This Flower Test May Reveal What Kind of Kisser You Are

By: Alex Wittman

This Flower Test May Reveal What Kind of Kisser You Are
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About This Quiz

From games like spin the bottle and seven minutes in heaven to detailed how-to guides in magazines like Cosmo and GQ, there's no doubt kissing is a big deal. But, you're not born knowing how to smooch. Remember how much you agonized over that first liplock? We sure do, and OMG was it awkward AF. One word: braces. YKTV. Those early kisses from our aunt that left a lipstick stain on our cheeks were hardly an education (but completely mortifying nonetheless). Whether your first kiss was days, weeks, months or years ago, we bet you're a little (okay, a lot) curious what kind of kisser you are. It's only natural, my dude!

That's right: there's not just one kind of kisser. No way, man. Kissing styles are as unique as kisses themselves, and even though everyone puckers up a bit differently, we've managed to break down the different kinds of kissers. And, because we like to make things fun, we want you to answer some questions about nature's most beautiful blossoms. To find out what kind of kisser you are, take our flower test. Daises, lilies and roses are going to reveal a lot about the way you smooch. Are you as skilled as you think you are?

You decide to buy flowers for that special someone. If it's a mixed bouquet, what vibe are you going for?
Classic with a twist.
Delicate and sweet-smelling.
Edgy and unique.
Simple yet romantic.

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Let's say you stop into the florist to low key snag some beautiful blossoms. How do you choose the bouquet to take home?
I smell them all to find the one.
The freshest flowers.
Whatever speaks to me.
I already know what I'm buying before I walk in.

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Flowers have some crazy names. Which one of the following is the most turnt?
Monkey face orchid
Bat plant
Hooker's lips
Naked man orchid

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We're not throwing shade, but some flowers are actually stinky AF. Would you ever sniff a corpse flower?
I'll try anything once.
OOF, only if I have to.
Maybe, but what do I get in return?
No way! That's so gross.

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There are lots of opinions about roses. What are your thoughts on this ever-popular flower?
Can't go wrong with such a classic.
I especially like them in less common colors.
Super overrated. Gimme something different.
There is a certain time and place for them.

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We want to know how well you were paying attention in biology. Did you know plants make their own food via photosynthesis?
Duh, photosynthesis is the bomb dot com.
I knew it was something with a "p," but tbh, I didn't remember.
Lol, I barely listened in class.
Nope, I had absolutely no idea.

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Yellow often symbolizes joy and friendship. Which of the following yellow flowers is your fave?
Chrysanthemums
Sunflowers
Black-eyed Susans
Yellow tulips

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Tbh, it's cray how many colors of flowers exist. Of the following, which shade is your go-to?
Red
White
Pink
Yellow

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Prepare to get shook. Did you know broccoli is actually a flower?
Of course, did you not know that?
Huh, that's interesting.
Whoa, mind BLOWN.
Ew, broccoli is gross.

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Roses get a lot of hype, but they aren't the only red flower. Which of the following blossoms is your favorite red flower?
Roses all the way.
Gerber daisies
Tulips
Poppies

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Flowers can be a major fashion statement. When is an appropriate time to don a flower crown?
Only at Coachella.
Idk could be a fun accessory.
Are you dressing up as a hippie for Halloween?
Whenever you want. Issa mood.

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White flowers are an essential part of nearly every flower arrangement. Which white flower are you most obsessed with?
Carnation
Baby's breath
HIbiscus
Lily of the valley

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In your own home, where do you love to display your gorgeous AF flowers?
On my desk.
My night stand.
The center of my kitchen table.
I like to mix it up.

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Flowers are high key pretty to look at, but you can also eat some of them. Would you ever snack on edible blossoms?
Yum, sounds tasty!
Do you swear they're safe to eat?
I've never met a squash blossom I didn't like.
Absolutely not, my dude.

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Bouquets dripping. Which of these purple flowers is your favorite?
Monkshood
Lavender
WIld indigo
Violets

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Now, black isn't generally the first color that comes to mind when you think of flowers. But, what are your thoughts on black blossoms?
Eh, not really my vibe.
If the person I'm buying flowers for is into them, so am I.
Such a mood!
Depressing much?

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You can buy flowers for all kinds of occasions. Which of the following would be too savage to forget?
Valentine's Day
Mother's Day
My special someone's birthday
My anniversary

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We keep talking about them, but they're just that big of a deal. Which of the following is your favorite color of rose?
Red
Pink
White
Yellow

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Not every flower is bouquet-worthy. Which of these do you consider the ugliest flower?
Birthwort
Stinky squid
Monkey cups
Elephant's trunk

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Lots of flowers have specific meanings associated with them. Do you usually pay attention to the significance of a certain flower?
Of course, I'm all over that kind of thing.
Sometimes, but the prettiness matters more.
Only if it's obvious or someone fills me in.
Lol, I assign my own significance.

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We've talked a lot about buying flowers, but have you ever grown any in a garden?
Nah. I'm too busy and gardening is too boring.
Yes, and I actually have a green thumb.
I've tried, but I couldn't keep anything alive.
No, but I would like to try someday.

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No cap, have you ever given flowers to someone you were in love with?
Yes, but only because that person was super special.
Yes, I give flowers regularly to people I care about.
No, but it's definitely something I've been meaning to do.
No, but I've received lots of flowers.

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Some people are heavy into fake flowers, what are your thoughts on them?
OOF, keep that weirdness away from me.
They'll do, but I prefer the real deal.
Tbh, IDC.
I'm into anything I can't kill.

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In your most humble AF opinion, which season has the best flowers?
Winter
Spring
Summer
Fall

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Even if you're not an expert, go ahead and take a stab. Which of the following is most important for flowers to prosper?
Soil
Water
Sunlight
A loving caretaker

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Pollinators are vital to the success of flowers. Which critter is your favorite little helper?
Bees
Bats
Butterflies
Hummingbirds

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Every spring, people flock to Holland to see the fields of tulips. Would you ever check out this famous festival?
Sure, sounds fun.
I'd rather admire tulips in the comfort of my own home.
This is totally on my bucket list!
Nah, sounds kind of lame.

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Imagine you're going to get a flower inked on your body. Which of these would you get tatted?
Rose
Lotus
Sunflower
Daisy

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If you had to choose one of the following flowers to put on your family crest, which would it be?
Carnation
Tulip
Orchid
Daffodil

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Choosing flowers for your wedding is a whole thing. Which of the following do you think is big overrated?
Ranunculus
Peony
Hydrangea
Calla Lily

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