What % James Bond Are You?
By: Ian Fortey
Estimated Completion Time 4 min
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Image: Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer / Eon Productions
About This Quiz
In 1962, Sean Connery put on a tux and took on a villain called Dr. No, and cinematic history was made. The very first James Bond movie wasn't just a hit; it started a trend that has spanned seven decades. No other film franchise even comes close to having the lifespan of James Bond. And the only thing more incredible than how long Bond has persevered is the fact that the movies keep getting better. Sure, there was a time when some were a little goofy — looking at you Timothy Dalton and Pierce Brosnan — but the current Bond era is giving us some of the best, most action-packed stories ever. It's a great time to be a Bond fan.
As of 2020, eight actors have played James Bond. He's super smooth, super cool, sometimes super weird, and always intense. Part of the reason we love James Bond is that he's the ideal spy, the coolest man imaginable who's never caught off guard and never unsure of himself. But at the same time, you can kind of see a little of yourself in him now and then. He's what a lot of us aspire to be in many ways. But how much like 007 are you anyway? Are you so much like Bond that you could head out on a secret mission right now, or are you polar opposites? It's time to take the quiz and see what percentage of James Bond you really are.
START QUIZ
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Columbia Pictures / Eon Productions / Stillking Films / Babelsberg Film / Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer / Danjaq LLC / United Artists
Do you have a specific beverage order when you go out?
I don't care what I drink.
There are only a couple of drinks I like.
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Columbia Pictures / Eon Productions / Stillking Films / Babelsberg Film / Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer / Danjaq LLC / United Artists
Do you even own a tuxedo?
I have a custom-tailored tux.
I have one of those tuxedo t-shirts.
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Eon Productions
Can you tell an Aston Martin DB5 from an Austin-Healey 3000?
They haven't even made the Healey since 1967!
Yeah, they're pretty different.
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Eon Productions / Les Productions Artistes Associés
When you're under pressure, how likely are you to bust out a witty one-liner?
Nah, I'm not good with one-liners.
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Eon Productions / United Artists
Has anyone ever accused you of being a dinosaur?
I don't even know what that means.
I'm a little old-fashioned sometimes.
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Eon Productions
Are you much of a game player?
I'm pretty good at Checkers.
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Eon Productions / United Artists
Do you spend a lot of time with family and friends?
Not that often, but sometimes
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Eon Productions
Is your seduction game on point?
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Columbia Pictures / Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Pictures / Eon Productions / Danjaq, LLC
How easily do you lose your cool?
I'll let you know if it ever happens.
Happens more than I'd like.
You really have to push me.
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Columbia Pictures / Eon Productions / B23 Ltd. / Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer
It's just you and an international supervillain mano-a-mano. Can you handle yourself?
Well, how tough is this supervillain?
I'll probably do alright.
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Eon Productions
Can you speak any other languages well enough to blend in?
I can swear in a couple of languages.
I barely know one language.
I can get by in another language.
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Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer / Eon Productions
Have you visited many distant lands around the world?
I've left the country once.
Yeah, I've been a few places.
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Eon Productions
Are you pretty skilled with using fun gadgets?
I'm terrible with technology.
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Columbia Pictures / Eon Productions / B23 Ltd. / Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer
All things being equal, how woke are you?
I try to be aware and in touch.
I'm a little set in my old school ways.
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Eon Productions
How well do you work in a group?
I'd rather not but whatever.
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Eon Productions / Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer
You're on a mountain and some villain skis by in a rush. Are you skiing after them?
What on Earth am I doing on a mountain?
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Eon Productions / Les Productions Artistes Associés
Not everyone is beloved by all. Do you have a nemesis?
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Eon Productions / Les Productions Artistes Associés
Could you make a martini right now if you had to?
Yeah, I can make an OK one.
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Eon Productions
Do you ever let your feelings interfere with your work?
I try not to let work interfere with my feelings.
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Eon Productions
Talking your way out of things is easier with a suave accent. How's yours?
It's a little rough around the edges.
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Columbia Pictures / Eon Productions / Stillking Films / Babelsberg Film / Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer / Danjaq LLC / United Artists
You've got 19 and the dealer is showing an ace. Are you hitting that 19?
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Eon Productions
Can you conceive of any situation in which a bowler hat could be used as a weapon?
Since when do bowlers wear hats?
Well, I can think of one case.
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Eon Productions
When you get behind the wheel, how respectful are you of the rules of the road?
You have to follow the rules!
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Eon Productions
Can you look someone in the eye and tell a lie?
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Eon Productions / United Artists
What's more important to you, a physical relationship or an emotional one?
Did you seriously ask me this question?
I prefer an emotional bond.
Physical always comes first.
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Eon Productions / United Artists
When you need someone to do something for you, are you more likely to rely on charm or intimidation?
Whatever the situation requires.
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Eon Productions
How much training do you think you'd need to operate a jet pack?
Just show me the on button.
I'd like a dry run or two.
I am not using a jet pack.
Just show me a YouTube video, I'll be fine.
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Eon Productions
How many vices do you have?
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Columbia Pictures / Eon Productions / Stillking Films / Babelsberg Film / Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer / Danjaq LLC / United Artists
What's your go-to pick up line when you see someone attractive you' like to get to know better?
Is your dad a baker? Because you've been ... wait ... hold on, I know this.
I'm writing a paper on the finer things in life and I'd like to interview you.
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Columbia Pictures / Eon Productions / Stillking Films / Babelsberg Film / Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer / Danjaq LLC / United Artists
Your boss is angry at the way you do your job. How are you handling it?
I mean, I get results. It's fine.
I try to do better in the future.
I try to explain where I was coming from.
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