What Does Your Starbucks Order Say About Your Personality?

By: Ian Fortey
Estimated Completion Time
5 min
What Does Your Starbucks Order Say About Your Personality?
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About This Quiz

There are about 30,000 Starbucks locations all over the world, making it pretty clear that people really, really love a coffee. Or a latte. Frappuccino. Iced tea. Half sweet venti mocha chai with a squirt of caramel, coconut milk and a dash of cinnamon. You know, regular stuff.  With all of these people ordering Starbucks all over the place, it might make you wonder if any patterns or trends can be observed. The answer, of course, is yes.

A skilled observer can deduce so much from a Starbucks order. Maybe not one single drink, but if you tell us about what you like and what you don't like at Starbucks from all across their menu, we'll be able to paint a picture of who you are. Are we wizards? Coffeehouse psychologists? Cold brew cold readers? Well, maybe. The point is, a Starbucks order shows off a hundred and one subtle little quirks and personality traits that you may have no idea you're sharing with the rest of the world. So grab your a Cinnamon Toast Crunch Frappuccino, or just a Caffe Latte, and dive into the quiz. Before you know it, we'll have a clear insight into your very soul. Or at least your personality. 

You have a lot of toppings to choose from when you order from Starbucks. What do you always want on your drink?
Whipped cream
Matcha powder
Chocolate curls
Nothing, really

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Some people at Starbucks will go all out and order an incredibly complicated drink with toppings and flavor shots and all kinds of special instructions. Do you ever do that?
I'd totally do that.
If it makes a good drink
I feel embarrassed asking for too much.
My order is pretty straightforward.

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What's the best size for a drink first thing in the morning?
I need that Trenta.
Venti
Tall
Grande

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If you're getting a drink with a little boost of flavor, how many squirts are too many squirts?
Drown that drink in syrup!
I'll take a few.
Two for me
I just need one.

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Do you ever have to correct a barista when it comes to the name they write on your cup?
I often give a goofy name just for fun.
Let 'em write whatever they hear.
I try to be clear.
Not really

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Is there anything on the Starbucks menu that you would never want to order?
Salad. I don't need salad.
I'm willing to give anything a try.
I'm not big on the food there.
Probably a few things

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When you go to Starbucks, are you there for the long haul or is it a quick in and out?
I can post up in a Starbucks if I'm with friends.
I'll hang out if the mood strikes.
I probably just want my order to go.
I'll use the drive-thru if I can.

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What do you do if they mess up your order at Starbucks?
I'm going to have to make fun of someone for that.
I might like what they made me even better.
It depends on how bad they messed up.
I get them to fix the problem.

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Starbucks is infamous for weird and wacky Frappuccino blends. Which crazy kind would you try?
The Unicorn!
Cherry Pie Frappuccino
Strawberry Shortcake Frappuccino
Tuxedo Mocha Frappuccino

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Some Starbucks locations will whip you up a fresh salad if that's your thing. Which salad sounds best?
Green Goddess Avocado Salad
Za'atar Chicken & Lemon Tahini Salad
Seasoned Turkey & Green Pepper Pico
Grilled Chicken & Cauliflower Tabbouleh

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Have you ever gone to Starbucks and just ordered a coffee? Like a plain, black coffee?
Can you even do that?
Nope
Well, I don't drink it black, but sure.
If that's what I wanted

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Have you ever bought Starbucks brand coffee to brew at home?
Nah, don't see the point.
I go to Starbucks so I don't have to make coffee at home.
I have, but it's not the same.
I have.

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There's a whole world of tea available at Starbucks. What kind of tea do you think is best?
Chai tea
Green tea
Earl Grey tea
I'm not big on tea.

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Did you know there are actually three ways to get a cold coffee at Starbucks? Which way sounds best?
Iced Coffee
Nitro Cold Brew
Sweet Cream Cold Brew
I have to be honest; I do not care.

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In the winter months, Starbucks will bust out some seasonal favorites. Which one sounds best?
Peppermint White Hot Chocolate
Eggnog Creme
Caramel Brulee Creme
Pumpkin Spice Creme

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Everyone loves a latte, right? Pick the best latte of the bunch!
Butterbeer Latte
Chestnut Praline Latte
Pumpkin Spice Latte
Caffe Latte

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Maybe mocha is more your speed. What mocha drink sounds like a winner?
Raspberry Mocha Eggnog
Iced Peppermint White Chocolate Mocha
Salted Caramel Mocha
Caffe Mocha

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If you need something solid for breakfast, you could always try a bagel. Which kind is for you?
Chonga Bagel
Everything Bagel
Cinnamon Raisin Bagel
Plain Bagel

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On a hot day, something icy cool and fruity can be your friend. Which of these refreshers sounds tasty?
Pink Drink
Mango Dragonfruit Lemonade
Very Berry Hibiscus Lemonade
Strawberry Acai Lemonade

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Starbucks will straight up sell you a boxed lunch, just like mom used to make. Which kind would you try?
PB&J
Chicken Wrap
Smoked Turkey
Chicken & Quinoa Protein Bowl

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The more flavor shots you add, the more expensive your drink gets. There are rumors of people ordering drinks with over 60 shots that can cost $50. What do you think of that?
That's a hilarious way to troll Starbucks employees.
I want to know how it tastes.
I would never, ever do that.
That is 100% ridiculous.

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Coffee and donuts go together like tea and crumpets. Order yourself a donut!
Devil's Food Donut
Apple Cider Donut
Old-Fashioned Glazed Donut
I don't really like donuts.

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If you're feeling a little playful, there's always cake pops! What cake pop would you try?
Penguin Cake Pop
Mummy Cake Pop
Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Cake Pop
Peppermint Brownie Cake Pop

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It's time to get serious about iced tea. What kind would you try out?
Nitro Lemon Fog
Iced Green Tea Lemonade
Peach Citrus White Tea
Shaken Sweet Tea

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You can grab a bottled iced espresso drink from Starbucks if you're in a super big hurry. Which one would you pick?
Caramel Macchiato
Caffe Mocha
Vanilla Latte
No thanks!

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Starbucks does canned energy drinks for when you need that extra boost. What kind would you like?
Mexican Mocha
White Chocolate
Hazelnut
Vanilla

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If you don't have time for a Frappuccino right now, get one in a bottle! What kind do you want to try?
S'mores Frappuccino
Dulce de Leche Frappuccino
Caramel Frappuccino
Vanilla Frappuccino

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Feeling depleted? Good thing Starbucks does protein drinks, too. Which protein boost would you have?
Almond Protein Blended Cold Brew
Cacao Protein Blended Cold Brew
Protein Caramel
Protein Vanilla

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Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, you know. What hot breakfast from Starbucks is starting you off on the right foot?
Everything Croissant, Pastrami & Cheddar Breakfast Sandwich
Spicy Chorizo, Monterey Jack & Egg Breakfast Sandwich
Ham and Cheese Croissant
Ham, Swiss & Egg Breakfast Sandwich

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When lunch rolls up on you, why not order yourself a sandwich? Pick one!
Holiday Turkey & Stuffing Panini
Turkey Pesto Panini
Chicken & Double-Smoked Bacon
Chicken Caprese

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