Take This Quiz and We'll Guess the Name of the Man You Should Never Date!

By: Brian Whitney

5 Min Quiz

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About This Quiz

You've all been there. You meet a guy, and everything seems to click. He seems cool; he is funny, handsome, intelligent and charming. Just when you thought he hadn't noticed you, he finally asks you if you want to hang out. But there is something about the whole thing that just doesn't seem right about him.

What do you do? Do you follow your heart, or should we say your libido, and go out with the guy and see where it takes you? Or should you follow your head, which is saying that you should run away from this guy as fast as you possibly can?

Sometimes, you need someone to look out for you when it comes to romance; you need something to let you know what to do. You could go out with him and end up walking home in the middle of the night following the worst date of your entire life, or you could take this quiz and find out the name of the one guy you need to avoid over everyone else in the entire world.

When you really think about it, what's the amount of time you might spend on this quiz when you compare it to the years of therapy you will need after you go out with the wrong guy? Or you know, don't take it, but remember - we tried to warn you.

Do you like to just hang out and do nothing?

I can sometimes.

No, that drives me crazy.
Only if I am doing nothing with friends.

Not very often

What do you do to work out?

I take a lot of hikes.

I hit the gym.
Nothing

I jog.

Have you ever been cheated on?

Yes, all sorts of times.

I don't think so.
It's possible

Never

How many times have you been divorced?

2 or more

Once
Never but I have had a lot of live in partners.

None

Where would you want to go on vacation?

Bermuda

Paris
Las Vegas

Alaska

Do you like guys who are into money and status?

As much as anyone does.

Very much so
No, I don't get along with those types of guys.

I don't think about that stuff much.

What type of book do you like best?

True crime

A biography
Fiction

Self help

What's for dinner?

A burrito

A steak
A slice of pizza.

Pot roast

Which band is your favorite?

The Pixies

Green Day
Pearl Jam

The Cure

Are you pushy in relationships?

No, I am pretty chill.

Well, I do like to get my way.
No, I don't care about much.

I can be.

Do you like a guy that has a bit of a metrosexual vibe?

No, I like manly men.

That turns me on a little.
Not even close to what I like.

What is that?

How many pairs of shoes do you own?

Over 40

30-40
15-30

0-15

What do you do on a typical Friday alone?

Hang out with my dog.

Work on a project.
Hit the town.

Watch TV.

What do you like most in a guy?

How interesting he is.

How successful he is.
How fun he is.

How kind he is.

How well do you dress?

I am pretty fashionable.

I spend a lot on my clothes.
Not well at all.

I never think about stuff like that.

Do you assume a lot of guys lie?

Never

Sometimes I do.
I don't know to be honest.

Yes, I think that a lot.

How many guys have you said "I love you" to?

Five or more

Three to five
One to three

None

Who is your favorite Seinfeld character?

George

Jerry
Kramer

Elaine

Where do you like to go on dates?

Anywhere, as long as I am with the right guy.

To a nice restaurant
To a bar

I like to stay home and watch movies.

When do you usually get up in the morning?

10 a.m.

6 a.m.
Noon

8 a.m.

What is your highest level of education?

College

Masters or above
High school

Some college

Do you have a lot of exes?

Tons

Maybe a few
No, I have been single most of my life.

I haven't had many real relationships.

Do you think you are ready for a relationship?

Probably

I know I am.
Ugh. I guess not.

If I meet the right person.

Do you like rap music?

I love it.

I can't stand it.
If I hear it at a club.

Not particularly.

Would you mind paying for a guy for a date?

Not at all.

I would never do that.
Well, if he really needed it.

I would split it with him.

How high energy are you in a relationship?

Insanely high

I'm about average.
I wouldn't say so.

No, my energy is pretty low.

Do you like guys to compliment you?

Yes, I don't even care if they are making it up!

No, I am pretty secure.
No, I just like a guy to have fun with.

Yes, I like to be put on a pedestal.

Where do you meet the guys you hang out with?

Online

At work
At bars

At the gym

What was the longest period you were unemployed?

A year

A few weeks
A few months

A month

Do you normally get the sense guys are really into you?

I do often.

Not particularly
It is hard to tell.

For sure

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