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About This Quiz
You can't have the darkness without the light. You can't have sunshine without rain. You can't have good qualities with having at least one bad one! Life is a balance, and the way you answer our probing, nosy, and thought-provoking questions will tell us all we need to know to reveal one good truth and one bad truth about you.Â
Although your good side and your bad side are quietly, or not so quietly, coexisting within yourself, it's the sum of your whole that makes you who you are! There is not a human on earth that can claim perfection. I'm sure we all know someone that does, but we all know it's their dark side speaking. The responses you provide about your reactions to certain situations, the way you see yourself and the way you interact with others will make both your bad and your good sides evident to us!ÂThere's no need to feel shame about the things you choose to tell us: hearing our responses to the very same questions might make you feel like taking a shower. We are not surprised by much around here.Â
Now, that you're dying to know your good and your bad, it's time to let us in your mind!
When is the last time you told a lie?
I try not to tell lies.
It was recently.
It was just a little white lie a while ago.
This morning.
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Are you more spiritual or religious?
I'm more spiritual.
I'm a little of both.
I'm not really either.
I'm more religious.
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What do you think others like most about you?
I'm handy.
I'm funny.
I'm friendly.
I'm thoughtful.
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Which reality show could you win?
"Naked and Afraid."
"Big Brother."
"The Amazing Race."
"Survivor."
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Which of your body parts are you the least comfortable with?
My stomach.
My arms.
My buns.
My nose.
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Can you eat an entire pack of Oreos in one sitting?
I can and I have.
I couldn't eat that many.
I don't eat Oreos.
I'm sure I could.
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Have you ever stolen anything?
I eat grapes while I shop sometimes.
I stole my parents' car keys once.
I stole a pack of gum when I was a kid.
I've never stolen anything.
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What makes you feel happiest?
A job well done makes me extremely happy.
Getting a good deal makes me happy.
Seeing my friends smile pleases me the most.
Winning makes me happy.
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Have you ever cheated in a relationship?
I did once.
I've never cheated.
I'm not answering this question.
I have almost cheated.
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Do you believe in the afterlife?
I believe in something.
I don't really believe in it.
I do believe in the afterlife.
I guess I'll find out.
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What would you say is your worst quality?
I'm picky.
I can be a snob sometimes.
I am bossy.
I tell tall tales sometimes.
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What safari animal are you most like in the bedroom?
A tiger.
A rhino.
A cheetah.
An elephant.
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Are you guarded in relationships?
I am fairly guarded.
I'm guarded at first.
I'm wide open.
It depends on the relationship.
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Have you ever broken the law?
I've broken a few of them.
I've been busted for speeding.
I don't think so.
I lied under oath once.
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Are you a good team player?
I'm a better solo act.
I'm a good team player.
It depends on the task.
I'm a better leader.
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Do you ever overeat?
I overeat during the holidays.
I try not to overeat.
If something is good, I'll overeat.
I'm on a really strict diet.
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What is the worst thing you've done while drunk?
I urinated in an inappropriate place.
I yelled at someone.
I've never been drunk.
I sent a drunk text to my ex.
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In a survival situation, would you eat your pet?
You bet I would!
I couldn't do it.
I would rather eat my neighbor.
No, but I would go hunting and bag a huge bear.
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What kind of driver are you?
I'm an aggressive driver.
I'm a courteous driver.
I'm a cautious driver.
I'm a nervous driver.
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Would you ever have plastic surgery?
I wouldn't mind getting it.
I have had plastic surgery.
I wouldn't do it.
If someone else is paying, I would.
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Which way should the toilet paper roll go?
The flap goes in the front.
I don't care.
The flap goes in the back.
I don't use a holder.
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Are you a good dancer?
I'm great after a few drinks.
I'm a terrible dancer.
It depends who you ask.
I can hold my own on the dance floor.
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Are you easily angered?
I do have a quick temper.
It takes a lot to make me mad.
I'm not easily angered at all.
It depends.
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Do you use your phone while going to the bathroom?
I do sometimes.
I always take my phone with me.
I never do that.
My phone goes everywhere with me.
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If you woke up on a deserted island, what is the first thing you would do?
I would find food.
I would make fire.
I would cry.
I would seek shelter.
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How tough do you think you are?
I could win a tough contest.
I'm not all that tough.
I'm tough about some things.
I'm pretty darn tough.
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Could you make it through a 10 day juice cleanse?
I could do a couple of days.
I think I could do it.
I've done it.
I could do 30 days.
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Which term of endearment do you like being called?
Baby.
Honey.
My name.
Darling.
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Which political issue do you care about most?
Healthcare.
Taxes.
Education.
Equality.
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How many days per week are you late for work?
I'm never late for work.
I'm usually late five days a week.
I'm late two or three times a week.
I'm late four times a week.
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