What Facial Hair Should You Actually Have Based on Your Morning Routine?

BEAUTY & FASHION

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Alex Wittman

5 Min Quiz

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About This Quiz

We are NOT morning people. Like, at all. Basically, there’s nothing we hate more than the sound of our alarm clocks, and not a day goes by that we don’t hit the snooze button at least — well, until we can’t anymore. When we do finally get out of bed, the scramble to get to work or school on-time is pretty cray.

But enough about us. Everyone’s morning routine is different, and we want to know about yours. From even before your feet hit the floor to your go-to breakfast to the moment you lock the door behind you, we’re low-key big interested in your A.M. happenings. As always, there’s something in it for you, fam. Answer our questions about your morning routine, and we’ll tell you what facial hair your should actually have.

Mustache, goatee ... soul patch?! Who knows, it’s quite possible you’ve been rocking the wrong facial hair for years and years and YEARS. Remember that kid who was so pumped when those first whiskers sprouted on his face? Take this quiz for THAT kid. Don’t let him down! Take our quiz and find out what facial hair you should actually have based on your morning routine!

On a normal day, what time does your alarm go off?

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Are you a fan of the snooze button?

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First things first: You've gotta check your phone. What app are you peeping first?

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When you finally make the move to get out of bed, do you put on slippers?

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What's up first in your morning routine?

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If you work out in the a.m., which activity are you most likely to do for exercise?

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No cap, is breakfast the most important meal of the day?

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Pour us a cup rn, plz. How do you take your coffee?

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On average, how long does it take you to choose your outfit?

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When you're in a hurry, what part of your morning routine are you most likely to skip?

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How often do you shave your face?

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ATM, how much time do you spend on your facial hair in the morning?

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When you're bopping around the house getting ready, what are you usually listening to?

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On the whole, which best describes your personal style?

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When you don't have to be at work or school or whatever, what time do you usually wake up?

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Do you ever mix it up with your facial hair?

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We need a solid eight. Ideally, how many hours of sleep do you like to get?

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Scary hairy. What's the longest you've ever gone without shaving?

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At what point in your morning routine do you make your bed?

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Okay, this is a hot topic. When do you usually brush your teeth?

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All in all, my dude, how long does it take you to get ready in the morning?

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Does your job or school have any rules about facial hair?

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Before you leave the house, what item do you double check to make sure you have with you?

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How does your significant other feel about facial hair?

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Which superhero would you most like to grab a morning coffee with?

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If you oversleep your alarm, how do you deal?

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What's your go-to breakfast?

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Think back. How did you feel when you first started growing facial hair?

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What type of facial hair would you never be caught dead with?

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If you had more time, what would you like to add to your morning routine?

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