What Does Your Wardrobe Say About You?

By: Zoe Samuel
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
What Does Your Wardrobe Say About You?
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About This Quiz

Whether you have a signature style or you throw on whatever's in the closet, your wardrobe tells the world a lot about you. What are you putting out there with the clothes on your back?
How many shoes do you own?
More than I can count
16 pairs
I don't know, eight?
7 pairs

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Can you walk in high heels?
Yes
I can run on them!
Yes, but why would I?
No

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Is practicality important?
Not really
Not at all
Yes
It is the most important.

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Do you have more than four pairs of jeans?
Yes, in many colors and styles
No, I wear skirts.
No, that's all I have time to deal with mentally.
Yes, though some are falling to bits.

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What about more than one pair of walking boots?
No, just one pair I do not use much.
I do not have any walking boots.
I have one old pair.
I have four pairs.

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How many wears can you get out of a pair of tights before you inevitably ladder them?
Half a dozen
More than 20
I don't know, I don't have time to get into tights right now.
One

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Who do you hope to impress?
My friends
My colleagues
No one
I don't think about clothing that way.

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Who's a fashion icon for you?
Betsey Johnson
Tilda Swinton
Anyone who can leave the house dressed every day
Temple Grandin

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Would you rather be fashionable or stylish?
Fashionable
Both
I don't care!
I guess stylish because I do not know what is fashionable.

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Do you know how to dress your body type to make it awesome?
Of course
Yes, I can hide a multitude of sins.
I used to.
No, I wish.

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Would you consider yourself good at shopping?
Yes, very
Yes, fairly
I don't know any more.
No

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Do you have any ethical considerations when you shop, like ensuring the clothing is sweatshop-free?
Yes, I don't wear cruel clothing - fur, sweatshop clothes, etc.
Yes, I only wear natural fibers.
I wear whatever.
I usually buy American-made brands because the quality is important for staying warm and safe.

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Do you wear more skirts or pants?
Both
Skirts
Whatever's handy.
Pants

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Do you own a suit?
Two - one skirt, one pantsuit
Ten
One, but I can't remember when I last wore it.
LOL no

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What color palette suits you best?
Vibrant colors
Pastels
I don't know, blue?
Autumnal colors

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Do you own any logo tees?
A few for nerdy franchises I like
No, those are for kids
Sure
A couple for singers I like

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Do you own any clothing people might consider controversial?
Oh, yes
Absolutely not
Well, I have a shirt that is falling to bits.
A gun belt, does that count?

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How much of your wardrobe would you say is dry-clean only?
20 items
Most of it
None of it
4 items

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Do you own anything with pinstripes on it?
A few things but not any suits
Yes, a few suits
Yes, a sporting jersey
No

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How many tank tops do you have?
Six
None, I wear blouses and shells.
20?
All of them. I have all the tanks.

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Do you own a strapless bra?
Of course, two
Of course, many
No
I do, but I never use it.

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How about a nude strapless push-up bra?
Yes, one
Yes, two
What is that?
Wow, that sounds amazing, where would I get one?

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Do you know how to accessorize?
I sure do
I wear a couple subtle things
No idea
I wear a piece now and again just to remind everyone I can.

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What jewelry is on your hands right now?
A bracelet, nail art, and four totally awesome rings
Two pretty rings
None
One plain ring

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With what one wardrobe item is it always worth buying the expensive version?
A winter coat
A suit
A pair of good jeans
A great pair of walking boots

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Would you wear something twice if the first time it gave you a blister?
No
Yes, if it were a glamorous heel
Of course not, I'd send it back.
Only if it were brand new walking boots that I had to break in.

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Do you choose what to wear the night before, or morning of?
A little of both
I plan the whole week on Sunday.
There are people who plan their outfits? What sorcery is this?
I just chuck on whatever's handy.

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What outfit makes you feel your most sexy?
A fabulous dress with some twist like biker boots or a cool leather jacket
Lingerie under a power suit
Nothing
A skirt

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Have you ever not been sure whether something was clean, but wore it anyway?
Once
Ew, no
Yes, all the time
Occasionally

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Do you consider the contents of your wardrobe to be lots of clothes, or a variety of outfits?
Outfits
Mostly outfits
All clothes
Mostly clothes

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