Quiz: What Dessert Represents You in Bed?
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What Dessert Represents You in Bed?
By: Zoe Samuel
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About This Quiz

As anyone who calls themselves a foodie knows, the best meals always end with the best course: dessert. Capping off the probably savory delights of the entree with the usually sweet offerings of a lovely pudding, mousse, parfait, or cake is a cultural and emotional way to signal that the meal is coming to a close and that you have been fully satisfied. As the last part of the meal, dessert also indicates that it is time to move on to other parts of the evening. Sometimes this simply means going home or to bed - but sometimes it means a lovely drink, some flirtation, and perhaps a little unclothed snuggle time with your boo.

This means the dessert often sets the tone for what is to come and bears easy comparison for WHO is to come. Like lovers, desserts come in all varieties. Some are sweet and spicy, while others are dark and delicious. Some are full of surprises while others are more of a "What you see is what you get" type of deal. Some are hot, others are cold, and some are a shocking but sexy combination of the two. Others are just tragically deflated.

Which of these sounds like you? Let's find out!

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Are you more nuanced than people think?

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Do you love to bring toys into the mix?

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How often do you surprise your lover?

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Be honest. Are you super hot?

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Can you be really frigid when you're not in the mood?

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Do you love to make a huge mess?

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Do your lovers ever feel like they've taken on too much with you?

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Once they've been with you, can your partners bear to be with anyone else ever again?

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