In What Era Did You Turn Into a Vampire?

By: Amanda Monell
Estimated Completion Time
5 min
In What Era Did You Turn Into a Vampire?
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About This Quiz

When Bram Stoker wrote "Dracula," he didn't realize that the monster he created would become bigger than the 400-page novel. There have been numerous versions of the bloodthirsty vampire crawling across pages of books, lurking on television sets, and roaring on the silver screen. 

In literature, aside from Dracula himself, you'll find creepy Kurt Barlow living in Steven King's "Salem's Lot," they angsty Cullen family in the "Twilight" series, and in children's literature, Bunnicula, a rabbit who instead of feasting on blood, feasted on vegetable juice in a book series by the same name. 

In television, Barnabas Collins steamed up the soap circuit in "Dark Shadows," vampires Spike and Angel helped keep Sunnydale trouble free in "Buffy the Vampire Slayer," and on "Adventure Time," Marceline plays a fantastic bass while eating red things. Of course, with film, many are adaptations of both television shows and books. What we're trying to tell you is that if you have a desire to hang out with a vampire, we're betting we can find the bloodsucker to suit your needs.

Just as there are as many perks to being a vampire, there are an equal amount of drawbacks. While you get to see history get made, you may end up getting frustrated with humanity's inability to learn from previous mistakes. You get to live forever, but you watch your family and friends grow old and eventually pass away. And even though you may hate being outside during the day, feeling the sun against your skin will be a thing of the past.

We already know if you were to become a vampire, you'd be the biggest and baddest bloodsucker around.  But the question you have is when would have been the best time to become a bloodsucker? One way for you to find out is to sink your teeth into this quiz.

What would you say is the best thing about being a vampire?
The superheroic powers.
The power.
The knowledge.
Nothing.

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Before becoming a vampire, what kind of work did you do?
I worked in IT.
I worked in the church.
I was a teacher.
I was in the food service industry.

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What was the hardest lesson for you to learn as a vampire?
I always forgot not to go out until the sun set.
I forget that I shouldn't eat food.
I always forget to keep my vampirism a secret.
I forget that I can't go into churches.

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Sometimes, vampiric leaders will use brute force to keep the others in line. Which of these punishments have you witnessed?
I saw someone get their hands chopped off.
I think the question is which ones HAVEN'T I witnessed?
I've seen people burn to death.
I have seen decapitations.

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What is the best gift you've received from a mortal who wanted to become a vampire?
Mortals don't know that I'm a vampire.
Their firstborn child.
A piece of art from my favorite artist.
I didn't accept any gifts.

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You've let time get the best of you and need to find shelter before the sun rises. Which of these spaces would you sleep in?
I'd sleep in a public bathroom.
I would sleep in someone's cellar.
I'd sleep in a storeroom.
I'd sleep in a sewer.

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Which of these vampiric enemies are you the most afraid of?
Werewolves.
They are all equally threatening.
Other vampires.
Angry mobs.

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Is there any particular food that you miss?
I miss French fries.
I miss eating fruit.
I miss pastries.
I miss eating bread.

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Have you had any followers?
I've got a pretty decent following on Twitter and Instagram.
I have had structures built to worship me.
I've had a few people follow my intellectual pursuits.
No.

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What was the first fight you had with your sire over?
We had a fight over who I should hang out with.
We had a fight over religion.
We had a debate over something philosophical.
We had a lovers' quarrel.

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When you awoke that first night after you were embraced, was it hard to drink from another person?
I told myself it was either them or me, so it was pretty easy for me.
It was super easy for me to do.
Yes, I actually drank animal blood.
I struggled with it, but eventually got used to it.

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Do you have any ghouls?
Not yet.
I've had many ghouls, but I don't need them now.
I have many ghouls.
I have a ghoul.

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Who do you turn to when you get into trouble?
I go to my sire.
I don't go to anyone, I can solve my own problems.
I go to a sibling.
I go to my best friend.

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Which historic event do you remember living through?
The collapse of the Berlin Wall.
The construction of the pyramids.
The Revolutionary War.
The Crusades.

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What kind of blood is your favorite?
I like filtered blood.
Virgin blood is the best.
Drugged blood is pretty fun to drink.
I'll drink any kind of blood.

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What is the highest level of education that you've received?
I've got a bachelor's degree.
I have a masters degree.
I dropped out of school.
I've got a high school diploma.

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Which animal associated with vampires would you like to turn into?
I'd like to turn into a wolf.
I'd like to turn into a bat.
I'd rather turn into a fine mist.
I'd like to turn into a rat.

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When you were first introduced into vampiric society, how did things go?
Things went okay.
I was kept out of the society.
I made a fantastic impression.
It was absolutely a wretched experience.

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Are you and your sire still close?
Yes.
No, we had a disagreement a long time ago.
We would be, but they're dead.
No, they tried to kill me.

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Which accessory associated with vampires would you wear or use?
I'd avoid all of them.
I'd wear a brooch.
I would wear all of them.
I'd wear a cape.

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What was the last thing you thought about when your life was being drained from you?
I thought about turning my alarm clock off.
I was thinking about how I could serve my god better.
I was thinking about what I'd miss.
I was thinking about how charming my sire was.

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Would you say that you're still under your sire's tutelage?
No, but I'm always learning something new from everyone I meet.
Yes, I'm still a baby vampire.
No; others look to me for advice.
No, but I wouldn't mind seeing them again.

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How do you think you'll meet your end?
My own stupidity will kill me.
An angry mob will kill me.
Another vampire will be my end.
A hunter will catch me.

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What is the most modern piece of technology in your home?
I've got a tablet.
I have a radio.
I think the question is what DON'T I have?
I've got a gaming system.

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What did your sire promise before embracing you?
They promised me the opportunity to observe history for an eternity.
They promised me fame and riches.
They promised me their companionship.
They promised me power.

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If applicable, how did your sire lure you away from the group of people you were with?
I didn't have a group.
My group volunteered me to go with them.
We talked all night.
We danced all night.

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Where were you when you met your sire?
I was at a party.
I was at the library.
I was at church.
I was at a family gathering.

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Which vampire cliche is the most stupid?
That we only live in castles.
That we can't change with the times.
That we can communicate with animals.
That we can turn into bats.

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What do you miss the most from your mortal life?
I miss having a reflection.
I miss feeling the sun on my face.
I miss eating food and drinking good wine.
I miss being able to go anywhere I want without worrying about getting burned or even worse.

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Before becoming a vampire, did you study them?
I played some of the games.
No.
I read some of the books.
Vampires were mainstream, so studying wasn't necessary.

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