1. TURN!
   SWIVEL!
2. ROTATE!
   PIVOT!

After buying a couch, Ross realizes that if he can just carry it the three blocks between the store and his apartment, he'll save big bucks on delivery fees. With Rachel and Chandler helping, the trio attempt to navigate their way up the stairs with the couch. If only they had listened when Ross told them to PIVOT!, things may have turned out just fine.

1. They are your twin.
   They are your soulmate.
2. They are your enemy.
   They stole your tartar sauce.

Fans learn Phoebe's theory about love in season two, when Ross and Rachel get together. Phoebe compares their relationship to that of lobsters, who fall in love and mate for life once they find their soulmate, then hang out in their senior years holding claws with their beloved.

1. Mona
   Susan
2. Judy
   Mindy

Ross was sitting right around divorce #1 when viewers first met him back in season one. His wife Carol had revealed that she was a lesbian and was leaving him to be with her new partner Susan. Things got a whole lot more complicated when Carol found out she was pregnant with Ross' baby.

1. Beef
   Jam
2. Custard
   Ladyfingers

In one of those epic "Friends" Thanksgiving episodes, Rachel decides to bring a trifle for dessert. Unfortunately, the pages of her cookbook are stuck together, so she ends up layering sweet treats like jam, custard and cookies with savory bits of beef and onion.

1. Danny DeVito
   Henry Winkler
2. Danny Bonaduce
   Jack Lemmon

If you order a stripper from the Yellow Pages, you just might end up with Danny DeVito, like Rachel and Monica did when hosting Phoebe's bachelorette party. The "Taxi" star played the depressed dancer Roy "Goodbody," who dons a police uniform for his performance but has to stop his act when he can't stop crying.

1. Burning all of their clothes
   Putting on all of their clothes
2. Giving away all of their clothes
   Cutting up all of their clothes

When Chandler hides all of Joey's underwear, Joey takes revenge by putting on all of Chandler's clothes at once. He then proceeds to do lunges while letting Chandler know that he is of course, still sans underwear.

1. A type of self-defense
   A city bus
2. A job title
   A type of retirement fund

One running gag on "Friends" was the mystery of what exactly Chandler did for a living. At one point during a trivia match in season four, Rachel guesses that he is a transponster. Turns out, he is in IT, where he specializes in statistical analysis and data reconfiguration. Later in the series, he quits to start over in advertising.

1. 1
   3
2. 5
   7

When Chandler accepts a date with Joey's ex Kathy, he's nervous about being able to match Joey's level of skill in certain areas. To help him out, Monica walks him through the seven erogenous zones that women have, which gives him the confidence he needs to enjoy the date.

1. Rodney Dangerfield
   His birth mother
2. Chandler's ex
   His hand twin

It was at a casino in Las Vegas that Joey met his hand twin, a blackjack dealer named Randall. With dreams of wealth and celebrity in mind, Joey starts making plans to take advantage of this miracle, but Randall wants nothing to do with it and has Joey booted back onto the street.

1. Dancing seductively for him
   Drinking wine together
2. Brewing a love potion with Ursula
   Asking him to rub lotion on her

When the gang finds out about Monica and Chandler in season five, Phoebe decides to pretend to seduce him to see if he will spill the beans. She heads to his apartment to drink wine and does a sexy dance for him, and lets him know that she'd like him to rub lotion on her. When she goes in for a kiss, he finally gives in and admits that he is in love with Monica.

1. Unagi
   Tobiko
2. Sashimi
   Mushu

When Phoebe and Rachel take self-defense classes in season six, Ross mocks them for missing the true trick to improving personal safety. It's not about being able to fight off an attacker ... it's about unagi. Ross describes unagi as a sense of complete awareness, while pretty much everyone he describes it to insists it's actually sushi.

1. Slug
   Antelope
2. Armadillo
   Scorpion

Concerned that Ben isn't learning enough about his father's Jewish heritage, Ross introduces his son to Santa's Tex-Mex friend, the Holiday Armadillo. In true "Friends" style, the other guys try to help, with Chandler playing Santa and Joey dressing up as Superman.

