What Cryptid Are You?

By: Emily Maggrett

What Cryptid Are You?
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About This Quiz

Have you ever heard of a chupacabra? What about the Loch Ness Monster? From Mexico to Scotland, every culture on Earth has its own legends about mysterious, undiscovered beings. Called "cryptids" by the rogue scientists who study them, many of these mythological creatures may actually be real. 

After all, scientists are still discovering new animals in remote Amazon forests, as well as the depths of the Atlantic. So who's to say that we won't finally get an indisputably real picture of Bigfoot? Or that there aren't lake monsters in Lake Tahoe, Loch Ness and Howick Falls? If dozens of farmers in Mexico report that a creature is draining their goats' blood, shouldn't we consider the possibility that a chupacabra is at work? If every aboriginal culture in Australia has legends about the bunyip, doesn't that mean that something is out there, haunting their continent?

If you're as fascinated by cryptids as we are (or even if you're just a little bit cryptid-curious), this is the quiz for you! Tell us how you act under a deadline, manage social challenges and deal with singledom and we'll reveal which bizarre cryptid is a perfect match for your personality. Are you ready for some monster madness? Come on; it's time to take this quiz!

Girl meditating alone How much alone time do you need every day?
An hour or two
My dude, I need all day!
I basically don't ever want to be alone.
I don't know ... a normal amount?

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Worried woman When the going gets tough, you ... ?
Get going
Go hide in the woods
Ask everyone you know for help
Watch Netflix

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Woman whispering to friend Do you tell your friends all your secrets?
Nope! I have more secrets than the State Department.
No. But I don't have any secrets to tell.
Haha, yes! Gossiping about secrets is my life.
I share the fun secrets but keep my real problems private.

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Cooked rabbit Let's say you're at a restaurant that serves exotic meats. What are you going to order?
Eel
Bushmeat
Kangaroo
Rabbit

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Camping Your best friend says, "Let's go camping this weekend!" Your response is ... ?
"OK, sure."
"Heck yes! When? Where?"
"Ew, no. I have like ten parties to go to."
"Ugh, that sounds hard."

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Center of attention When you're not the center of attention, how do you feel?
Neutral
Relieved
Furious!
Mildly annoyed

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Single girl Does it bother you to be single?
No. Being single is fun. 😉
I'm always single, so it's hard for me to day. 😭
Being single sucks! I love being in a relationship (or two, or three). 😜
Single or coupled up, I still have the same ups and downs. 🤷‍♀️

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Harry and the Hendersons What's your favorite creature feature?
"Pacific Rim"
"Harry and the Hendersons"
"Gremlins"
"Colossal"

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Enemies If you found out that something bad happened to an enemy of yours, what would you do?
Shrug
Feel bad for them
Laugh
Worry that something bad will happen to me, too!

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Alligator fighting with woman When you're angry, which animal do you act like?
A snake
A gorilla
A wild cat
An alligator

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Woman and alien Let's say you discovered that one of your parents was an alien. How would you react?
I wouldn't care that much. Actually, that would make sense! 😁
I'd freak out and not talk to them for a while.
I'd demand to know whether that gave me special powers.
I'd probably pretend it wasn't true.

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Bigfoot driving Are there any cryptids that you suspect of being real?
I think the Loch Ness Monster is real.
I think Bigfoot is real.
I believe in chupacabras.
No. Scientists have already discovered everything ... right? 👀

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Password Who knows your passwords?
No one
My partner
My BFF, my mom, the mail man ...
Look, buddy, I don't even know all my passwords!

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Couple in the countryside Your partner says, "Let's go away to the country this weekend." You say ... ?
"Yes! Let's ditch our phones and not tell anyone where we're going."
"Why do we need to go to the country? We already live in the country."
"Only if 50 or 60 of my friends can come with us!"
"Nah. I have too much work to do, plus that sounds expensive."

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Nickname What kind of nicknames do people give you?
They like to shorten my name to make it cuter.
Sometimes my friends call me a "loner."
My friends know I'll yell at them if they don't say my full name!
They call me by my last name sometimes.

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Extravagant girl On a scale of 1 to 10, how extra are you?
1. I'm pretty chill.
3. I'm too lazy to seem extra.
6. I'm too shy to be extra, but my shyness is a little bit extra.
9. I'm spicy ⁠— deal with it!

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Scotland When you fantasize about traveling, which country crosses your mind?
Scotland
Canada
Mexico
Australia

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Psychic Do you think you have ESP?
Um, probably not.
No
Absolutely! I'm very mystical.
Well, everybody's a little bit psychic, right?

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Vampire Would you rather date a werewolf, a vampire, a ghost or ... ?
A vampire, please!
I love werewolves.
What about a merman?
Match me with a hot ghost, stat!

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Fans In your opinion, which fans are the most annoying fans?
Marvel Cinematic Universe fans
Sports fans
Fans are great. What I don't like are snobs!
K-pop fans

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Mother and daughter When it comes down to it, who's the most important person in the world to you?
Myself
My mom
My partner
My dog

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Awkward boy On a scale of 1 to 10, how socially awkward are you?
1. I'm a huge extrovert.
3. I'm pretty smooth.
5. I'm kind of awkward, but aren't most normal people?
10. I'm the most socially awkward person you've ever met.

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Party at night What would motivate you to stay up all night?
A very special someone
The chance to the the dawn
A dope party
A deadline

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Boy lifting weights If you could change anything about your body, what would you change?
I'd want to be taller.
I'd want thicker hair.
I wouldn't change a thing!
I'd like to have more muscle mass.

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People swimming What's your favorite sport?
Swimming
Hiking
I hate sports!
Cross-country running

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Scared woman Of all these situations, which one sounds the scariest to you?
Having hackers break into your phone and share all your pics, messages and data
Giving a TED Talk in front of hundreds of people
Being trapped in solitary confinement for two weeks
Taking a job that requires you to work 50 hours a week

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Young couple What are you looking for in a romantic partner?
Sophistication, discretion and taste
Kindness and understanding
Looks, bb!
A chill, low-maintenance personality

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Exhausted student You've got a 15-page paper due tomorrow and you're totally unprepared to write it. What's your first move?
Outlining the paper
Quietly weeping
Asking my teacher for an extension
Playing "Red Dead Redemption 2"

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Thriller What's your favorite spooky song?
Anything by Lana Del Rey
"Bad Guy" by Billie Eilish
"Thriller" by Michael Jackson
"Monster Mash" by Bobby Pickett

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Boy thinking Looking objectively at your life, what do you think your biggest challenge is?
I have a hard time trusting people.
I'm very socially anxious.
I love chaos!
I have no self-discipline.

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