What '80s Glam Rock Band Are You?

By: Steven Miller
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What '80s Glam Rock Band Are You?
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Whether you show your particular style of glam through face paint, big neon hair, or flashy showmanship, we're about to pair you up with the glam band you were always meant to be a part of. Crank it up.
How hedonistic is your lifestyle?
It's all about how much pleasure and fun I can have. Nothing else really matters.
I definitely like to have fun, but I have other priorities in my life.
I lead a pretty hedonistic lifestyle, but I do have some things that require some sacrifice.
I want it to be more of an act on stage. In my real life, I want to be pretty normal.

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Which city fits your personal style the best?
Detroit.
New York.
Miami.
Los Angeles.

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Which famous glam rock band member do you like the most?
Bret Michaels.
Axl Rose.
Tommy Lee.
Gene Simmons.

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Which of the following glam rock songs do you like the most?
"Kickstart My Heart"
"Sweet Child O' Mine"
"Rock and Roll All Nite"
"Every Rose Has Its Thorn"

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How big do you want to wear your hair?
I'd rather keep it down.
Pretty big, but not over the top.
The bigger, the better.
Up a little bit, but I don't want that to be my signature look.

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How do you feel about wearing face paint on the stage?
Bring it on, I'm all about it.
I might wear a little bit, but it wouldn't be a regular thing.
I'm not a fan of face paint. I don't want to wear it at all.
There might be some times where I wear face paint.

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How appealing is wearing a hat on stage to you?
I may throw a hat on from time to time.
And hide this beautiful hair? No way.
I definitely want to have a signature hat that I wear.
It would be pretty rare for me to wear a hat on stage.

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Which glam rock album is your favorite?
"Alive!"
"Appetite for Destruction"
"Open Up and Say...Ahh!"
"Dr. Feelgood"

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Which colors best fit your stage presence?
Neon colors.
Earthy tones.
It depends on my mood. Mostly flesh tones.
Black and white.

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How into fire-breathing would you be?
I could see that happening on a really crazy night.
That's a little over the top for me.
I'm all about it. The more flash the better.
That isn't very likely, but I don't rule anything out.

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How much pyrotechnics would there be in your show?
We might have some smoke and flashes, but it wouldn't be the main focus of the show.
We would do it up if we ever booked a really big stadium.
A ton. I want a fireworks display going on throughout the show.
There would be some flash and bang from time to time in our shows.

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Which instrument would you most like to play in the band?
Drums.
Keyboard.
Lead vocals.
Lead guitar.

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How into leather are you?
I'm not a big fan of leather.
There will definitely be some leather in our outfits.
I definitely like my leather, but I would want to mix it up.
I'm all about the leather. The more the better.

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Would you consider yourself to be into hard rock?
Absolutely, the harder the better.
I like a good mix of ballads and hard stuff.
I would rather the band kept it more popular and light.
I prefer things to be a bit more hard when it comes to rock.

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How likely are you to be involved in a major scandal?
It's highly unlikely. Off the stage, I'm keeping things pretty mellow.
There might be some minor stuff that pops up over the years.
It's pretty much inevitable.
It might happen, but I try to avoid such things.

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How would you describe your groupies?
We are pretty legendary for our parties, so the groupies are bound to come.
We would be incredibly popular with intense fans in every town.
We would have a cult following.
We might have a few groupies here and there.

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How impressive is your singing voice?
It is pretty amazing and will turn a bunch of heads.
I have a pretty awful singing voice.
My signing voice is alright. I'd have to make up for it in some other way.
I can carry a tune, but it's nothing too special.

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Which venue best fits your personality?
Stadium.
Bar.
Concert hall.
County fair.

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How long would you like to live the rock lifestyle?
I'd give it a solid decade of my life.
Probably just a few years.
Off and on for many years.
Day in and day out for as long as I can.

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Do you think you're Rock and Roll Hall of Fame material?
It might take a while, but I'd get in.
Yep, absolutely. I'd get in on the first ballot.
It's doubtful that I would make it in.
There might be a shot.

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How likely are you to reference Satan in your music?
That's not going to happen, ever.
It's highly unlikely that I would do that.
There might be some subtle references in there.
Oh, it's happening, and quite a lot.

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How into ballads are you?
I generally don't like them, but a few are okay.
I like a good mix of ballads and harder stuff.
I despise ballads.
I love a good rock ballad.

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Are you trashing the hotel room?
Yeah, it's pretty likely, but we'll pay for it.
We would never trash a hotel room.
It might happen, but we get our energy out on the stage mostly.
Of course we are.

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Do you have any tattoos?
I don't have any tattoos.
I'm covered in ink from head to toe.
I have quite a few tattoos, most of which are very visible.
I have a tattoo, but it's in a hidden spot.

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Do you have any piercings?
I have a bunch of piercings.
I have one or two ears pierced, but that's about it.
I have one piercing in an unusual spot.
I don't have any piercings.

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How likely are you to wear platform shoes?
I'm absolutely wearing platform shoes. I can't wait.
I really can't see that happening. It's really not my style.
I might put some on once in a while, but it would be rare.
I would wear them most of the time, but I like my boots too.

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How late are you partying after the show?
Probably until one or two in the morning.
It's going to be pretty late, but we probably won't see the sunrise.
We're going until the sun comes up.
Not very long. I leave it all on stage.

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Is a sex tape of you going to show up out there?
Yep, it's going to happen.
It's highly unlikely, but I wouldn't completely rule it out.
There's no way that is going to happen.
I would say the likelihood is pretty high.

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How good would you be with the press?
I'd tend to be more reclusive from the press.
I'd be alright with the press, but it wouldn't be my favorite thing.
I'd be great with the press. I know just how to ham it up for them.
I'd definitely keep them on their toes. I like to keep interviews very lively.

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Would you enjoying living life on the road in a tour bus?
That is totally my ideal life.
I'd be up for it for a while, but I think I would get tired of it.
I could do it for a few months at a time, but I'm not up for doing it full-time.
I'd prefer to spend most of my time close to home.

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