About This QuizNo matter how good - and how samey - orthodontics get, everyone's smile is unique. But some of us reveal more than others when we smile. Take this quiz to find out what you're telling the world!
Can you hide your feelings?
Most of the time
Do you love an offensive joke?
Yes but don't tell anyone
Yes, the edgier the better
Someone made a not-too-mean joke at your expense. What do you do?
Feel kind of small, honestly.
Offer a brief chortle.
Snicker nastily. They'll get theirs.
Be honest: have you ever bullied anyone?
Actually, I've been bullied a lot.
Only because they were really annoying.
All the time.
Were you in a clique in high school?
No, but I was quite popular as a floater.
No, the cliques hated me.
Yes, and I was teacher's pet too.
Who's the water cooler gossip in your workplace?
I am sometimes. Sorry.
Me and my friends.
Are you kind to animals?
Only if they're leashed.
I smile at them so their owners think I am.
No, they're stupid.
If you had to confront a really big spider, what would you do?
Leave and wait for someone else to deal with it.
Which would you prefer to do when you're in the foxhole?
A song to cheer us up.
To figure out who to hide behind.
Figure out who's most scared and make fun of them.
Do you like playing practical jokes?
No, that's mean.
No, but they happen to me a lot.
No, but only because I can't be bothered.
Are you goofy?
Yes. Check out my entire social media.
Occasionally, when others are doing it.
Who's your Game of Thrones role model?
You're out for a country walk and see an angry bear. What do you do?
Stay still and pray.
Kick my friend in the ankle, then run away.
There's one cupcake left. You've already had one. Your colleague just got to the break room, and has had none. What do you do?
Ask her if she wants it, and eat it if not.
Give it to her immediately.
I bite into it and then say, "Oh I'm sorry, did you want this one?"
I take it, of course. It's my cupcake.
How many selfies do you take per week on average?
A hundred or more
Do you change your profile picture more than twice a year?
Yes, if I get a really great pic.
I change it daily.
I change it monthly.
How much time do you spend on social media?
Enough to stay in touch.
Too much time, it's destroying my mental health.
All the time.
A little time.
Have you ever gone along with a bully so they wouldn't target you?
Yes, but I was only the lookout.
Yes, but I was never the ringleader.
I was the bully.
Do you ever lie just for fun?
Only to get out of a sticky situation.
Only to mess with people.
What makes you the most happy?
My friends, my boo, and snuggly puppies!
At a stand-up show, a so-called comedian makes fun of a disabled person's disability. What do you do?
Sit stony-faced. If it gets bad, boo or walk out.
Laugh, but concern troll the disabled person after the show.
At a party, are you first on the dance floor?
No, that's scary.
Of course. Admire me.
I'm too cool to dance.
Do you believe in karma?
Not really, but I do believe what goes around comes around if you're really negative and mean.
God, I hope not.
If you broke something that belonged to your friend, and they didn't know, what would you do?
Confess and apologize.
Confess and offer to pay.
I'd put it back and hope I'm out of there before they see it.
I'd plant it on someone else.
At the office, they sell donuts on the honor system, where you just put $1 in a basket and take a donut. You only have a $20, there's not enough change, and you really want a donut. What do you do?
Ask a friend for a buck. If I can't get one, take a donut but remember to pay double tomorrow.
Go without a donut.
Take a donut.
Take one donut, eat it, then take another donut for backup. Then lick all the other donuts, just 'cause.
Do you speak truth to power?
No, I'm scared.
No. Sycophancy is the course of the wise.
I am power, bitches.
Have you ever refused a job for ethical reasons?
No, but only because I was desperate.
That can't seriously be a thing people do. Can it?
I'd take a job because it's evil. The pay is better.
Are you comfortable with physical affection?
Yes, with my friends!
Only with my dog.
I hug and kiss everyone. It makes them like me.
I hug people who don't want to be hugged, because I can.
Does your culture think too much smiling is weird or fake?
Yes, which is why it's such a great tool.
What do you find embarrassing?
I don't embarrass easily.
Panicking in public.
Failing in public.
Being left out.