What % Dementor Are You?

By: Ian Fortey

What % Dementor Are You?
Image: Warner Bros., 1492 Pictures, Heyday Films

About This Quiz

No one really likes Dementors when they run across them because a Dementor is a surly, scary thing. They look like Death with a capital D and, you know, they actually cause death. Dementors are the most terrifying magical creature in the entire Wizarding world. Even if they don't kill you, they'll literally feed on your happiness and hope, taking it away from you and leaving you a husk of your former self.  It's safe to say that the best way to deal with a Dementor is to avoid it at all costs. That being said, what if you are a Dementor?

A leopard can't change its spots, as they say, and no one can deny their nature. You can't really blame a Dementor for being a Dementor anymore than you can blame a lion for hunting and killing its prey. It's just what they do. And if you were a Dementor then, you know, Dementing would be what you did. But how much of a Dementor do you think you really are? How much darkness do you have brewing under the surface inside you? There's only one surefire way to figure that out and it's by taking this quiz!

Has someone else's good fortune ever actually made you angry?
Of course not
Many times
Only someone I really didn't like
I feel twinges of jealousy sometimes, but rarely.

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It's Halloween! Which one of these costumes is the most appealing to you?
Moana
The Grim Reaper
Dracula
Thor

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Are you a fan of horror movies?
Not really
Love 'em!
Yeah, they can be fun.
I have to be in the right mood.

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If you had to pick one popular horror franchise to watch from start to finish, which one would it be?
Hotel Transylvania
Hellraiser
Halloween
Nightmare on Elm Street

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When you have a job to do, are you able to stay on task or do you slack off?
I slack off like a champ.
I never get distracted.
Depends on the job
I drift a little bit.

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Do you like jump scares in movies?
Ugh. Not at all
Those are the best kind?
Not if they're overdone.
Rarely

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Are you able to work well in groups?
I prefer doing things on my own.
I'm great in a group!
I do as well in a group as I do on my own.
I can work in a group, but it kind of sucks.

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A lot of people have been in and out of Azkaban prison over the years. Which prisoner would you most like to meet?
Hagrid
Bellatrix Lestrange
Bartemius Crouch Jr.
Sirius Black

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If Azkaban was out of commission, which real-world prison would you consider guarding?
Not sure I'd want to guard any prison.
Alcatraz
Rikers Island
San Quentin

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Would you ever throw the first punch in a fight?
Never!
Better to hit first than be hit first
If they really deserved it
I doubt it, but you never know.

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If you were lost in the woods and starving, could you hunt and kill your own food?
I'd find fruits and plants to eat.
You better believe it!
Well, I'm not gonna starve.
Only as a last resort.

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Is there anyone in the world you honestly hate?
I don't hate anyone really.
I hate lots of people.
Yeah, one or two
I really dislike some people, but I try not to hate.

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If you're walking down the street and a person coming toward you slips and falls, what are you going to do?
Help them up
Laugh
Depends on how bad they were hurt
Ask if they're OK

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When you were a kid, did you ever sneak around to find presents your parents had hidden from you?
Nope
Of course!
Maaaaybe
I tried, but never found any.

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Pick the worst topping to go on a pizza.
Anchovies
Pepperoni
Mushrooms
Olives

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How do you handle a neighbor who's got a loud party going at 2 a.m. that's keeping you up?
Join the party
Vow revenge!
Go ask them to keep it down
Just try to sleep through it

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If your work is doing a holiday gift exchange, what do you think is the most you should spend on a gift?
Maybe $30 or so
You shouldn't have to do those things if you don't want to.
$10 tops
$20

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If you saw someone drop a $20 bill and walk away without noticing, what would you do?
Catch up and give them their money
Buy myself a new $20 gift
Give them a few minutes to notice and if they don't, keep it
Yell after them

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How far would you drive to get your significant other a certain kind of ice cream they're craving that's not anywhere nearby?
50 miles
If it's not nearby, then you just can't have it.
10 miles
30 miles

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Where's the Sorting Hat sending you at Hogwarts?
Gryffindor
Slytherin
Ravenclaw
Hufflepuff

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Most people have dogs or cats or fish as pets. Pick your non-traditional pet.
Hamster
Tarantula
Carpet python
Guinea pig

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If you're in the mood for some headbanging, and why wouldn't you be, what band would you listen to?
Metallica
Slipknot
AC/DC
Slayer

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Which extreme sport attracts you the most?
Mountain biking
Skydiving
Whitewater rafting
Bungee jumping

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Who was the greatest professional wrestler of all time?
The Rock
The Undertaker
Stone Cold Steve Austin
Andre the Giant

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Where do monsters live in your house?
There are no monsters in my house
Under the bed
In the closet
In the basement

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Have you ever sat around a campfire telling ghost stories?
Not in a long time
Every summer!
Whenever I can
Once in a rare while

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Would you ever lie to get out of work?
Of course not
I would and I have!
Maybe
Only if I had a really good reason

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What would you do if you found out your significant other cheated on you?
I'd be crushed.
I'd freak right out.
I'd revenge cheat.
I'd drop them like a bad habit.

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If you were in Las Vegas for a weekend, what's the first thing you'd do?
Check out a show!
I'm playing poker.
Slot machines!
Take a walk down the strip!

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Which holiday is the most fun?
Thanksgiving
Mardi Gras
Cinco de Mayo
St. Patrick's Day

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