What % Cunning Is Your Cat?

By: Teresa McGlothlin
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Does your cat demand attention or make you work for it?
My cat does a little of both.
I must work to get my cat to notice me.
I should have named my cat Demanding.
My cat doles out normal amounts of attention.

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If your cat had a day job, what would it be?
Lawyer
Bank robber
Surgeon
Auctioneer

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Using one word, how would you describe your cat's attitude?
Sassy
Evil
Pleasant
Salty

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What sort of present does your cat leave you most often?
Bugs
Mice
Hairballs
Socks

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Does your cat sleep on your computer keyboard?
My cat sleeps wherever it wants.
My cat prefers to sleep on top of me.
My cat loves the computer keyboard.
My cat prefers to sleep in boxes.

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How does your cat react when people come to visit?
My cat susses them out in hopes that they have food.
It snubs people when they come over.
It really depends on the person who is visiting.
My cat makes nice at first.

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Which of these cat toys does your cat like most?
Balls of yarn
The toilet paper roll
Feather on a stick
Catnip mice

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What do you think your cat does while you are at work?
I'm certain it sneaks out and gets food from the neighbors.
My cat plots world domination while I'm out.
My cat terrorizes my other pets.
I really don't know what my cat does when I'm out.

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What do you and your cat have in common?
I also love naps.
I'm quiet, but I'm a huge thinker.
I am also part alien.
Sometimes, I groom myself in public, too.

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Which cat noise does your cat make most often?
Purr
Meow
Growl
Hiss

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How old is your favorite feline?
My cat is an adolescent.
My cat is still a kitten.
It's an adult cat.
My cat is an elderly cat.

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Does your cat eat all the food in the food bowl?
Usually
Never
Always
Only if it's a certain kind of food

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If your house cat were a big cat, which one would it be?
Leopard
Jaguar
Lion
Cheetah

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Where does your cat usually leave hairballs for you?
My cat doesn't have many hairballs.
My cat loves to leave them on the table or countertops.
Apparently, wherever the urge strikes.
My shoes are usually my cat's favorite place to leave a hairball.

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What is your cat's favorite type of food?
Tuna
Shrimp
Salmon
Whatever I'm eating

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If your cat were any other animal, what would it be?
Snake
Octopus
Bird
Wolf

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Does your cat come to you when you call for it?
No, but my dog does.
My cat ignores me when it hears me.
My cat comes to me sometimes.
I don't even bother trying.

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How did you meet your cat?
I adopted it from a shelter.
My cat was a stray that I found.
A friend gave my cat to me.
It seems like we met in a past life.

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How many of its nine lives has your cat used up?
1-3
11
4-6
7-9

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How would your cat react to having a bath?
My cat would claw my eyes out.
I wouldn't dare try it.
My cat doesn't mind baths.
I'm sure it would be an ordeal.

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What is your feline friend's best quality?
Intelligence
Cunningness
Loyalty
Sense of adventure

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Which cat costume would your cat look best wearing?
Vampire
Devil
Pumpkin
Bumblebee

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If your cat could be arrested for a crime, what would it be?
Burglary
Grand larceny
Shoplifting
Tax evasion

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Which cartoon cat is your cat most like?
Hobbs
Garfield
The Pink Panther
Tom from "Tom and Jerry"

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Would you enjoy switching lives with your cat?
I wouldn't like using a litter box.
That sounds like heaven.
I am happy being human.
I wouldn't mind making my cat do my job.

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How does your cat behave when you are the vet?
Aloof
Wild
Sweet
Mean

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If your cat had a superpower, which one would it be?
The power of stink
The power of flight
The power to read minds
The power of super strength

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How does your cat let you know that it needs something?
It slithers around my legs.
My cat meows until I give in.
It gives me a certain look, and I know.
It destroys things until I feed it to distract it.

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How would you rate your cat's manners?
Fair
Poor
Good
Questionable

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What do you think your cat dreams about?
Fish
Being a huge cat
Breaking free
Catching birds

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