What Does Your Starbucks Order Say About Your Personality?

Ian Fortey

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About This Quiz

There are about 30,000 Starbucks locations all over the world, making it pretty clear that people really, really love a coffee. Or a latte. Frappuccino. Iced tea. Half sweet venti mocha chai with a squirt of caramel, coconut milk and a dash of cinnamon. You know, regular stuff.  With all of these people ordering Starbucks all over the place, it might make you wonder if any patterns or trends can be observed. The answer, of course, is yes.

A skilled observer can deduce so much from a Starbucks order. Maybe not one single drink, but if you tell us about what you like and what you don't like at Starbucks from all across their menu, we'll be able to paint a picture of who you are. Are we wizards? Coffeehouse psychologists? Cold brew cold readers? Well, maybe. The point is, a Starbucks order shows off a hundred and one subtle little quirks and personality traits that you may have no idea you're sharing with the rest of the world. So grab your a Cinnamon Toast Crunch Frappuccino, or just a Caffe Latte, and dive into the quiz. Before you know it, we'll have a clear insight into your very soul. Or at least your personality. 

You have a lot of toppings to choose from when you order from Starbucks. What do you always want on your drink?

Some people at Starbucks will go all out and order an incredibly complicated drink with toppings and flavor shots and all kinds of special instructions. Do you ever do that?

What's the best size for a drink first thing in the morning?

If you're getting a drink with a little boost of flavor, how many squirts are too many squirts?

Do you ever have to correct a barista when it comes to the name they write on your cup?

Is there anything on the Starbucks menu that you would never want to order?

When you go to Starbucks, are you there for the long haul or is it a quick in and out?

What do you do if they mess up your order at Starbucks?

Starbucks is infamous for weird and wacky Frappuccino blends. Which crazy kind would you try?

Some Starbucks locations will whip you up a fresh salad if that's your thing. Which salad sounds best?

Have you ever gone to Starbucks and just ordered a coffee? Like a plain, black coffee?

Have you ever bought Starbucks brand coffee to brew at home?

There's a whole world of tea available at Starbucks. What kind of tea do you think is best?

Did you know there are actually three ways to get a cold coffee at Starbucks? Which way sounds best?

In the winter months, Starbucks will bust out some seasonal favorites. Which one sounds best?

Everyone loves a latte, right? Pick the best latte of the bunch!

Maybe mocha is more your speed. What mocha drink sounds like a winner?

If you need something solid for breakfast, you could always try a bagel. Which kind is for you?

On a hot day, something icy cool and fruity can be your friend. Which of these refreshers sounds tasty?

Starbucks will straight up sell you a boxed lunch, just like mom used to make. Which kind would you try?

The more flavor shots you add, the more expensive your drink gets. There are rumors of people ordering drinks with over 60 shots that can cost $50. What do you think of that?

Coffee and donuts go together like tea and crumpets. Order yourself a donut!

If you're feeling a little playful, there's always cake pops! What cake pop would you try?

It's time to get serious about iced tea. What kind would you try out?

You can grab a bottled iced espresso drink from Starbucks if you're in a super big hurry. Which one would you pick?

Starbucks does canned energy drinks for when you need that extra boost. What kind would you like?

If you don't have time for a Frappuccino right now, get one in a bottle! What kind do you want to try?

Feeling depleted? Good thing Starbucks does protein drinks, too. Which protein boost would you have?

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, you know. What hot breakfast from Starbucks is starting you off on the right foot?

When lunch rolls up on you, why not order yourself a sandwich? Pick one!

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