Texas Lingo: How Many of These Words Do You Know?

By: Monica Lee

Texas Lingo: How Many of These Words Do You Know?
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About This Quiz

Ah'itie folks, we reckon it's 'bout time y'all learn a thang or two about talkin' Texan. And it's jus' not a few purtee words, it's whole durn phrases ya need ta know. Like, "it's gettin' hotter than a two-dollar pistol in Texas." Or, "so crooked that if he swallowed a nail he’d spit up a corkscrew." Yessiree, the slang is fun, colorful and, yes, even wise. Like "never sign nothin' by neon." Or, "If you cut your own firewood, it’ll warm you twice." So pay attention. The words here come from a state known fir likin' ev'thang bag (big). So this here ain't no piddlee'o quiz. Got yer' 35 questions that will help you start understandin' Texas-speak in no time. 

So you're prob'ly itchin' to learn now. But don’t get your panties in a wad, just take the quiz. And once you git'er done, you'll be flappin' them jaws in no time. Saying "y'all", "thang" and "jeetjet" for "Did you eat yet?" Then you can "hallelujah the county" and "paint the town AND the front porch" because of yer high score. Maybe you won't know how to talk like a real Texan, but understandin' them is half the battle. Git goin', take the quiz now. 

What does "raising cane" mean?
What it sounds like, an old man raising his cane.
The act of putting candy canes on a Christmas tree on the highest branches.
Raising hell, as in having a fun night on the town.
Because Cain was the first murderer in the Bible, having killed his brother Abel, people use the expression "raising Cain" to describe acts of violence or mischievous acts. However, today it has a more rambunctious meaning (and a different spelling) like having a wild time.
Decorating with cane-shaped objects.

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"Doesn’t have a pot to piss in." What does that mean?
The outhouse is disgusting.
The toilet is broken.
The dog had an accident in the house.
That person is poor.
This means that someone is so destitute that they have to go to the bathroom in the street. They don't even have a pot to piss in.

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Still don't have a drink? Now, "Don't pitch a hissy fit." What does that mean?
Don't have a tantrum.
"Don't have a tantrum "is another way to describe the meaning of "Don't have a hissy fit." Even if you're madder than a two-dollar rattlesnake, calm down.
Don't go pitching hay until you get a drink.
Don't worry if that drink is his or hers, now it's yours.
B & C

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What does it mean if you're "a few pickles short of a barrel"?
You'll go hungry this winter.
You're kind of dumb.
Use this expression to describe someone who's kind of dumb. Another way to stay the same thing is "not the sharpest crayon in the box".
You need to pickle more cucumbers.
You need to restock your refrigerator.

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"Piddlee'o" means what when you're talking to a Texan?
A puddle
A pigeon
A small thing
Piddlee'o is a small thing or a small amount, as in "Ain't you just a piddlee'o thang." Thang = Thing.
A piggy bank

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"She could start a fight in an empty house." What trait is described in this phrase?
Argumentative
This phrase means the person is quick to argue. Here's another phrase that means the same thing; "He’d argue with a wooden Indian".
Funny
Sad
Silly

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In Texas, what does it mean if you're in "tall cotton"?
Exactly what it says, you're in tall cotton plants.
You're hiding.
You're picking cotton.
You're living the high life.
To be in "tall cotton" means to be living at the peak of your life, or living the high life, or similar to "salad days".

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What kind of person are you describing when you say, "He can strut sitting down."
Jealous
Intelligence
Boastful
It means the person is boastful. Here are some other ways to describe the same attribute. "She’s all gurgle and no guts."
Angry

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What does "sho'nuff" mean?
Show and snuff
Should we snuff?
Sure enough
This expression can be used to express an obvious agreement like, “Hot today, ain’t it?” “Sho’nuff.” Or it can be used to emphasize a description of something such as, “El Paso is sho’nuff far from here.”
Shoe and buff

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"He’s on a first-name basis with the bottom of the deck." What kind of trait does this phrase describe?
Honest
Silly
Jealous
Dishonest
It means the person is dishonest. Here are some other ways to describe the same trait. "There are a lot of nooses in his family tree." And, "slicker than a slop jar."

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If someone says "dad gum it", what does it mean?
Dad has gum on his shoe.
Dad gummed up the repair.
It's a more genteel way to say a swear word.
Texans have polite manners and will use this phrase instead of a swear word. Aw shucks, ain't that sweet?
Dad chews too much gum.

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What does "ain’t my first rodeo" mean?
You've attended many rodeos in the past.
Not your first time doing something.
If someone says to you "This ain’t my first rodeo", it means that it isn't his or her first time doing it. He or she has experienced doing the activity in the past.
You know how to ride a horse.
You know how to rope a calf.

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"I reckon the team is going to lose this game." What does "I reckon" mean?
I think so.
"I reckon" means that I think something is going to happen, or I believe something to be true. If the team is losing by 40 points, you might reckon that the team is not going to win.
There will be a reckoning for this team.
There will be a settlement.
There will be a calculation of the team's standings.

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"So dry I'm spitting cotton." What does that mean?
It's so hot!
The cotton is falling off the plant because it needs water.
You have a dry or cotton-mouth and need a drink.
Texas gets hot and dry, and if you're out in the fields you might work up a thirst that is so powerful it feels like you're spitting cotton. Get yourself a drink and then get back to work.
Clean up a spill so that the table is so dry, a cotton rag won't pick up any moisture.

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What does "fixin’ tuh" mean?
Fixing the tub
Fixture above the tub
Something that is tough to fix
Fixing to (do something)
"Fixin' tuh" means you're going to do it, as in, you're fixated on doing the activity. “Are you going to make dinner?” “Fixin’ tuh.”

