What Does Your Wardrobe Say About You?
By: Zoe Samuel
About This Quiz
Whether you have a signature style or you throw on whatever's in the closet, your wardrobe tells the world a lot about you. What are you putting out there with the clothes on your back?
How many shoes do you own?
Can you walk in high heels?
Is practicality important?
It is the most important.
Do you have more than four pairs of jeans?
Yes, in many colors and styles
No, that's all I have time to deal with mentally.
Yes, though some are falling to bits.
What about more than one pair of walking boots?
No, just one pair I do not use much.
I do not have any walking boots.
How many wears can you get out of a pair of tights before you inevitably ladder them?
I don't know, I don't have time to get into tights right now.
Who do you hope to impress?
I don't think about clothing that way.
Who's a fashion icon for you?
Anyone who can leave the house dressed every day
Would you rather be fashionable or stylish?
I guess stylish because I do not know what is fashionable.
Do you know how to dress your body type to make it awesome?
Yes, I can hide a multitude of sins.
Would you consider yourself good at shopping?
Do you have any ethical considerations when you shop, like ensuring the clothing is sweatshop-free?
Yes, I don't wear cruel clothing - fur, sweatshop clothes, etc.
Yes, I only wear natural fibers.
I usually buy American-made brands because the quality is important for staying warm and safe.
Do you wear more skirts or pants?
Do you own a suit?
Two - one skirt, one pantsuit
One, but I can't remember when I last wore it.
What color palette suits you best?
Do you own any logo tees?
A few for nerdy franchises I like
A couple for singers I like
Do you own any clothing people might consider controversial?
Well, I have a shirt that is falling to bits.
A gun belt, does that count?
How much of your wardrobe would you say is dry-clean only?
Do you own anything with pinstripes on it?
A few things but not any suits
How many tank tops do you have?
None, I wear blouses and shells.
All of them. I have all the tanks.
Do you own a strapless bra?
I do, but I never use it.
How about a nude strapless push-up bra?
Wow, that sounds amazing, where would I get one?
Do you know how to accessorize?
I wear a couple subtle things
I wear a piece now and again just to remind everyone I can.
What jewelry is on your hands right now?
A bracelet, nail art, and four totally awesome rings
With what one wardrobe item is it always worth buying the expensive version?
A great pair of walking boots
Would you wear something twice if the first time it gave you a blister?
Yes, if it were a glamorous heel
Of course not, I'd send it back.
Only if it were brand new walking boots that I had to break in.
Do you choose what to wear the night before, or morning of?
I plan the whole week on Sunday.
There are people who plan their outfits? What sorcery is this?
I just chuck on whatever's handy.
What outfit makes you feel your most sexy?
A fabulous dress with some twist like biker boots or a cool leather jacket
Lingerie under a power suit
Have you ever not been sure whether something was clean, but wore it anyway?
Do you consider the contents of your wardrobe to be lots of clothes, or a variety of outfits?