1. Joey
   Rachel
2. Chandler
   Phoebe

When Monica is stung by a jellyfish on the beach, Joey decides to pee on her foot to relieve her pain. Turns out, he can't urinate on command, so Chandler is forced to do the dirty deed.

1. Wearing leather pants on a date
   Eating garlic before a date
2. Bringing your kid on a date
   Using a new hair product that causes an allergic reaction

In season five, Ross decides to start off the new year by doing one new thing every day. This includes wearing a pair of brand new leather pants on a date, which he soon discovers are awfully hot — and subject to shrinkage that can make them tough to put back on once you take them off!

1. Chloe
   Mona
2. Gunther's sister
   Ursula

Rachel asks Ross to take "a break from us" in season three. The devastated Ross finds comfort in the arms of Chloe the copy girl, only for Rachel to change her mind and catch him in the act. He pretty much spends the entire remainder of the series arguing that it was totally fine to hook up with Chloe because he and Rachel were on a break.

1. George Clooney
   Bruce Willis
2. Brad Pitt
   John Stamos

Things are awkward enough when Ross begins dating his student, Elizabeth Stevens. It gets worse when he meets her dad, who is played by "Die Hard" star Bruce Willis. Mr. Stevens is not a Ross fan, but does end up dating Rachel.

1. "Baby Got Back"
   "Mary Had a Little Lamb"
2. "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star"
   "The Macarena"

Rachel is horrified to learn that Ross sings Sir Mix-A-Lot's "Baby Got Back" when he changes Emma's diaper. After trying to get her interested in more traditional tunes, Rachel gives in and sings the song for her daughter, saying, "Oh, you really do like big butts, don't you?"

1. Subway car
   Office elevator
2. ATM vestibule
   Apartment basement

Way back in season one of "Friends," the cast experiences a major blackout (which was actually caused by an incident on "Mad About You"). Chandler is inside an ATM vestibule when the power fails, but is lucky enough to have a Victoria's Secret model by his side at the time. She ends up saving his life when he chokes, then kisses him goodbye when power is restored.

1. A slice of cake
   A sandwich
2. A salad
   A piece of pie

After losing Emily and his apartment, Ross survives by knowing that at least he has his Thanksgiving leftover sandwich, which he calls the Moist Maker, to look forward to. While Ross leaves a warning note in the form of a knock-knock joke on his lunch, it doesn't stop his boss from stealing and eating the last good thing in Ross' life.

1. Call her an insulting name
   Whiten his teeth
2. Eat her goldfish
   Tell her he likes her sister more

Monica's co-worker Hillary went on an especially weird date with Ross in season six. After whitening his teeth too much, Ross tried everything he could think of to keep his date from noticing the glow. He put on makeup before heading out, then kept his mouth shut while at dinner. What he didn't realize, however, was that his teeth would glow in the dark under a black light, which sent Hillary running off screaming when she saw them.

1. Jean-Claude Van Damme
   Arnold Schwarzenegger
2. Bruce Willis
   Sylvester Stallone

The star of action flicks like "Bloodsport" and "Time Cop," actor Jean-Claude Van Damme appears as himself during the second season of "Friends." After meeting him on the set of "Outbreak 2," Monica ends up on a date with Van-Damme, who turns out to be less than a gentleman with the ladies.

1. Monty
   Martin
2. Mickey
   Marcel

When viewers first meet Ross, he has a white-headed capuchin monkey he calls Marcel. Realizing he can no longer keep him in an apartment once Marcel reaches maturity, Ross ends up donating him to the San Diego Zoo.

1. Drinks
   Girls
2. Hair gel
   Food

Thinking of swiping a fry from Joey's plate? Think again, because Joey doesn't share food! Viewers find this out in season 10 when Joey goes on a date with Phoebe's friend Sarah, but rejects her because she tries to share his meal. When he ends up giving her one more chance, he ends up eating her entire dessert, so what Joey means is that he doesn't share HIS food.

1. Unicorn
   Greyhound
2. Horse
   Donkey

After winning the girls' apartment in a trivia contest, Joey and Chandler are elated to switch pads with Rachel and Monica. Reveling in their glory, they ride a white ceramic greyhound statue over the threshold of their new place.