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If you describe people as "They wouldn’t bite a biscuit" what are you saying?
They have dental problems.
They are meek.
This phrase describes someone who's so afraid of everything that they wouldn't do something as simple as biting into a delicious buttermilk biscuit. They are afraid of their own shadow, is another way to put it.
They are gluten-free.
They are anorexic.

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"Busy as a one-legged man at an butt-kicking contest." What does this mean?
That you are extremely busy
It means you're so busy that you don't have time to eat, sleep or take a break of any kind, because of everything you have to do.
That you are a loser
That you've been beaten down by circumstance
That you like to play games

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"Git along little doggie!" What are the cowboys referring to?
Horses
Dogs
Calves
A dogie is a calf (young cow) that has no mother. "Git along little doggie" is a phrase used by cowboys while herding cattle. It means "c'mon or move with us."
Sheep

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If you're "chawing the rag," what are you doing?
You're eating barely edible food.
You're talking to your friends.
What's the scoop? What's the gossip? Go on and "chaw the rag" and tell all to your friends about it. This meaning takes into account the attitude that you have all the time in the world to talk.
You're making moonshine.
You're sewing.

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You have to remember the Wild West to understand this one. What does it mean to be"brave enough to eat in a boomtown cafe"?
You like to try exotic food.
You are a brave person.
Boomtowns would set up and be gone within the week. Because of that, their restaurants were lax on everything from service to the actual food. You have to have a brave stomach to venture into one of those cafes.
You like to dare other people to do things.
You are afraid of everything.

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What does it mean if someone has a "hitch in his gitalong?"
Someone has a spring in their step.
Someone has a limp when they walk.
It would nice if this phrase described something good, but it is describing someone who has a permanent or temporary limp.
Someone is dancing in the rain.
Someone knows a secret and is smiling.

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If someone refers to you as "like a drum with a hole in it" what does that mean?
That you have a healthy body, except for your limp.
You're worthless.
A drum with a hole in it is useless. And If someone has said this about you, they think you're not worth trying to fix.
You have everything going for you except your confidence.
You need new clothes.

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If someone says something is "hot as a two-dollar pistol" what does it mean?
The object is piping hot and you might burn yourself.
The object is stolen.
A cheap gun is usually a black market item, meaning that it's "hot." So if something is even "hotter" than that, be careful when the law comes 'round.
The object is cheap.
The object is broken.

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"No hill for a stepper." What the heck does that mean?
If you have an elliptical, you put it on light resistance.
People who like to walk, don't like to climb.
Your mindset will help you accomplish your goals.
To get somewhere, you need to take the first step. And with motivation, there's no problem that can't be resolved by someone who sets their mind to accomplishing their goals.
One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.

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"Come hell or high water." What does that make you think of?
Death will come no matter what.
Disaster will come no matter what.
Whether it's too hot or too wet, we'll still sow the fields.
I promise.
"Come hell or high water" means that you've made a promise and you'll keep it no matter what stands in your way.

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What exactly is a "var'mit" from a Texan point of view?
Small, bratty children
Someone who is a real rascal
Any small animal that one hunts
Varmint is any small animal, particularly one that is being hunted, as in "Me and Riley went var'mit huntin' this mornin'."
None of the above

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Although you'll hear this in Texas, it's also heard in other places in the U.S. What's a "kicker?"
The person who kicks a ball in football
The person who kicks the ball in soccer
The decisive factor
The "kicker" is the deciding or most motivating factor in an argument. As in, "...and here's the kicker..."
The ultimate compliment

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Oh my, you're "calling for Earl". What does that mean?
You can't find Earl.
You're going to hurl.
You might hurl your insides out after you had too many cold ones. Your friends will describe it as "calling for Earl".
You're asking advice from a clergyman.
You're heading to the bar for a drink.

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"All git-out" means what?
Everyone needs to leave this room.
Someone is dressed elaborately.
This is a private club.
The highest compliment
The utmost conceivable degree of something or the highest compliment. As in, "This pie is as good as all git-out."

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"If I say a hen dips snuff, you can look under her wing for the can." What the heck is the trait this phrase is describing?
Silly
Knowledgeable
Honest
This colorful Texan phrase means you are honest. Another phrase that means the same thing is, "You can bet the farm on it".
Paranoid

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What does it mean to say someone is "knee high to a grasshopper"?
They have big ideas but are short on working toward their goals.
They are really small.
They are really young.
This is an age, and not a height reference. Most people were "knee high to a grasshopper" when they were two or three years old. Before then they were "down to an ant's ankle."
They are really tall.

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What does "all hat and no cattle" mean?
You think you're a cowboy, but you're not.
You have no idea what you're talking about.
If you're talking to someone and they aren't making a good argument, or any sense at all, you would say that person is "all hat and no cattle". Or they have no idea what they're talking about.
You have no money.
You have brains but no brawn.

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What does "get on at" mean?
To begin employment
"Get on at" means to gain employment, as in, "Jessie's gonna' try to get on at the Bonanza Cattle Ranch as a farm hand next week."
To ride a bull
To climb a ladder
To finish a job

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You have to live in Texas to get this. What does "two different buckets of possums" mean?
There's a bucket for water and a bucket for food, for all animals.
There are two sides to every argument.
There are two problems.
Possums are problems. And a bucket of possums are bigger problems. But this saying refers to "buckets" as being very different. You would use this saying when you talk about having a drought and a broken TV.
If you have buckets, you can cover a possum's hole and drive it out of your yard.

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Do you have the Texas accent down pat yet? While you're working on it, what does "git r done" mean?
Acknowledging a job well done
Although it sounds like someone is telling you to get something done, it's actually an acknowledgement of a job well done, or well on its way to being finished.
Get her hair done.
Get it done now.
Be thankful.

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