What Disney Song Describes Your Love Life?

By: Zoe Samuel
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
What Disney Song Describes Your Love Life?
Image: Walt Disney Animation Studios, Walt Disney Pictures

About This Quiz

Many Disney movies are focused on true love, though the modern movies like "Frozen" are far more nuanced in their approach than older examples like "Snow White and the Seven Dwarves." By the 1990s, the movies had moved in a more empowering direction, with feistier and sometimes nerdier princesses, though they still lacked agency: Ariel does not make the final move against Ursula, and Belle falls in love with her own captor, though things reached a new level with "Pocahontas" (1995) and "Mulan" (1998). The latest pivot point can be narrowed down to 2007's "Enchanted," which was a Disney-made skewering of all the sillier or more naive romantic tropes in the early movies.

What has remained consistent is that the songs are just brilliant, whether the work of Elton John, Howard Ashman and Tim Rice, or the more recent stylings of Bobby Lopez and Kristen Andersen-Lopez (with Alan Menken reigning throughout!). Very often, they tell us more than the characters even know they're saying, and often they have a highly intelligent perspective on love, even without the context of the movie. Of course, true love is real, and some real people have experienced love at first sight. Disney never sold a lie about those things; it just presented them in a specific way. That means whatever your personal romantic situation, there's a Disney song that probably encapsulates it pretty thoroughly. Let's find yours!

Do you believe in love at first sight?
Absolutely! I've lived it!
Yes, though I have never experienced it.
Not really
No

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Have you ever been friends with someone who then become a romantic partner?
No, we were always in love.
Yes, it was great!
A couple times
No

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Are you actively focused on love right now?
Absolutely! It's top priority!
It's one of a couple of high priorities!
Not really
Definitely not

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What is the scariest thing about being in love?
I could lose my boo and then I'd just die!
I could be making a fool of myself.
I could be hurt very badly.
I don't know. I haven't been in love.

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How do your friends feel about your attitude toward love?
They think I am naive and starry-eyed.
They think it is pretty sensible.
They think I'm jaded and cynical.
They think I'm weird for not caring about it.

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Who are your real-world romantic role models?
Barack and Michelle
William and Kate
Jackie O and JFK
Lady Gaga

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What is the most romantic way to meet someone?
One of you saves the other from death!
You are friends who meet through other friends.
I don't think meetings are romantic.
While on vacation

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Have you ever been to a ball?
Yes! We go to several every year.
Just one. It was awesome.
Yes. I hated it.
No

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What is the worst thing about being single?
Loneliness
Not having your BFF with you
You could die and nobody would know.
Nothing! It's awesome.

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If you never found true love, how would you feel about that?
I would be crushed!
I would be sad.
I would focus on other things.
I wouldn't care.

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How old were you the first time you got into a relationship?
21
30 or over
Mid-20s
I still haven't.

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Is marriage the goal for you?
Of course!
I think so.
No thanks
I would take a lot of convincing.

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How long should you know someone before you tell them that you love them?
Say it once you know it! Sometimes you just know.
Until you are sure
Until they say it first
Until you are alone--no need to annoy other people

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What is the most romantic date you've ever been on?
Balloon ride
Mountain hike
Lovely French restaurant
Movie

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Which non-human animal shows us the truest example of smart loving?
Prairie vole - it falls in love and sticks it out!
Wolf - it tests its partner, then they are together forever once they know.
Lion - it shacks up but both sides have sidepieces, just in case.
Bonobos. They know free love!

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Has anyone ever accused you of commitment issues?
They say I commit too much. Does that count?
Nope
Yes, all the time
Once in a while

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Have you ever ended a relationship that you realized just wasn't working out?
Yes, but not as soon as I should have
Yes, in a wise way
No
I have never started a relationship!

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How many of your close friends are coupled up?
All of them
More than half
Almost none
About a third

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Would you feel safe if your boo went off on a trip without you?
I'd be fine. I trust them.
I'd be sad but OK.
I would hate that and worry constantly.
I don't have a boo!

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What term do you use to describe your boo that surprises people?
Hero
Best friend
For now
I don't have a boo.

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Did you always believe in true love when you were a kid?
Of course!
Not at all, actually, but now I do!
Yes, but I think I was wrong
No, and I still don't really.

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How is your parents' relationship doing?
Wonderful!
Very good
Horrible divorce
They are friendly.

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Which Disney movie do you think has the best message about love?
"Cinderella"
"Frozen"
"The Princess and the Frog"
"Pocahontas"

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Which Disney movie has the WORST message about love?
"Wall-E"
"The Little Mermaid"
"Snow White"
"Sleeping Beauty"

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What is your favorite scene in "Beauty and the Beast"?
The one where she gets the library
The one where he apologizes
The one where she leaves
The one where Lumiere and Babette get down

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Which Disney princess gets the happiest ending?
Aurora
Tiana
Anna
Moana

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Would you ever move to a different country to be with your beloved?
Of course
If I could find the right job
No
Probably not

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Which Disney sidekick would you most like to have by your side?
Zazu
Sebastian
Genie
Dory

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Would you rather have a great big wedding or a more modest one?
A big one!
A modest one
A huge one!
Registry office for me

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What could someone do to make you immediately think they might be your true love?
They would be nice to a puppy.
They would be polite to waiters.
They would tell me they are serious about me.
They could descend from heaven on a column of rose petals.

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