What % Regina George Are You?

By: Emily Maggrett
Estimated Completion Time
5 min
What % Regina George Are You?
Image: Paramount Pictures; M.G. Films; Broadway Video

About This Quiz

Get in losers, we're going quizzing!

That's right, it's time for a Regina George quiz. You may have "Mean Girls" memorized, but does that make you a total Regina? Or are you more of a Cady, a Gretchen or even a Ms. Norbury? This quiz will give you the truth.

We're going to ask you about your hair, eating habits and anger management techniques. You might own two Fendi purses, but do you have an unquenchable rage that powers your every move? Can you go to Taco Bell? Do people really understand you? 

Everyone knows that the Queen of The Plastics ruled the school through a heady combination of bullying, high-status man-candy and "technical" good looks, but can you really empathize with her? Do you also have an aggressive side to your character that can only be calmed through verbal savagery or intense physical exercise? Do you loathe your mother? How do you feel about German dollhouses?

Answer each question honestly and, in return, we'll tell you what percent Regina George you are.

So, are you ready to prove that you're fierce, blonde and way too good at lacrosse? Let's play!


Would you say that you're a leader?
Not really.
Absolutely!
I take the lead when I'm the most qualified person to do so.
Sure, I have some leadership ability.

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It's Wednesday. What color are you wearing?
I don't wear specific colors on specific days.
I'm wearing pink from head to toe!
I'm wearing red.
I'm wearing a pink shirt.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how angry are you?
I'm pretty chill.
I'm seething with barely disguised rage.
I can be cranky at times.
I'm high-strung, so I'd say I'm equal parts angry and anxious.

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Do you think "fetch" can still happen?
Sure!
No! It's never going to happen!
Isn't that British slang?
I'm dubious.

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Are you two-faced?
No. Integrity is really important to me.
Um, whatever. You're two-faced!!
I tell white lies sometimes.
Gossip is fun, okay?

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Please complete this sentence: "Get in _____, we're going _____".
"Get in friends, we're going on a picnic."
"Get in losers, we're going shopping."
"Get in the car, we're going to go get gas now."
"Get in weirdos, we're going to the movies."

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Would you rather be loved or feared?
Loved
Either, as long as everyone's obsessed with me!
Respectfully loved? Is that a choice?
Feared

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In middle school, did you have an ambiguous friendship with a sultry, sarcastic brunette?
I was friends with lots of people.
Who didn't?
My brunette friend was sultry but not sarcastic.
My brunette friend was sarcastic but not sultry.

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What's the best thing to say if you don't like someone else's skirt?
Nothing.
"Oh my God, I love your skirt! Where did you get it?"
"Are you sure about that skirt?"
"That skirt is so interesting."

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In high school, which group did you eat lunch with?
Band geeks
The Plastics
Varsity jocks
Desperate wannabes

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Is your mom a regular mom or a cool mom?
She's my best friend!
(Sigh) She's a cool mom.
She's a regular mom.
She still wears track suits and it's embarrassing.

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What's your hair like?
I have terrible hair but who cares?
It's so pretty that I took out an insurance policy on it.
It's ... normal?
It's nice. I spend a lot of money on product.

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If you wanted to lose three pounds, what would you do?
I'd stop drinking soda.
I'd gorge on Kalteen bars!
I'd start exercising more often.
I'd eat more bread.

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Is "Jingle Bell Rock" a good song?
Nope!
Yes!
I don't think I've heard that tune in years ...
It's a really cute song.

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Why do you torture people?
I don't torture other people. Live and let live!
I'm fundamentally unhappy with myself.
Sometimes, when my self-esteem is low, it makes me feel better.
You have to get other people before they get you.

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Are you resourceful?
No, I'm more of the "ask for help" type.
I'm insanely resourceful; no one can daunt me!
Kind of? I guess?
I've got some tricks up my sleeve.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how likely are you to be elected Spring Fling Queen?
1
10 (usually)
4
7

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Have you ever spread rumors about someone else?
No, of course not.
I'm spreading a rumor about you right now.
Once or twice, but I regretted it.
Yes, of course I have.

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Do you think everybody is in love with you when actually, everybody HATES you?
"Everybody" sounds like a lot of people. Are you talking about everybody in the world? Everybody in our state?
Whatever, you're just jealous.
I doubt people feel that way about me.
Look, there's a thin line between love and hate.

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Do you have a positive body image?
Yes. Life's too short to hate your body.
I'm positive that I'm hotter than everybody else!
Sort of. I have some issues but I'm working on them in therapy.
No. I care way too much about how I look.

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Which of these quotes do you relate to the most?
"You go, Glen Coco!"
"Boo, you whore."
"It's like I have ESPN or something."
"I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me. But I can't help it that I'm popular."

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Have you ever met John Stamos on a plane? What did he say to you?
Um, no. I can't afford to fly first class with celebrities!
Yes. He said, "You're pretty".
I saw John Stamos on a plane once, but he didn't say anything to me.
Yes. He said, "Sure, you can have my autograph".

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Have you ever thrown a German dollhouse down the stairs?
No. I've never even seen a German dollhouse; are they different from regular dollhouses?
Yes! It was great!
I threw my Barbie Dream House down the stairs.
I kicked a German dollhouse once.

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What's a good thing to say when you're surprised?
"Wow!"
"Shut up. SHUT UP."
"Whoa!"
"Shut the front door!"

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Are you vengeful?
No. Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of harming another; you end up getting burned.
Yes, I love getting revenge.
I dream up lots of revenge plans but rarely go through with them.
Kind of? If someone crosses me, I can get spiteful.

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Who's hotter: Aaron Samuels or Shane Oman?
Who are these people?
Shane Oman
Aaron Samuels
They're both hot.

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What should perfume make you smell like?
A cool sea breeze
A baby prostitute
A field of flowers
A high-class escort

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How do you respond when a friend makes you angry?
I let her know that I'm hurt and give her the chance to apologize.
I immediately turn our other friends against her.
I act cold for a few days, then get over it.
I tell her I'm going to do her a favor and then I do the opposite.

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Can you go to Taco Bell?
Yes, sounds fun.
No I cannot! I'm on an all-carb diet!
Sure, that'd be fine.
Maybe? Depends on how many calories I've already eaten today.

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How do you feel about lacrosse?
Seems very confusing.
Seems like the perfect sport for me.
Seems sort of sweaty but I think I get it.
Lacrosse is cool!

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