1. Hulu
   Netflix
2. Amazon
   Sling

Netflix started in 1998 as a DVD-by-mail service and began streaming in 2007.

1. She felt guilty and turned herself in.
   Alex Vause names her as an accomplice.
2. Alex Vause told the drug king-pin.
   She got picked up on another offense.

Alex firmly denies naming Piper as an accomplice.

1. Gives her a fried rat.
   Gives her a used tampon sandwich.
2. Gives her peed-on meat.
   Gives her moldy bread.

The ancient Egyptians fashioned disposable tampons from papyrus.

1. New York
   New Jersey
2. Nebraska
   Montana

There are no US Federal Penitentiaries located in New York.

1. Suzie
   Susan
2. Suzanne
   Sue

To calm her nerves, Suzanne likes to clean the bathrooms at night.

1. She crafts and sells homemade beer.
   She crafts and sells natural soaps.
2. She crafts and sells homemade bourbon.
   She crafts and sells knitted clothes.

The global handmade/organic soap market is currently worth $65 billion USD.

1. Neptune’s Produce
   Mar’s Produce
2. Saturn’s Produce
   Venus’s Produce

Neptune was supplying contraband smuggled in the grocery boxes into the prison as a way of making extra money.

1. Jason Biggs
   Michael Harney
2. Nick Sandow
   Joel Marsh

Jason voices Leonardo on the TV series “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.”

1. Gloria
   Aleida
2. Blanca
   Maria

Elizabeth Rodriguez, who plays Aleida, is only two years older than Dascha Polanco, who plays Dayanara.

1. Smuggle drugs in a suitcase.
   Transport a dead body in a bag.
2. Transport drug money in a suitcase.
   Enter a country illegally.

The global drug trade generates an estimated $321.6 billion a year.

1. NSA-agent
   FBI-agent
2. TSA-Agent
   CIA-agent

TSA-agents make an average of $37,400/year USD.

1. She shot her baby’s daddy at an abortion clinic.
   She knifed her old man.
2. She shot a nurse at an abortion clinic.
   She poisoned her mother.

She shot the nurse because the nurse made a snide remark about Pennsatucky’s many abortions.

1. A roadside bomb in Afghanistan.
   Infection from a dirty hot tub.
2. A car accident.
   Gangrene from having diabetes.

The most common hot tub infection is Hot tub folliculitis, which is an infection of the skin around the lower part of the hair follicles.

1. Lesbian activity
   Fistfight
2. Drug activity
   Illness

Much of the conflict in female prisons is about sex; it’s about jealousy or possessiveness.

1. A foodie magazine.
   A make-up catalog.
2. A bride’s magazine.
   A sports newspaper.

Morello asks Chapman to tell her which of her two favorite dresses she should wear at her wedding.

1. Screwdriver
   Wrench
2. Hammer
   Saw

Screwdrivers were invented in the late 15th century, either in Germany or France.

1. ABC
   KLN
2. NPR
   CNN

National Public Radio (NPR) first went on air in April 1971.

1. 9
   13
2. 21
   23

13-episode season is the cable standard.

1. Dolphin
   Elephant
2. Shark
   Fish

It’s a waterproof tattoo put on Piper by Alex on the day she smuggles the money.

1. A piece of glass turned into a shiv.
   A wooden cross that is turned into a shiv.
2. A razor blade in a toothbrush.
   A prayer book.

Most shivs can be anything from a glass shard with fabric wrapped around one end to form a handle, to a razor blade stuck at the end of a toothbrush.

1. Bedside manner
   Voodoo powers
2. Healing powers
   Doctor’s touch

A shaman is often referred to a person with magical healing powers.

1. Soap
   Shampoo
2. Cleaner
   Ointment

Piper makes the cream for Red’s chronic back pain.

1. Pornstache
   Douchbag
2. Numnuts
   Dickweed

He’s given that nickname because his mustache is remanence of a male 1970s porn star.

1. Miss Claudette
   Crazy Eyes
2. Black Cindy
   Big Boo

Crazy Eyes starts to write her sci-fi sex story for her drama class.

1. Russia
   Hungry
2. Ukraine
   Uzbekistan

His wife, Katya, is a mail-order bride.

1. Selling used inmates’ panties.
   Selling used inmates’ socks.
2. Selling new intimate panties.
   Selling used guards’ panties.

Used panties is one of the most common types of panty fetishes, consisting primarily of women selling their used undergarments through independent websites or panty seller groups.

1. Dayanara Diaz
   Maria Ruiz
2. Big Boo
   Gloria Mendoza

Gloria is played by Selenis Leyva, who can be seen in reruns of ‘Law & Order’ as Detective Mariluz Rivera.

1. Vegan
   Kosher
2. Paleo
   Gluten-free

Kosher refers to a set of specific biblical laws that list the types of food that a Jewish person may eat and the ways in which it may be prepared.

1. FCC
   ABC
2. PCC
   MCC

MCC stands for the Management & Correction Corporation.

1. Passion
   Whispers
2. Victoria
   Lovers

Whispers work with MCC to have some of their items made at Litchfield, paying inmates $1 per hour.

1. Danielle Brooks
   Taylor Schilling
2. Kate Mulgrew
   Jackie Cruz

Kate played the first female captain to ever helm a Star Trek vessel in “Voyager”.

1. Correction officer and social worker
   Social worker and inmate counselor
2. Corrections officer and inmate counselor
   Prison guard and social worker

A correction officer makes approximately $38,970 USD/year.

1. Black Cindy
   Rosa
2. Crazy Eyes
   Poussey

Rosa swerves off the road and hits Vee on purpose saying, “Always so rude, that one!”

1. Piper Kurtzman
   Piper Klugman
2. Piper King
   Piper Kerman

Piper was convicted of felony money-laundering in 2004, serving 13 months of a 15-month sentence at FCI Danbury.

1. Jenji Kohan
   Shonda Rhimes
2. Joss Whedon
   Emma Myles

Jenji is the award-winning creator of “Weeds.”