What Color of Dog Guards Your Soul?

By: Teresa McGlothlin
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Your dog doesn't want to go out in the rain. How do you handle it?
A little tug on the leash works.
We'll just wait until later.
I would pick my dog up and take it outside.
My dog is fine with an umbrella escort.

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What makes dogs better pets than cats?
Cats smell terrible!
Dogs are more affectionate.
Cats do not do tricks.
Dogs keep you more active.

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If you were a dog, what would you want in your pup cup?
Ice cream
Coffee
Water
Bacon

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Why are there crazy cat people, but no crazy dog people?
Dog people are crazy.
That is interesting.
I don't know, but it offends me.
Because dog owners are smart.

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Which situation would make you want to tuck your tail between your legs?
Walking into a meeting with toilet paper on my shoe
Passing gas on a date
Serving raw meat to dinner guests
Being reprimanded by a small dog

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Are you qualified to teach an obedience class?
I think I could do it.
With dogs or with people?
I couldn't pass an obedience class, let alone teach one.
I am good with animals.

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What do you consider a dog's number one job?
Family entertainment
Security detail
Companionship
Snoring

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Which one of these wild dog breeds would you want guarding your heart?
Wolf
Dingo
Hyena
Coyote

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Do you think dogs are smarter than sharks?
That's a tough call.
Sharks are smarter.
Sharks are the dogs of the oceans.
Sharks cannot be trained to fetch.

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Your dog had an accident inside your house. What do you say?
"Bad boy/girl!"
"Who did this? Did you do this?"
"I'm sorry I neglected you."
"Pull yourself together, pupper."

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What is the best argument for allowing dogs at work?
They lower stress levels.
Everyone loves it!
People are more productive with dogs around.
Dogs make the office feel friendlier.

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Why do you think dogs get the zoomies?
I think they're bored.
It's hormonal.
They are insane.
They are expressing their need for exercise.

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What type of dog would you prefer to have looking after your soul?
Hunting dog
Water dog
Purse dog
Guard dog

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Would you tell your dog you are taking it to the vet?
Honesty is the best policy.
I would say we're going to the park.
We're on a need-to-know basis.
I wouldn't say a word.

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Which treat do you think dogs really prefer?
Steak
Apples
Salmon
Bones

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How do you feel about people who dress their dogs in cute costumes?
I'm that person!
I think it's weird.
To each their own...
It's adorable!

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Have you ever heard that your bark is worse than your bite?
My bite is worse than my bark.
I've never heard that expression.
I hear it all the time.
I've never bitten anyone.

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Quick! A dog is chasing you down the street. What are you going to do?
I'm going to scream until someone calls 911.
Fine. The dog can have the corndog in my pocket.
I would turn around and face it.
I'm sure I would run into the first open door.

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What are you doing when your dog gives you side eye?
I'm gaming.
My dog doesn't like my date.
I get side eye when I buy cheap food.
My dog is always giving me dirty looks.

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Pretend you're a dog. What is so great about getting a belly rub?
It means my owners love me.
It feels nice.
I like getting some air on that side.
Human contact makes my day.

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If you were a member of a wolf pack, what rank would you have?
Healer
Alpha
Hunter
Warrior

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Do you like dogs with long noses or flat faces more?
I love the pug look.
I like all kinds of dogs.
I prefer noses like those on Great Danes.
I don't really have a preference.

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Should dogs have collars or harnesses?
It depends on the dog.
Harnesses are more comfortable.
Collars are the best way to go.
It would be great if they could roam free.

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Would you ever take a bath with your dog?
No, but we go swimming together.
We take showers together.
I usually end up getting a bath.
I take my dog to a groomer.

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If you got a new pup, which of these names would you consider?
Puppa Middleton
Harry Pooper
Bowser McPaws
Bob Robert

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Do you like long hair, short hair or curly-haired dogs more?
Curly
Short
I like all the dogs.
Long

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Which one of these movie dogs could be your spirit animal?
Beethoven
Bolt
Marley
Hachiko

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Be truthful! Have you ever tried dog food?
I've tried wet food.
I would never do that.
No, but some of the flavors are tempting.
I've nibbled a little kibble in my day.

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If you got an invitation to a dog's birthday party, would you go?
I'll bring the rawhides!
I'll pass.
I'm probably the host.
Sure. This should be interesting.

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What is the best thing about going to the dog park?
Seeing all the cuteness
Getting some fresh air
Letting my dog off the leash
Meeting new people

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