We are NOT morning people. Like, at all. Basically, there’s nothing we hate more than the sound of our alarm clocks, and not a day goes by that we don’t hit the snooze button at least — well, until we can’t anymore. When we do finally get out of bed, the scramble to get to work or school on-time is pretty cray.

But enough about us. Everyone’s morning routine is different, and we want to know about yours. From even before your feet hit the floor to your go-to breakfast to the moment you lock the door behind you, we’re low-key big interested in your A.M. happenings. As always, there’s something in it for you, fam. Answer our questions about your morning routine, and we’ll tell you what facial hair your should actually have.

Mustache, goatee ... soul patch?! Who knows, it’s quite possible you’ve been rocking the wrong facial hair for years and years and YEARS. Remember that kid who was so pumped when those first whiskers sprouted on his face? Take this quiz for THAT kid. Don’t let him down! Take our quiz and find out what facial hair you should actually have based on your morning routine!