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Cleopatra was the beneficiary of many cultural traditions including wearing makeup, particularly when dressed as pharaoh for state functions (complete with false beard). The makeup all included lead. The lead was slowly poisoning her, but having lead eye shadow, for example, prevented eye infections because lead kills bacteria. The specific lead-based components of Egyptian makeup were galena, cerussite, laurionite and phosgenite.

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Queen Victoria was a prolific mother. Until the 20th century, having many children was necessary because a single flu epidemic could sweep through a country and cut off most of a generation. Queen Victoria also really enjoyed the process of making children! She was married to Prince Albert after all—and so she became the mother of nine children, all of them highborn, and some destined for great things.

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When Prince Albert died, it was a major blow to Queen Victoria. John Brown was a ghillie at Balmoral Castle in Scotland, where Victoria and her late husband spent a good deal of time. He rose to become a servant of the Queen, and a close confidant. While the details of their relationship remain shrouded in mystery, it is clear that he became her closest confidant for a time, a place of influence referred to as being the Queen's Favourite.

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Cleopatra married more than once in her life (including her own family, more than once) but she loved Caesar—and his power. Not only did they wait out a siege together in Alexandria, not only did she have his child (allegedly) but she was with him when, in 44 BC, Caesar was murdered.

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Queen Victoria's love of Prince Albert changed nearly everything about her. When she met him, she was fond of the now-defunct Whig party and shared her opinions openly. On Prince Albert's advice, she obscured her views, which may have even changed, thus setting the model for modern British nobility, who keep their views to themselves.

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Being starstruck by a queen isn't strange, but Cleopatra wasn't going to stand by and let anyone dazzle more than she did. Victoria was surrounded with traditional pomp and circumstance, but Cleopatra styled herself as an incarnation of the Egyptian goddess Isis, dressing as her, and styling her royal entourage in a quasi-religious manner just to drive home the symbolism.

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Cleopatra had the potential to give birth to the most powerful ruler the world had ever seen, but it didn't work out. The son she claimed was the son of Caesar didn't live long enough to test his mettle. On the other hand, Victoria's nine children would go on to found many of the noble houses of Europe, holding titles such as Queen of Prussia, King of England, Grand Duchess of Hesse and by Rhine, and Duke of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha.

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Queen Victoria clearly liked to have a good time, as evidenced by her over-the-top devotion to her husband, and the nine children they raised, but her public image was not that of a libertine. Perhaps owing to her less-than-congenial reception as a new queen, Victoria made her moral rectitude a major plank of her public brand. As a result, the whole Victorian Age is defined by stiff morality and stuffy social conventions.

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The Ptolemy family was happy to let siblings rule as equals, and even marry. This isn't the most ideal arrangement when, as was the case with Cleopatra, the one clearly meant to rule is subordinate to and younger than their sibling. The result? Cleopatra was exiled to Syria and raised an army with which she planned to invade Egypt. Only when a political alliance with Rome became possible did Cleopatra lower her sword.

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People have made jokes about how small aristocrats' gene pools are, coining terms like "Chinless Wonder" to describe the more inbred. Another name one might consider would be Cleopatra, because one of the reasons her family had such incredibly consistent naming conventions is that they liked marrying their siblings. In fact, it's hard to find a generation of Ptolemys who didn't.

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Queen Victoria wasn't wrong to think that Prince Albert was an impressive man. Albert was very educated. In fact, his manner was so informed by his thoughtfulness that some of his peers disliked him for it. When the time came to decorate the Palace of Westminster, Victoria assigned Prince Albert the task of choosing all the art for the royal apartments there, where he commissioned frescoes of the life of King Arthur to surround the queen as she dressed for appearances in The House of Lords.

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Cleopatra is known for many things when it comes to her romantic entanglements, but her biggest gambit was her child. Caesarion ("Ptolemy XV Philopator Philometor Caesar," but Caesarion for short) was definitely the son of Cleopatra, and possibly also the son of Julius Caesar, who let the child grow up in his villa. Cleopatra had high hopes for her son, who theoretically inherited the right to rule both Rome and Egypt. Sadly, it all ended very badly.

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While Queen Victoria is said to have learned German concurrent with English, making her "mother tongue" hard to parse out, Cleopatra would have learned Greek and Latin before anything else. In fact, according to the closest contemporary historians, she was the first Macedonian pharaoh to bother learning the local language of the Egyptians, something she exploited to full effect.

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While it's not clear that Cleopatra liked her mother, there is no evidence that she hated her mother. On the other hand, Queen Victoria really hated her mother. Princess Victoria of Kent, because of the incredibly strict manner in which she raised Queen Victoria. Known as The Kensington System, Queen Victoria's childhood was one of strict discipline, learning and routine. She rebelled the moment she was crowned, at 18.

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Cleopatra was certainly a trendsetter, but she was also fond of breaking them, and besides, she spent some of her time in exile, or in pursuit of powerful foreign husbands. Victoria, having little reason to travel as Cleopatra did, and having found the love of her life, took up residence at Buckingham Palace, setting the stage for more than a century of royals who followed the fashion.

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Even by the 1800s, childbirth remained a painful experience. As society saw such pain as somehow required by God, there were few physicians looking to put an end to it. When Queen Victoria gave birth the first seven times, she did it the old-fashioned way. By children eight and nine, Prince Albert, her husband, convinced her to ask her doctor about chloroform. She did, and thus it became acceptable to society.

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While the original text is lost, some of the content of Queen Cleopatra's book of beauty secrets was preserved by revered Roman physician Galen. These secrets included exfoliating with mud from the Dead Sea, moisturizing with aloe, almond oil and beeswax, bathing in milk and honey, and even conditioners for treating dry or damaged hair.

