There Are Two Types of People in This World — Which Are You?

By: Teresa McGlothlin
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
There Are Two Types of People in This World — Which Are You?
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About This Quiz

Though there are billions of people in the world, there are really only two main categories that they fall into. You might think you know which type of you are, but do you really? Have you examined your everyday choices to figure it out? Once you play a game of simple decisionmaking during this quiz, we'll let you know which kind of person looks back at you from the mirror. 

Does it make you crazy to have inbox notifications, or do you let them pile up until you're almost out of space? Should toast come topped with avocado or with butter and jam? Without realizing it, decisions like these show off the sort of human that you are. The question is — what kind of person are you? 

When you read the question, don't pause to think! Simply choose the answer that fits you best, and we'll total up your responses at the end. By the time you've finished, we'll have enough information to put you into one or the other of the world's most common categories. Decide between this and that, and we'll take it from there! Will you end up where you think you will, or have you known yourself all along? 

Toilet paper Does the toilet paper go over or under?
It sits on the top of the toilet or counter.
Under
Over
As long as there's toilet paper, I don't care.

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Wake up Are you a night owl or an early bird?
Mid-morning penguin
Early bird
Insomniac
Night owl

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iPhone Would you recommend iOS or Android?
Apple all the way!
Android is more cost-effective.
Google
I recommend paper and pen.

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Cat and Dog Are you a cat person or a dog person?
I'm a people person.
I want to adopt all the dogs.
Cats are my jam.
Goldfish have stolen my heart.

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Pineapple on pizza Does pineapple go on pizza?
Gross ... no way!
It certainly does.
It's OK but better by itself.
It's none of my business.

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Sneakers Are they tennis shoes or sneakers?
They're trainers!
I call them sneakers.
They're tennis shoes.
Running shoes!

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Chips and Queso Do you dip your chips in salsa or queso?
Both
Salsa
I don't dip them.
Queso

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Jack O'lantern Which is more exciting — Christmas or Halloween?
I wish it were Halloween all year round!
My birthday is more exciting!
I live for Christmas.
Christmas, but only because I get time off.

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Social media apps Do you like Instagram or Snapchat more?
Twitter
Instagram
Snapchat
TikTok

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Strawberry jam What goes on toast — jam or jelly?
Avocado
Jam
Preserves
Jelly

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Woman nap nightgown Should you sleep in pajamas or in the nude?
That's getting a little personal, eh?
In the buff
In my underwear
Pajamas

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womens watch Do you look at your wrist or your phone to check the time?
An old-fashioned watch
My phone
My smartwatch
A computer

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Dad grilling Hot dogs or hamburgers on the grill?
Steak
Hot dogs
Hamburgers
Veggie burgers

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Bottled water Do you drink bottled water or tap water?
I refill my bottle at a water fountain.
Tap water is fine.
I drink bottled water.
I should really drink more water.

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Christmas tree Would you put up a fake tree or a real tree at holiday time?
Trees are not my style.
I put up an artificial tree.
It's a real tree or no tree.
I put up both!

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Putting away clean clothes Do the clean clothes go in a drawer or on a chair?
On top of the dryer
In my drawers
They stay in the dryer.
On a chair or the bed

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Coca-Cola Is it called pop or soda?
Soda
Coke
Pop
It depends where I am.

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Xbox controller Do you prefer Xbox or Playstation?
Playstation
I don't use either one.
Xbox
Nintendo

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Yellow mustard Do you put mayo or mustard on your sandwiches?
Mayo
Oil and vinegar
Mustard
Mustard

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Emails Is your inbox heaving or empty?
It's near capacity.
My spam box is full.
It's neat and tidy.
I have a couple of unopened messages.

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Hot and Sunny Hot and sunny or cold and snowy?
Sunny and about 70
Hot and sunny
Cold and snowy
Chilly but not too cold

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Chopsticks dish Do you use chopsticks or a fork to eat lo mein?
I use a fork when no one's looking.
I don't eat lo mein.
I always use a fork.
Chopsticks!

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Fries and ketchup Would you put ketchup on your fries or on the side?
No ketchup, thanks.
It goes on the side.
I put it on top.
I prefer vinegar on my fries.

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Mittens Do you wear gloves or mittens?
Mittens
Fingerless gloves
Gloves
I don't wear either.

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Driving Are you always early or always running late?
I'm always late.
I'm right on time.
I'm usually early.
I try not to be late, but it happens.

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Texting Do you text with your thumbs or your finger?
I use my thumbs.
I use voice control.
I use my finger.
I only use one thumb.

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Coffee Would you order hot tea or hot coffee?
Iced coffee
Hot coffee
Sweet iced tea
Hot tea

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Laugh emoji Do you use the laughing emoji or LOL?
Haha
LOL
Laughing emoji
Ha!

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Alarms Do you set one alarm or ten alarms?
One does the trick.
It depends on why I've set it.
One, but I hit snooze a lot.
I set one every five minutes.

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Desktop Do you download to the desktop or a dedicated file?
Everything goes to my desktop.
It automatically goes in a download file.
it depends on what I'm saving.
I have a file for that.

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