1. The caduceus
   The merkin
2. The eye of Horus

Caduceus Cellars, named for the staff of Hermes, is the winery. Merkin Vineyard, named for the pubic wig, is the vineyard.

1. Rob Bottin
   Rick Baker
2. Stan Winston

Jones worked for Stan Winston Studios on films including "Ghostbusters II," "Terminator 2 Judgment Day" and "Jurassic Park."

1. "The Greater Wrong of the Right" by Skinny Puppy
   "Cereal Killer" by Green Jellö
2. "Incitare" by Volto!

Carey is indeed credited as Danny Long Legs on "Cereal Killer," an album that also featured guest vocals by Maynard James Keenan on the track "Three Little Pigs."

1. Les Claypool
   Paul D'Amour
2. Justin Chancellor

D'Amour left Tool in 1995, making way for new bass player Justin Chancellor.

1. "No Quarter"
   "Demon Cleaner"
2. "You Lied"

That would be "You Lied" from the 1994 Peach album "Giving Birth to a Stone."

1. Wrench
   Tool
2. 72826

The demo tape, featuring the band's phallic wrench logo, bore the official title "72826." Naturally, these numbers spell "Satan" on a telephone keypad.

1. "Disgustipated"
   "The Gaping Lotus Experience"
2. "Maynard's Dick"

The track in question is "The Gaping Lotus Experience," which recounts the humorous adventurers of a rather inept pscyhonaut.

1. Bill Manspeaker of Green Jellö
   Henry Rollins of Rollins Band
2. Tom Morello of Rage Against the Machine

Both live tracks originated from Manspeaker's Green Jello Loft.

1. A giant barcode.
   A cow licking its own genitals.
2. Maynard sleeping on a pile of money.

The censored editions of "Undertow" featured a giant barcode on a white background. Inside, a note offered to provide the album's actual artwork through the mail.

1. the goats
   the rabbits
2. the vegans

To quote the good reverend, "Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!"

1. an homunculus
   hash cookies
2. demon eggs

Literally "The Eggs of Satan," the brooding, industrial track is nothing more than a recipe for hashish-laced sugar cookies -- with no eggs.

1. Timothy Leary
   Bill Hicks
2. Carl Jung

The original 1996 version of "Third Eye" opens with a sample from a Bill Hicks stand-up bit about drug use and creativity. Four years later, the "Salival" box set would feature a live version of the track preceded by the words of psychedelic counterculture icon Timothy Leary.

1. "Stinkfist II Return of the Stinker"
   "Forty-Six & 3"
2. "Message to Harry Manback II"

While more of a segue than anything, the threatening caller from "Message to Harry Manback" did in fact return in ""Message to Harry Manback II."

1. Alex Grey
   Cam De Leon
2. Chet Zar

The album's visuals are indeed by noted visionary artist Alex Grey, who would go on to provide album art for the band's 2006 followup "10,000 Days."

1. "The Grudge"
   "Parabola"
2. "Schism"

Those words are from the track "Schism."

1. Art Bell's Dark Matter
   Coast to Coast AM
2. The Alex Jones Show

The track features a 1997 call-in to Art Bell's "Coast to Coast AM" during which a supposed Area 51 employee relates the looming threat of extra-dimensional beings.

1. a stereoscope
   a kaleidoscope
2. a pseudoscope

The lenses turn the album into a stereoscope for the viewing of several photographs and paintings.

1. the 1992 music video for "Hush"
   a behind-the-scenes featurette
2. a commentary track by comedian David Cross

David Cross and a behind-the-scenes featurette feature into the release. "Hush," however, only appears as a bonus on the DVD edition of "Salival."

1. "10,000 Days (Wings Pt 2)"
   "The Pot"
2. "Rosetta Stoned"

You'll find that line in "The Pot."

1. Primus
   Rage Against the Machine
2. Nine Inch Nails

You can find various bootlegs of the song online, but "Revolution" remains an unreleased convergence of these two Los Angeles bands.

1. King Crimson
   Meshuggah
2. Kyuss

The song originated on the 1994 Kyuss album "Welcome to Sky Valley." Tool performed the song with the assistance of guest bassist and former Kyuss member Scott Reeder.

1. Lemmy
   Robert Fripp
2. Tricky

While Lemmy never joined Tool on stage, former Motörhead guitarist Phil Campbell jammed with the group during their 2006-2007 tour.

1. "Parabola"
   "Schism"
2. "Stinkfist"

That is indeed Tricky in the music video for "Parabola." Those are not his real antennae.

1. Disposition
   Desiccated
2. Descending

During the tour, set lists referred to the song as "Descending," though it remains to be seen what final form (and title) the track will take.

1. Mystagogue
   Demiurge
2. Archimage

As of 2016, all chat and forum features at Tool Army are defunct, but the Demiurges still reign supreme.

1. A Perfect Circle
   Puscifer
2. Children of the Anachronistic Dynasty

Keenan and Howerdel worked together in "A Perfect Circle" for three albums between 2000 and 2004.

1. "Underworld"
   "The Matrix Reloaded"
2. "28 Days Later"

Remember Len Wiseman's celebration of vampires, werewolves and vinyl pants? Puscifer was there.

1. "Seven"
   "Panic Room"
2. "Alien 3"

The role of Raoul was originally offered to Keenan, but ultimately went to a very different musician Dwight Yoakam.

1. The Miss America Pageant
   An LA Clippers Game
2. WWE Summerslam

Yes, Jones kicked off a 2011 pro-wrestling pay-per-view -- and went on to propose to his girlfriend at the 2013 Royal Rumble.

1. Tapeworm
   Nine Inch Tools
2. Potions

The Tapeworm project didn't result in an actual release, through the A Perfect Circle track "Passive" and the Puscifer track "Potions (Deliverance Mix)" derive from the project.

1. "Ænima"
   "Lateralus"
2. "10,000 Days"

That would be "Lateralus" with a length of 78.51 minutes. Speaking of which, time to spiral out…