What % Jesus Are You?

By: Teresa McGlothlin
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
What % Jesus Are You?
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About This Quiz

No one can be Jesus except Jesus, but you can strive to be as Jesus-like as you possibly can. Times might be different than when the Lord walked the earth, but the underlying values of his ministry remain the same. Once you answer these questions about your choices and your views, we'll be able to tell you how much you have in common with the divine being who walked among us. 

While we're sure that some of you have heard that you act like Jesus, we're going to assume that it was a sarcastic remark. Truly being like Jesus of Nazareth means that you possess kindness and empathy. It also means that you are willing to live by the golden rule and to help your fellow man. 

As you read the questions we present, your absolute honesty is required. Think of it like a virtual confession booth where you get to be truthful with your maker. Anything you tell us will remain with us, but we do encourage you to challenge your friends to be more Jesus-like than you are once you know. 

Are you as much like Jesus as you hope you are, or would Lucifer love to have you over for dinner? Scroll down to find out how much holy water runs through your veins! 

When is the last time you attended a religious service?
The last holiday
I can't remember.
Last month
Last week

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Are you able to turn the other cheek when you are wronged?
I have a hard time with that.
It depends on the issue.
I can forgive but not forget.
I always turn the other cheek.

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How many Bible verses could you recite?
One
A few
An entire book
More than most people

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Would you rather feed someone or teach them to fish?
I would rather fish for myself.
I think it's important to take care of others.
I would rather teach them to fish.
It's good to do both.

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Do you always practice the Golden Rule?
What's that?
I try my hardest.
I certainly do.
I'm not perfect.

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Which of these virtues do you try to uphold?
Honor
Integrity
Loyalty
Honesty

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Do you consider yourself a spiritual person?
Not really
A little
Totally
I'm more religious.

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Have you ever broken the law?
I would never do that!
I've been given a speeding ticket.
I have broken many laws.
I've only broken worldly laws.

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Do you find prayer or meditation more soothing?
Sleeping soothes me.
Meditation usually does the trick.
They are kind of the same.
Prayer keeps me sane.

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Which of Jesus' disciples do you know most about?
Judas
Paul
Thomas
Peter

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Are you ready for the Rapture?
I don't really believe in the Rapture.
I'm as ready as I will ever be.
I think I'm good to go.
There's no way to prepare.

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Which book of the Bible are you most familiar with?
Psalms
Revelations
Genesis
Exodus

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Which character would you play in a navitity scene?
The donkey
Joseph
Mary
A Wiseman

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Would you stop to help an injured baby bird?
I wouldn't touch it.
I might call a vet for advice.
I would place it back in the nest.
I would not interfere with nature's plan.

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If you could sit down with Jesus, what would you ask first?
"How's it going?"
"Can I get you some wine?"
"How may I serve you?"
"What's heaven like?"

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How would you help a struggling coworker?
I would buy them lunch.
I would help by minding my own business.
I would start an office pool.
I would simply ask what they need.

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Are you good as resisting temptation?
Nope
I do my best.
I can't resist some food.
I have great willpower.

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Finish this sentence: Love is _____.
A battlefield
Forever
Patient
Kind

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Which biblical story is your life most like?
Noah's ark
Jonah and the whale
The creation
The garden of Eden

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Have you ever tried to walk on water?
That would be pointless.
I've tried it before.
I've been skiing and it's the same thing.
I'll admit it. I've tried it.

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What do you admire most about Jesus?
His message of love.
I like his loyalty to his father.
I respect his unwavering belief.
What's not to admire?

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Which movie about Jesus do you like the most?
"Jesus Christ Superstar"
"The Last Temptation of Christ"
"Ben-Hur"
"The Passion of the Christ"

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When you see a rainbow, what do you think about?
Pots of gold
A promise
Love
Our miraculous world

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If you saw someone being bullied, would you step in?
I might yell from far away.
I would call 911.
It depends on the size of the bullies.
Of course, I would step in!

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Which of these world religions is most interesting to you?
Hinduism
Buddhism
Islam
Shinto

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Do you believe that everything can be forgiven?
Somethings are too horrible.
Most things can be forgiven.
Everything except murder can be forgiven.
Everything can be forgiven.

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What do you think your guardian angel is like?
Exhausted
Content
Protective
Pleased

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How often do you say grace before a meal?
I never do that.
Only as Easter
I say grace at least once a day.
Every meal

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Which of these sins might you have committed recently?
Envy
Pride
Gluttony
Sloth

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Where do you think Jesus went for three days after the crucifixion?
I think he was still in there.
He went to heaven for a visit.
He was being pampered by his mother.
Only God knows.

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