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Queens are often the standard-bearers of both tradition and fashion. Queen Victoria was no different in this regard. When she and Prince Albert married, Queen Victoria chose a lace material for her wedding dress. She was so enamored with the beauty of the white lace that she asked that her entire wedding dress be made in white, and thus started the trend of white wedding dresses.

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All royalty find ways to look imposing, whether it be standing on a platform or wearing platform heels. Cleopatra wasn't exceptionally tall, but she wasn't small either, standing about 5 feet, 6 inches, which would put her on the tall side for her generation. Queen Victoria, on the other hand, was just about 5 feet tall.

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Queen Victoria didn't just love Prince Albert, she loved him body and soul. After many years of true love between the pair, they were married. Their wedding night's activities, which one can imagine without much prodding, prompted the following day's diary entry, "A most gratifying and bewildering night... we did not sleep very much."

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Cleopatra may fit the modern mold of female empowerment better than Victoria, at first glance, but Victoria has some surprises when you look closely. It isn't clear if Cleopatra proposed to any of her husbands, though she certainly made her will known, but Queen Victoria actually proposed to the man who would become her future husband, Prince Albert.

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Cleopatra's ancestors were Macedonians who ruled Egypt for more than two centuries but married hardly anyone outside of their own family. Queen Victoria, on the other hand, was the daughter of a Hanover and a German princess, giving her the critical cultural ties that drew her to her future spouse, Prince Albert.

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Cleopatra was a descendant of Ptolemy, one of the generals of Alexander the Great, who conquered Egypt centuries before her reign. Though her family embraced the Egyptian tradition of pharaonic rule, they traced their lineage and much of their culture to ancient Greece. As a result, Queen Cleopatra had a Greek name which translates as "Famous In Her Father."

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Cleopatra was certainly an educated queen who would have spoken many languages, but Queen Victoria spoke even more languages. In addition to the several European languages she learned growing up, Queen Victoria took up Hindustani, which is really a collection of languages spoken in northern India, including Hindi and Urdu. Victoria did this when, upon bringing on several Indian servants, she decided that she should know the language since she ruled its people.

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Given that the Ptolemaic Dynasty took over from the son of Alexander the Great, himself named Alexander, it wouldn't be odd for Cleopatra to have a variation on the name. Such was not the case. Queen Victoria's full name was Alexandrina Victoria, named for her godfather who was (you guessed it) Czar Alexander I of Russia.

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Some suspect that Cleopatra's son with Caesar inherited neurological illnesses from his father, but there isn't really any evidence of that. Victoria, on the other hand, bequeathed hemophilia to her descendants, but even then it wasn't all her. Mothers, as it turns out, are just carriers of the gene, and it takes a father who is a hemophiliac to pass the gene on to descendants, as happened with some of Victoria's children, including her youngest son, who died at the age of 30.

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The Ptolemaic pharaohs weren't big on creativity with names. In fact, they were pretty much all just named Ptolemy or Cleopatra. For history, seven seems to be the lucky number, since Cleopatra VII is the one we all remember.

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Cleopatra married her brother, but she also had children with Marc Anthony, and if she is to be believed, Julius Caesar, to whom she was certainly not related. Queen Victoria's marriage to Prince Albert may seem normal since she was British and he was German, but they were actually first cousins. This wasn't unheard of at the time, and certainly wasn't unheard of for nobility at the time, so it's not considered a major feature of her biography, but it's a little icky for people today.

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Cleopatra's relationship with Marc Anthony may have been her best, at least in terms of spending time away from ruling. The two lovers could be themselves, and they were hard-drinking pranksters. The two formed a drinking club in Alexandria they called The Inimitable Livers (as in living, not the organ), and as members of such, they would drink heavily, disguise themselves and play pranks on the people of Alexandria.

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Cleopatra didn't have to wait to see her family turn on itself in a power struggle for the ages. Queen Victoria, on the other hand, didn't. Victoria died in January of 1901, just a little over a decade before the web of allegiances in continental Europe, of which her family was a part, would result in World War I, with many lands controlled by her children, at least in name, at war with each other.

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While it isn't clear even when Cleopatra would celebrate her birthday if she chose to, Queen Victoria and Prince Albert, whose birthdays bookended the summer, would go to a summer home. Located on the Isle of Wight, Osborne House is a palatial summer home, where Victoria and her family would spend the hot months relaxing and enjoying the beach.

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While the obelisk in question was actually erected by the Pharaoh Thutmose III more than a millennium before the life of Cleopatra, this Egyptian obelisk, covered in hieroglyphics, is referred to as Cleopatra's Needle, immortalizing her in the center of London. It rests on the north side of the Thames, between Waterloo Bridge and the Embankment stop on The Tube.

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Hand size aside, Queen Victoria was able to hold more wealth in the palm of her hand than anyone. The most valuable thing Queen Victoria owned was the Koh-I-Noor diamond, which is now cut into smaller stones and set in the crown. Now totaling 109 carats, it was originally a 186-carat stone found in India, and passed through several hands until it was given to Victoria by the East India Company. Its value cannot be estimated.

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Queen Victoria may be a symbol of stability and constancy for the British crown, but her ascent was something of an accident. With the deaths of Princess Charlotte and King George IV, there were no legitimate heirs to the crown. This resulted in backtracking to the previous king, George III, and then down through his next oldest male heir, to Victoria, who was only 18 when she ascended the throne. God save the Queen, indeed.

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The steam engine may be synonymous with the industrial revolution under Victoria, but the earliest known steam engine was built by Heron of Alexandria (an Egyptian) just a few decades after Cleopatra died. Sure, it was designed as little more than installation art, but it had all the parts that made it a steam engine, and it existed in the first century AD.