What % James Bond Are You?

By: Ian Fortey

What % James Bond Are You?
Image: Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer / Eon Productions

About This Quiz

In 1962, Sean Connery put on a tux and took on a villain called Dr. No, and cinematic history was made. The very first James Bond movie wasn't just a hit; it started a trend that has spanned seven decades. No other film franchise even comes close to having the lifespan of James Bond. And the only thing more incredible than how long Bond has persevered is the fact that the movies keep getting better. Sure, there was a time when some were a little goofy — looking at you Timothy Dalton and Pierce Brosnan — but the current Bond era is giving us some of the best, most action-packed stories ever. It's a great time to be a Bond fan.

As of 2020, eight actors have played James Bond. He's super smooth, super cool, sometimes super weird, and always intense. Part of the reason we love James Bond is that he's the ideal spy, the coolest man imaginable who's never caught off guard and never unsure of himself. But at the same time, you can kind of see a little of yourself in him now and then. He's what a lot of us aspire to be in many ways. But how much like 007 are you anyway? Are you so much like Bond that you could head out on a secret mission right now, or are you polar opposites? It's time to take the quiz and see what percentage of James Bond you really are.

Of course
It depends on my mood.
I don't care what I drink.
There are only a couple of drinks I like.

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I have a custom-tailored tux.
I'm more into dresses.
Nope!
I have one of those tuxedo t-shirts.

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James Bond 2 Can you tell an Aston Martin DB5 from an Austin-Healey 3000?
They haven't even made the Healey since 1967!
Um. Maybe?
Yeah, they're pretty different.
No way

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James Bond 4 When you're under pressure, how likely are you to bust out a witty one-liner?
You can count on it.
Anything's possible.
Nah, I'm not good with one-liners.
There's a good chance.

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James Bond 5 Has anyone ever accused you of being a dinosaur?
Not many would dare.
I hope not.
I don't even know what that means.
I'm a little old-fashioned sometimes.

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James Bond 6 Are you much of a game player?
I'm a game-winner.
I like some games.
I'm pretty good at Checkers.
I have my moments.

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James Bond 7 Do you spend a lot of time with family and friends?
None
Yeah, when I can.
You better believe it!
Not that often, but sometimes

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James Bond 8 Is your seduction game on point?
It's the best!
Eh, it's hit and miss.
Ugh. I'm forever alone.
I do alright.

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I'll let you know if it ever happens.
Happens more than I'd like.
What cool?
You really have to push me.

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James Bond 10 It's just you and an international supervillain mano-a-mano. Can you handle yourself?
Oh, heck yeah!
Well, how tough is this supervillain?
Oh, I'm doomed.
I'll probably do alright.

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James Bond 11 Can you speak any other languages well enough to blend in?
I'm a master polyglot!
I can swear in a couple of languages.
I barely know one language.
I can get by in another language.

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James Bond 12 Have you visited many distant lands around the world?
Tons!
I've left the country once.
I left town once.
Yeah, I've been a few places.

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James Bond 13 Are you pretty skilled with using fun gadgets?
Oh, yeah!
Some stuff, sure!
I'm terrible with technology.
For the most part!

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James Bond 14 All things being equal, how woke are you?
I'm sorry, what?
I try to be aware and in touch.
110% woke!
I'm a little set in my old school ways.

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James Bond 15 How well do you work in a group?
Yeah, no.
I can manage.
I prefer it!
I'd rather not but whatever.

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James Bond 16 You're on a mountain and some villain skis by in a rush. Are you skiing after them?
Obviously
I'd rather not.
What on Earth am I doing on a mountain?
I could give it a try.

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James Bond 17 Not everyone is beloved by all. Do you have a nemesis?
Several!
I hope not.
Not at all
One

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James Bond 18 Could you make a martini right now if you had to?
Blindfolded
Can I Google it?
Ooof. No.
Yeah, I can make an OK one.

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James Bond 19 Do you ever let your feelings interfere with your work?
What feelings?
How can you not?
I try not to let work interfere with my feelings.
I try not to.

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James Bond 20 Talking your way out of things is easier with a suave accent. How's yours?
Refined and powerful
It's a little rough around the edges.
What accent?
Not too shabby, I think.

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Yes. Yes I am.
Is it a soft 19?
I don't play cards.
No one hits on 19.

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James Bond 22 Can you conceive of any situation in which a bowler hat could be used as a weapon?
You'd be surprised.
Not realistically
Since when do bowlers wear hats?
Well, I can think of one case.

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James Bond 23 When you get behind the wheel, how respectful are you of the rules of the road?
I make my own rules.
I might speed a little.
You have to follow the rules!
I slip up now and then.

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James Bond 24 Can you look someone in the eye and tell a lie?
No problem
Maybe?
I'm a terrible liar.
Not someone I care about

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James Bond 25 What's more important to you, a physical relationship or an emotional one?
Did you seriously ask me this question?
Can't I have both?
I prefer an emotional bond.
Physical always comes first.

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James Bond 26 When you need someone to do something for you, are you more likely to rely on charm or intimidation?
Whatever the situation requires.
Intimidation
Begging
Charm

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James Bond 27 How much training do you think you'd need to operate a jet pack?
Just show me the on button.
I'd like a dry run or two.
I am not using a jet pack.
Just show me a YouTube video, I'll be fine.

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James Bond 28 How many vices do you have?
Just the good ones
One or two
None, really
More than my fair share

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James Bond 29 What's your go-to pick up line when you see someone attractive you' like to get to know better?
Can I buy you dinner?
I don't need lines.
Is your dad a baker? Because you've been ... wait ... hold on, I know this.
I'm writing a paper on the finer things in life and I'd like to interview you.

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I mean, I get results. It's fine.
I try to do better in the future.
I have a panic attack.
I try to explain where I was coming from.

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