What Disney Princess Castle Are You Destined to Live In?

By: Zoe Samuel
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
What Disney Princess Castle Are You Destined to Live In?
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About This Quiz

If you live in a free nation, then you know that the most important thing in the world is democracy. It's the reason that we are able to marry who we wish; own our own bodies and our property; live where we want; be guaranteed basic education and the chance to pursue further education, and choose our leaders. It's not always perfect in practice, true, but it is, as Churchill said, "The worst form of government, except for anything else."

One of the problems with democracy is - let's be honest - the real estate. Sure, there are some nice homes our there dedicated to democratically elected leaders. The White House is not too shabby, for a start, and Gracie Mansion has its charms. However, these homes do rather pale compared to the houses of princes and kings. 

The royal palace of Versailles, Windsor Castle, or the Royal Palace in Oslo could beat any elected leader's home up and take its lunch money - and the Disney royal residences could do it twice over before breakfast without breaking a sweat. It's true; not having to worry about money or public accountability is a shockingly effective way to get a really ridiculously awesome house. Let's see which one best suits you!

Do you want to have a lot of friends over?
No, thanks.
Twice a week please!
Daily!
Sometimes.

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Do you think monarchy is actually a really bad idea?
No, I love it.
Never thought about it.
Obviously it is.
It has its advantages.

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Do you like a blend of cultures?
No.
Not really.
I like it a lot.
I love it!

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Are you close with your family?
I used to be.
I have not got much family.
Yes, thankfully.
Some of them.

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How ambitious are you?
Fairly.
Not at all.
The most.
I don't see it in those terms.

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Do you like to travel?
Only when I have to.
Only with my boo.
I wish I had time!
I love it!

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Do you like to exceed expectations?
I like to defy rather than exceed them.
I like to meet them but no more.
I love it!
I don't care about other people's expectations.

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What special room would you need in a castle?
Library.
Ballroom.
Restaurant.
Pool.

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How important is marriage to you?
Not even a little bit!
It's the most important.
It's a nice idea if it happens, but it's not a priority.
It's fairly important.

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Are you a hard worker?
Yes, but I'm so good I make it look easy.
I was but not any more.
Yes, I love to work.
No, I'm lazy.

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Do you believe in love at first sight?
No, that's dumb.
Oh, absolutely, I've lived it.
Probably not.
I think it's real.

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Do you believe that other people can change?
I don't, no.
I like to hope so.
I've seen them do it!
Yes.

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Do you trust easily?
Not at all.
Too easily, some might say.
A healthy amount only.
Yes, but not the right people!

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Would you call yourself a feminist?
I haven't, but I am one.
No.
Definitely.
I'm starting to, yes.

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How important is money to you?
Somewhat.
Extremely.
I just want enough, that's all.
I don't think about it much.

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Would you change yourself for someone?
Never!
Somewhat.
Only a change I thought was good for me anyway.
Totally, yes.

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Does the cold bother you anyway?
Not even a tiny bit!
When it's very bad.
Yes, a lot.
Not really.

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If you won ten million dollars, would you quit your job?
I already have it and I didn't.
Definitely.
No, I'd give it away.
I might.

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Have you ever really alienated your parents?
Only once and I never did it again.
They're no longer here alas.
Never.
A couple of times, yes.

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Who is your role model?
Sheryl Sandberg, COO of Facebook.
Queen Rania of Jordan, philanthropist.
Anousheh Ansari, Iranian entrepreneur.
Meghan Markle, activist turned princess.

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What do you do to stay in shape?
Skiing.
Housework.
Gym.
Swimming.

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How would you describe your sartorial style?
Ice queen.
Flouncy housewife.
Sleek and modern.
Minimalist.

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Would you be nervous about marrying for money?
Yes, definitely.
No, I love that idea.
I would just never do it.
Not if I liked the person.

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Do you know how to relax?
I have no idea.
Yes, I'm good at it.
Yes, but I never do.
Yes, if my friends are there.

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Do you need a lot of space?
A vast amount just for me, yes.
A large shared area, yes.
Not really.
I need a decent amount.

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Do you feel a little weird about spending money on yourself?
No, it's my money.
No, it's my husband's money so it's what he wants.
Yes, honestly.
It depends what it's for.

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Do you get on with people?
No.
Yes, everyone.
Only some people.
Generally yes.

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How traditional are you?
Not at all.
Extremely.
Aggressively not.
In some ways, I can be.

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How kind are you?
Not very, actually.
Heroically so.
I am in a tough love way.
Somewhat.

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Are you rather a weirdo, in a good way?
Of course.
Not at all.
I think so.
Some people think so.

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