What % Lizzo Are You?

By: Emily Maggrett
Estimated Completion Time
5 min
What % Lizzo Are You?
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About This Quiz

Unless you've been asleep for most of 2019, we're guessing you know who Lizzo is. Singer, rapper, dancer, flutist and feminist icon Lizzo has given us so much, from Billboard-topping bops like "Juice" to body-positive mantras like "Thank God, thank God, thank God I'm getting thicker." Heck, she even did one of NPR's Tiny Desk concerts so that our moms could understand who the blazes she is. If that's not generosity, we don't know what is.

So, are you obsessed with Lizzo yet? Good, because that puts you in the perfect mood to take this quiz! In order to gauge whether you're making Lizzo proud or getting an F in self-esteem, we've come up with a bunch of Lizzo-inspired questions. We want you to tell us whether you've got men stuck in your DMs! We need to know whether you're a snack or the whole dang meal! And, of course, we're curious whose fault it is that you're out here getting loose.

Are you ready for a coconut-scented journey into Lizzo's brilliant mind? C'mon, we know you are. So drop whatever boring thing you're doing and take this quiz. Choo, choo, kids — it's time to get on the Lizzo train!✨

Lizzo 5 How do you generally handle boy problems?
I complain to my mom about them.
I focus on my job.
I acknowledge that I've got them — that's the human in me.
I solve 'em — that's the goddess in me!

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Lizzo 3 In your opinion, what's the greatest Lizzo lyric of all time?
"And that's the sound of me not calling you back"
"I do my hair toss, check my nails, baby how you feelin'?"
"Thank God, thank God, thank God, I'm gettin' thicker"
"Why men great 'til they gotta be great?"

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Lizzo 5 On any given day, what kind of lewks are you serving?
I have never "served a lewk" in my life, ma'am.
If it's a day of the week that ends with Y, I'm serving lewks on a Ph.D. level.
I'm killing it in palazzo pants and a crop top as we speak.
I'm serving "Boring Office Girl." Can you handle it?🔥

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Lizzo 7 Where are you from?
The East Coast
The West Coast
The South
Minnesota

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Lizzo 8 Baby, how you feelin'?
Good as hell 💯
Salty
Tired of the bull
Eh, fine 🤷‍♀️

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Lizzo In your opinion, which Lizzo music video is the most iconic?
"Truth Hurts"
"Good as Hell"
"Juice"
I live under a rock and have never seen a Lizzo music video.

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Lizzo 11 What kind of boys do you like?
Big boys, itty bitty boys, Mississippi boys, inner city boys ...
I like the pretty boys with the bow tie.
I like a big beard; I like a clean face.
Uh, upwardly mobile businessmen, I guess?

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Lizzo 11 — Rihanna Who's your style icon?
Gwyneth Paltrow
Kacey Musgraves
Cher
Rihanna

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Lizzo 15 Why should we 'scuse you?
Because I cut in front of you in line, but I didn't mean to.
Well, I don't see nobody else.
Because I feel myself!
Because I don't need a crown to know that I'm a queen 👑

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Lizzo 4 What's your dating style?
I really want someone to put a ring on it.
Fall's here, so it's time to hunt up a winter boyfriend.
I kinda want a boyfriend ... but I kinda don't.
Proudly non-committal, friends!

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I've never even heard of that movie.
The correct number of times: 10 👯‍♀️
I've seen it three times!
I saw it once.

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What % Lizzo Are You? 2 Are men always getting lost in your DMs?
What's a "DM"?
No. I wish they did!
Yes, and I love it.💖
Yes. Your man, specifically. Please come get him!

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Lizzo 15 Let's say that you just took a DNA test. What do you think your results will reveal?
I dunno, probably my heritage?
That I'm 100% that librarian
That I'm 100% that girl
That I'm 100% that witch

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Lizzo 19 Can you finish this lyric? "If he don't love you anymore, just ... "?
Text him over and over again until he changes his mind.
Hope that he changes his mind at some point.
Block him on social media.
Walk your fine butt out the door.

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Me! Besides Lizzo, which musician do you like?
Taylor Swift
Missy Elliott
Prince
Janelle Monae

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You're 100% Lizzo If You Can Finish All These Lyrics 2 How would you describe yourself?
I'm just an ordinary person who likes "The Office" and baking cupcakes!
I'm a little buttercup.
Independent, athletic
Booty vicious, mind your business

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Lizzo 18 When did you form your first rap group?
I had a rap group in my senior year of college.
I ... have never done that, actually.
I started one last week!
Age 14, natch

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Lizzo 20 Have you ever posted an "I woke up like this" selfie?
I could never! I don't even let my boyfriend see me without makeup.
I have ... but it was after I put some concealer on my zits.
I do that biz from time to time.
I was born like this, don't even gotta try.😘

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Lizzo 24 Who's your inspiration?
Martha Stewart
Michelle Obama
Well, Lizzo is my inspiration, obviously.
Me — I am my inspiration!

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Lizzo 21 Whose fault is it that you're out here getting loose?
Well, I'd like to blame the Goose ...
Hey, we've all got to cut loose from time to time, okay?
Pardon? I'm not out here getting loose!
My juice's fault, of course

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Lizzo 22  — Sailor Moon Do you like anime?
No, it's dorky.
It's fine, but it's not for me.
I adore Miyazaki.
I've dressed up as "Sailor Moon" for Halloween.

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Lizzo 23 How tall are you?
It's hard to say; I slouch a lot.
I'm 5'1", but I make those inches count!
I'm 5'6", but I wear sky-high heels.
5'10" or taller

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Lizzo 25 Can you play any musical instruments?
I'm a flutist, kid!
I can play the guitar.
Nope
I play piano.

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Lizzo 26 What's your favorite emoji?
A thumbs up 👍
Dancing woman emoji 💃🏻
A peach 🍑
The tongue out emoji 👅

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Lizzo 27 On a scale of 1 to 10, how bossy are you?
1. I guess I'm not very assertive?
4. I'm more of a follower than a leader, but I'm working on that.
7. I've got #girlboss potential.
10. Boss up, and change your life!

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Lizzo 6 Please complete this sentence: "I don't like my ... "
Nails — time for a fresh manicure.
Wardrobe
Low self-esteem. I need to work on my self-confidence.
I can't complete that sentence because I love everything about myself, sorry!

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Lizzo 28 What is the correct reaction to someone questioning your wisdom?
Rolling my eyes
Questioning myself and everything I believe in
Taking a day or two to assess their feedback objectively
Hair toss, check my nails 💅

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Lizzo 1 Are you, or are you not, a snack?
I'm not a snack. I'm the whole damn meal!
I think it's possible that I'm a snack.
I'm quite the snack, if I do say so myself.
I don't even know what that means.

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Lizzo 29 If you were taking a class on self-esteem, what grade would you get?
An F 😭
C, I think?
B+!
I got an A in self-esteem. 🤩

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Lizzo 30 What do you actually need?
For my boyfriend to listen to meeee!
Some more coffee?
A raise
Some coconut oil 🙏

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