.
That happened once or twice.
Do you have any nagging physical ailments that are directly related to partying too hard?
Not really, I'm as fit as a fiddle.
I'm definitely a little slower than I used to be.
Amazingly, not really. I should be a total mess.
Oh yeah, I've got some major issues.
Has anyone ever accused you of being a devil worshipper?
It's pretty rare for someone to say that to me.
I don't think anyone has ever accused me of that.
How often are your friends begging you to take it easy?
I used to get that a lot more than I do now.
It's pretty rare for me to hear that.
They gave up on that a long time ago.
Does your partying reputation fit you, or have people blown it out of proportion?
It used to fit me a lot better than it does now. I've mellowed.
It's been blown way out of proportion.
If anything, my reputation might be a little under appreciated.
How common is it for you to wake up next to someone you don't recognize?
I don't think that has ever happened to me.
It's pretty common for me to experience that.
That happens on a daily basis.
It's been a while, but that has happened.
When was the last time you found yourself mumbling, "I'm never drinking again", while your head rested against the side of the toilet?
It's been a while since that happened to me.
That happened last weekend.
It's been ages since I had that experience.
Have you ever been arrested while drunk?
I've been arrested, but not while I was drunk.
That has happened a time or two.
I've never been arrested.
How late do you generally party?
I'm still awake when the sun comes up.
How much of your current debt is directly related to purchases you made while partying?
A significant amount of it.
I've bought a few crazy items while drunk over the years.
Which person would you rather party with?
What is your drink of choice?
Is it kind of amazing that you're still alive?
It has confounded scientists.
It's not that big of a surprise.
How big is your crew?
I roll with a decent-sized crew.
It is composed of three or four close friends.
It used to be pretty big, but it's quite small now.
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