Tell Us About Your Dog and We'll Tell You Which Truck You Are

Zoe Samuel

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About This Quiz

Your dog is your best friend, and how you choose your friends tells us a lot about you - not least, how you roll when you get out on the road. Based on your dog, which truck are you?

How big is your dog?

Teacup size

Enormous
Quite big

Midsize

How much does your dog eat?

Not much

All the food
Far less than you'd think

As much as I let him, but he doesn't need to.

How loud is your dog?

Louder than you'd think, for her size.

She is the loudest dog.
About in the middle

Usually not at all but she can be when she has to.

Be honest: how smart is your dog?

Middling

Kinda dumb
Extremely smart

Above average

Does your dog have a lot of stamina?

Not at all

Not really
More than average

Yes

Is your dog hypoallergenic?

I think so.

No
Of course

I don't even know what that is, and nor does my dog.

Is your dog a fancy or regular breed?

A little fancy

Mostly regular
Very fancy

Very regular

Is your dog in good shape?

No

Could do better.
Yes, my dog could compete at shows.

Yes, my dog is always active.

Is your dog aggressive?

Yes, but it's funny because he is so little.

Yes, he is kind of a thug.
No, he doesn't get involved.

Only when someone he loves is under threat.

Does your dog love the great outdoors?

Not at all

For the weekend, yes
In certain doses, sure

Of course, she loves it.

How cuddly is your dog?

He's a total lapdog.

He likes a snuggle now and then.
About middling

He would never stop if I didn't make him.

Does your dog like strangers?

Usually not

No
Sometimes

Yes

Does your dog have good instincts about who is friendly and who is not?

Not really

No, she trusts no one.
I think so.

Totally, she has a sixth sense.

What is your dog's favorite treat?

Little kibble

Beggin' Strips
Vegan fak'n strips

A bone

How many naps does your dog take per day?

Four

Two
One

Three

Is your dog any good at catching its own dinner?

LOL no

She can when she wants.
I think so, but she has never tried.

Of course, she often does.

Does your dog have good camouflage?

No, she's white.

Yes, she's dark.
Somewhat - she's patchy.

Yes, she's tawny.

How expensive was your dog?

He cost $1,200.

He cost $400.
He cost $2,500.

He was free.

How often do you groom your dog?

Twice a day

Once a day
We go to a fancy groomer every week.

My dog does not need to be groomed.

How does your dog feel about bath time?

She hates it.

She doesn't mind.
She loves it.

She loves the attention but hates the bath.

Is your dog more of a belly rub or a back scratch kind of a dog?

All belly rub

All back scratch
Both

Anything that means I am spending time with him is fine by him - I could tickle him and he'd like it.

Is your dog prone to injury?

We don't do enough to find out.

No, but I don't think she will live to an old age.
Yes, sometimes.

No, she's as strong as an ox.

What does your dog cost you in vet's bills each year?

$1,000

$500
$300

$100

What does your dog cost you in chewed-up shoes and other household items?

$1,000

$500
$100

Usually nothing but every few years he eats something major like the interior of a neighbor's car.

Where does your dog rank in the dog park hierarchy?

My poor precious princess is definitely right at the bottom.

Top
Middle

Above the middle, but not the top

How fearless is your dog?

Not at all

My dog gets aggressive which is usually a sign of fear, so... not very.
My dog can be a little neurotic.

Entirely

How fast is your dog?

Slow

Average
Freakishly fast

Very fast

How many tennis balls can your dog carry at once?

None

Four
One

Two

Can your dog jump very high?

No

Yes, over 6'
Middling - about 4-5'

Yes, about 6'

Does your dog like to show off?

Of course!

Sometimes, just to assert herself.
Not really

Only for family members when she shows us a trick.

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