1. Blanche DuBois
   Rachel Gellar
2. Regina Phalange
   June Carter Cash

Whenever she's seeking a fake name for one of her schemes, Phoebe tends to fall back on her favorite alter ego, Regina Phalange. Oddly enough, she rarely uses the name of her own twin sister Ursula, but Ursula seems to have no problem impersonating Phoebe.

1. Sweater
   Jeans
2. Boxers
   Leather pants

Phoebe is convinced that Tag is the father of Rachel's baby, thinking he left his red sweater at her apartment. When he reveals that he is wearing his red sweater, everyone is stumped once again about the father's identity. The truth is revealed when Ross spots the sweater in Monica's apartment and reveals he lost it a month ago, not realizing that he just outed himself as a soon-to-be father to Rachel's child.

1. Singing
   Running
2. Playing guitar
   Bike riding

When Rachel and Phoebe go for a jog together, Rachel is embarrassed at her friend's unusual running style. Eventually, Rachel tries Phoebe's wild, flailing technique and keeps it up because it's just so much fun, regardless of how weird it looks to others.

1. Archery
   Tap dancing
2. Fluency in French
   Drinking a gallon of milk in 10 seconds

In "The One Where Joey Speaks French," we learn that despite what it says on his resume, Joey cannot actually speak French. He also can't tap dance, do archery, ride horses or do most of the other things he listed. What he can do is drink a gallon of milk in 10 seconds, which he proves by demonstrating his skill to Phoebe.

1. Will
   Eddie
2. Daniel
   Russ

Joey thinks he's too good for his small apartment once he lands a major role on "Days of Our Lives." Chandler finds a new roommate named Eddie Meneuk, who might just be weirder than Joey was. When Chandler realizes Eddie is watching him sleep at night, he is forced to take drastic measures to get rid of him.

1. Wonder Woman
   Farrah Fawcett's swimsuit
2. Fonzie's leather jacket
   Princess Leia

After Ross reveals his Princess Leia fantasies to Rachel, she dons her own golden bikini in season three. Unfortunately, the idea falls flat for Ross, who can only see his mom's face in the Leia fantasy thanks to a conversation he had with Chandler.

1. Library
   Nightclub
2. Bus
   Playground

After an allergic reaction to kiwi pie sends Ross to the ER, Chandler and Joey are left to care for baby Ben. They use him to attract women, but things get serious when they leave Ben on a bus by accident.

1. Gleba
   Shoes
2. Ross
   Mucus

Baby says her first word to Rachel via phone while spending the night with her grandmother. While everyone is sure that gleba doesn't count as a word, they eventually discover that it means "sporagenous tissue found within certain types of fungi," leaving Ross convinced that his daughter will become a scientist.

1. Russ
   Danny
2. Tad
   Will

Aniston's husband at the time made a hilarious appearance as Will Colbert in season eight. An old friend of Monica and Ross, he ends up being invited to dinner at the girls' apartment, where he reveals that not only has he lost a ton of weight since childhood, but that he still really, really, really hates Rachel Greene.

1. She lost a bet.
   She gave Chandler food poisoning.
2. She cut off Chandler's toe.
   It was a competition with Phoebe.

The season five Thanksgiving episode of "Friends" offered viewers a flashback to the gang's early days, when a still-plump Monica "accidentally" cut off Chandler's toe. When Chandler learns the truth about the incident, he stops speaking to Monica, who puts a turkey on her head as a way to earn his forgiveness. It is while her head is stuck inside that bird that Chandler tells her he loves her for the first time.

1. Joey
   Ross
2. Chandler
   Phoebe

Ugly Naked Guy is the apparent nudist who lives in the apartment opposite Monica and Rachel's window. For a long time, the gang has no interaction with him beyond poking him with a stick to make sure he is alive, but all that changes when Ross finds out he is moving and his apartment will be available to rent. To improve his odds of landing the lease, Ross brings muffins to the unclothed neighbor, and even ends up taking his clothes off to try to win the apartment.