What Facial Hair Should You Actually Have Based on Your Morning Routine?

By: Alex Wittman

What Facial Hair Should You Actually Have Based on Your Morning Routine?
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About This Quiz

We are NOT morning people. Like, at all. Basically, there’s nothing we hate more than the sound of our alarm clocks, and not a day goes by that we don’t hit the snooze button at least — well, until we can’t anymore. When we do finally get out of bed, the scramble to get to work or school on-time is pretty cray.

But enough about us. Everyone’s morning routine is different, and we want to know about yours. From even before your feet hit the floor to your go-to breakfast to the moment you lock the door behind you, we’re low-key big interested in your A.M. happenings. As always, there’s something in it for you, fam. Answer our questions about your morning routine, and we’ll tell you what facial hair your should actually have.

Mustache, goatee ... soul patch?! Who knows, it’s quite possible you’ve been rocking the wrong facial hair for years and years and YEARS. Remember that kid who was so pumped when those first whiskers sprouted on his face? Take this quiz for THAT kid. Don’t let him down! Take our quiz and find out what facial hair you should actually have based on your morning routine!

Tocsin On a normal day, what time does your alarm go off?
No later than 6:30 a.m.
Around 7 a.m.
Idk, like, 7:30-8 a.m.?
Dude, never before 9 a.m.

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snooze Are you a fan of the snooze button?
Nah, I jump right outta bed!
Only if I had a late night
Here and there
I'd be dead without it.

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Texting First things first: You've gotta check your phone. What app are you peeping first?
Email
Twitter
Facebook
Instagram

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Bunny Slippers When you finally make the move to get out of bed, do you put on slippers?
Always!
Maybe, if I can find them.
Nah, I go barefoot.
Do socks or flip flops count?

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Coffee What's up first in your morning routine?
Shower
Coffee
Meditation
Tbh, it's different every day.

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Morning workout If you work out in the a.m., which activity are you most likely to do for exercise?
Running
Biking
Yoga
Lifting weights

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Can You Name These Continental Breakfast Dishes? 2 No cap, is breakfast the most important meal of the day?
That's what the experts say!
Personally, I prefer dinner.
I'm more of a lunch person.
I almost never eat breakfast.

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Coffee Pour us a cup rn, plz. How do you take your coffee?
Tbh, I don't really like coffee.
Black AF
I'm all about milk alternatives.
A caffeine drip right into my vein would be perf.

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Closet On average, how long does it take you to choose your outfit?
I usually lay it out the night before.
Hmmm, some days it's a struggle.
No more than 10 minutes
It takes two seconds bc I just throw on whatever.

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Lunch Box When you're in a hurry, what part of your morning routine are you most likely to skip?
Packing lunch
Breakfast
Shower
All of it

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Shave How often do you shave your face?
Every day
Every other day
Maybe once a week
Only when someone makes me

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Bearded man getting ready for the day morning routine ATM, how much time do you spend on your facial hair in the morning?
10 minutes (or more)
5 minutes (or less)
2 minutes
0 minutes

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Listening to Music When you're bopping around the house getting ready, what are you usually listening to?
TV news
Podcasts
Music
It really just depends on my mood.

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What % VSCO Girl is Your Personal Style Aesthetic? 3 On the whole, which best describes your personal style?
Classic
Edgy
Hippie
Personal style? Lol

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sleeping man When you don't have to be at work or school or whatever, what time do you usually wake up?
I still like an early start.
8 a.m., at the latest
9:30 a.m., at the latest
I could sleep all day.

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Bearded stylish man posing Do you ever mix it up with your facial hair?
No, I know what looks good on me.
Sometimes, but not often
Yes, I like to keep it interesting!
Dude, I just do whatever is easiest.

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Sleeping We need a solid eight. Ideally, how many hours of sleep do you like to get?
Tbh, I do just fine with five hours.
Six to seven hours
I need eight hours too!
I could never get enough sleep.

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Full Beard Scary hairy. What's the longest you've ever gone without shaving?
Never more than one day
Maybe, like, a week?
Two weeks, max
You don't wanna know.

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Make bed At what point in your morning routine do you make your bed?
First thing!
Whenever I can fit it in (but I almost always do!)
I only make it on the weekends.
People actually make their beds?

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Man in pajamas applying toothpaste on the toothbrush Okay, this is a hot topic. When do you usually brush your teeth?
Before breakfast
After breakast
Last thing before I leave the house
Gum is fine, right?

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Man Prepares Shake After Workout All in all, my dude, how long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
For my whole routine, an hour or so.
Less than one hour
Less than 30 minutes
However long it takes me to roll out of bed

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Handsome guy with ukelele Does your job or school have any rules about facial hair?
Yes, but that's okay with me.
Yes, and I wish they'd relax.
Actually, I've never checked.
Nope!

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Forgot keys at home Leave the house without Before you leave the house, what item do you double check to make sure you have with you?
My keys
My sunglasses
My headphones
My phone

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VioletaStoimenova How does your significant other feel about facial hair?
I don't have a significant other.
They like it!
They're not that into it.
We've never discussed it.

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Iron Man Which superhero would you most like to grab a morning coffee with?
Captain America
Iron Man
Spider-Man
Wolverine

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Too Tired
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If you oversleep your alarm, how do you deal?
That would never happen.
I'd rush to get ready as fast as possible.
Just breathe and take my time. Stuff happens!
Lol, that wouldn't be anything new.

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Pancakes What's your go-to breakfast?
Pancakes or waffles
Cereal or oatmeal
Yogurt with fruit
Coffee and more coffee

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Thinking Person9 Think back. How did you feel when you first started growing facial hair?
A little embarrassed about the wispiness
I was proud!
Idk, it seemed cool, I guess.
I felt like a man.

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Ladies Can We Guess What Kind of Facial Hair You Like on Your Man 2 What type of facial hair would you never be caught dead with?
Chin strap
Mutton chops
Neckbeard
Clean shaven

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Journaling If you had more time, what would you like to add to your morning routine?
Journaling
Meditation
A well-rounded breakfast
More sleep!

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