The Animal Personality Quiz

By: Marie Hullett

The Animal Personality Quiz
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About This Quiz

People always seem to go on about cat people versus dog people. Cat people are uptight and reserved, dog people argue, while cat people argue that dog people are messy and obnoxious. While these criticisms both may have some merit, what about all the other animals? What about rabbit people, turtle people, or bird people, for instance? 

It turns out, you can find out a lot about yourself when you identify your inner animal personality. Sure, you may feel like a dog person today, but what about if deep down, you're a cat? Or perhaps you're actually a snake? A tarantula? Fortunately, you won't have to give up your pet when you uncover your results. After all, dogs, cats and even snakes can live together in harmony. Instead, you might find out that you need to spend more time outdoors (dog personality), or perhaps should invest in an armchair for quiet contemplation (cat personality). Maybe you'll find out that your intellect and guile is wasted at your current job and you should actually be heading a Fortune 500 company (snake personality). 

Since the enduring dog versus cat debate may never die, it's time to ask another, bigger question. What type of animal personality are you? Answer the following 30 questions to find out! 

Which Disneyland ride would you most like to go on?
Alice in Wonderland
The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh
Jungle Cruise
Mr. Toad's Wild Ride

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How quick are you to say "I love you" in a serious romantic relationship?
I tend to fall head over heels and profess my love right away. Did I mention I love you?
I say "I love you" back and then regret it.
I wait until the other person says it first.
Never ever!

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Which of these describes your diet?
I'll eat anything!
100% carnivore
Vegan or vegetarian
Paleo

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Where would you most like to live?
Greenland
South Africa
The Pacific Northwest
Australia

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Everyone has at least one thing that grinds their gears. What's your pet peeve?
Pickiness
Uncleanliness
Loud talkers
People who are afraid of confrontation

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Congratulations, you get a personal chef! There's a catch, though. They can only make you the same meal, day after day. What will it be?
Pizza
Seared tuna and asparagus
Beet and walnut salad
Steak and potatoes

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How do you react when a friend comes to you with a life crisis?
Fail to find the right words but try to comfort them as much as possible
I'm a good listener.
Panic
Offer probably misguided advice

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Speaking of friends, do you make new ones easily?
Yes! Do you want to be friends?
No, not really. I'm picky about who I hang out with.
Sort of. I'm shy, but I do have a close group of friends I connect with.
Honestly, I only make friends when I need people to help me.

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Where does your athletic prowess lie?
My balance
My strength
My speed
My agility

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You're heading to a dinner party. What will you most likely be talking about?
Funny personal stories
Books or movies
Current events
Politics

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How would you describe your demeanor?
Fun and friendly
Reserved and witty
Shy and gentle
Smart and cunning

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Which Disney animal do you want to be reincarnated as?
The Tramp from "Lady and the Tramp"
Simba from "The Lion King"
Thumper from "Bambi"
Kaa from "Jungle Book"

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Where do you want to lie to watch the clouds go by?
At the park
By a sunny window
In a flower-filled meadow
At a desert resort

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You have to wear the same color clothing for the rest of your life. What will you choose?
Neutral hues
Black
White
Green

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It's time to head to the park! What do you want to do while you're there?
Play frisbee
Climb trees
Frolic around
Catch frogs by the pond

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How many lives do you have?
One
Nine
Three
Unlimited

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Where could you typically be found on the elementary school playground?
Playing soccer, basketball, or any other sport
On the monkey bars
Hiding in the bushes
Spying on people

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What's your most animal-like trait?
My playfulness
My quick reflexes
My desire to find a mate
My insatiable appetite

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It's Halloween already! What will you dress up as this year?
I don't dress up, but I'll dress up my dog.
Catwoman
A sexy bunny
A swamp monster

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Are you more of an indoor or outdoor person?
Outdoors all the way
I prefer to spend my time cuddled up on the couch.
It's not that I'm lazy, I just feel safer and more content indoors.
I thrive in any environment.

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How would you friends describe you?
Energetic
Quixotic
Lighthearted
Intellectual

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Which of these animal emojis is your favorite?
Dog face
Smiling cat face
Rabbit
Snake

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What do you want most from life?
Lots of fun
Physical and mental challenges
Comfort and stability
Financial success

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What age would you like to remain for the rest of your life?
18
45
27
66

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Which quote speaks to you?
"Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud." -Maya Angelou
"Very little is needed to make a happy life; it is all within yourself, in your way of thinking." -Marcus Aurelius​
"There is no charm equal to tenderness of heart." -Jane Austen
"Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." -Samuel Beckett

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Are you more introverted or extroverted?
Extroverted!
Introverted.
I'm an extraverted introvert. I like people, but it takes me a while to warm up to them.
I'm an introverted extrovert. I'm good with people but typically prefer to be by myself.

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Which children's book do you adore?
"Old Yeller" by Fred Gipson
"The Cat in the Hat" by Dr. Seuss
"The Velveteen Rabbit" by Margery Williams
"The Very Hungry Caterpillar" by Eric Carle

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Don't be modest. What's one of your best qualities?
Loyalty
Independence
Patience
Cunningness

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Which of these scenarios do you find most unpleasant?
Going to the DMV
Sitting in traffic
Going to the dentist
Making small talk with strangers

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What is your outlook on the future?
Positive
Negative
Neutral
I don't care.

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