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Your dog is your best friend, and how you choose your friends tells us a lot about you - not least, how you roll when you get out on the road. Based on your dog, which truck are you?
How big is your dog?
Teacup size
Enormous
Quite big
Midsize
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How much does your dog eat?
Not much
All the food
Far less than you'd think
As much as I let him, but he doesn't need to.
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How loud is your dog?
Louder than you'd think, for her size.
She is the loudest dog.
About in the middle
Usually not at all but she can be when she has to.
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Be honest: how smart is your dog?
Middling
Kinda dumb
Extremely smart
Above average
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Does your dog have a lot of stamina?
Not at all
Not really
More than average
Yes
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Is your dog hypoallergenic?
I think so.
No
Of course
I don't even know what that is, and nor does my dog.
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Is your dog a fancy or regular breed?
A little fancy
Mostly regular
Very fancy
Very regular
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Is your dog in good shape?
No
Could do better.
Yes, my dog could compete at shows.
Yes, my dog is always active.
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Is your dog aggressive?
Yes, but it's funny because he is so little.
Yes, he is kind of a thug.
No, he doesn't get involved.
Only when someone he loves is under threat.
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Does your dog love the great outdoors?
Not at all
For the weekend, yes
In certain doses, sure
Of course, she loves it.
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How cuddly is your dog?
He's a total lapdog.
He likes a snuggle now and then.
About middling
He would never stop if I didn't make him.
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Does your dog like strangers?
Usually not
No
Sometimes
Yes
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Does your dog have good instincts about who is friendly and who is not?
Not really
No, she trusts no one.
I think so.
Totally, she has a sixth sense.
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What is your dog's favorite treat?
Little kibble
Beggin' Strips
Vegan fak'n strips
A bone
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How many naps does your dog take per day?
Four
Two
One
Three
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Is your dog any good at catching its own dinner?
LOL no
She can when she wants.
I think so, but she has never tried.
Of course, she often does.
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Does your dog have good camouflage?
No, she's white.
Yes, she's dark.
Somewhat - she's patchy.
Yes, she's tawny.
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How expensive was your dog?
He cost $1,200.
He cost $400.
He cost $2,500.
He was free.
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How often do you groom your dog?
Twice a day
Once a day
We go to a fancy groomer every week.
My dog does not need to be groomed.
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How does your dog feel about bath time?
She hates it.
She doesn't mind.
She loves it.
She loves the attention but hates the bath.
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Is your dog more of a belly rub or a back scratch kind of a dog?
All belly rub
All back scratch
Both
Anything that means I am spending time with him is fine by him - I could tickle him and he'd like it.
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Is your dog prone to injury?
We don't do enough to find out.
No, but I don't think she will live to an old age.
Yes, sometimes.
No, she's as strong as an ox.
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What does your dog cost you in vet's bills each year?
$1,000
$500
$300
$100
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What does your dog cost you in chewed-up shoes and other household items?
$1,000
$500
$100
Usually nothing but every few years he eats something major like the interior of a neighbor's car.
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Where does your dog rank in the dog park hierarchy?
My poor precious princess is definitely right at the bottom.
Top
Middle
Above the middle, but not the top
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How fearless is your dog?
Not at all
My dog gets aggressive which is usually a sign of fear, so... not very.
My dog can be a little neurotic.
Entirely
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How fast is your dog?
Slow
Average
Freakishly fast
Very fast
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How many tennis balls can your dog carry at once?
None
Four
One
Two
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Can your dog jump very high?
No
Yes, over 6'
Middling - about 4-5'
Yes, about 6'
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Does your dog like to show off?
Of course!
Sometimes, just to assert herself.
Not really
Only for family members when she shows us a trick.
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