What Fast Food Restaurant Are You and Your Significant Other?

By: Teresa McGlothlin
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
What Fast Food Restaurant Are You and Your Significant Other?
Image: Wiki Commons by Bryan Hong

About This Quiz

When you and your significant other met, you formed a union more beautiful than the Golden Arches at night. No matter which one of you wears the paper crown in your relationship, we're certain that together you form one of the world's most famous fast food restaurants! After we get to know both of you, we'll let you know which one you're most like. 

As we chow our way through this quiz, we are going to touch on your life together and your relationships with food. Every answer you give us will help to paint a caloric picture of the kind of couple you are. Once we know enough about you to feel like a third wheel in your relationship, we'll match you up with the fast-food giant you and your significant other are - if, of course, you could be a fast food restaurant. 

You might think the two of you are as spicy as the hottest item on the Taco Bell menu but do your friends see you as being as hot as a fresh batch of McDonald's fries? Let us into your relationship, and we'll drive you thru to the answer. Then, you can take your sweetie out for a special fast-food dinner! 

Which one of you eats out more often?
We both eat out a lot.
My significant other eats more fast food than me.
I'm the guilty party.
We rarely eat out.

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What kind of takeout would you order?
Mexican
Indian
Thai
Chinese

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How does your significant other like their steak?
My SO doesn't eat steak.
It has to be like a hockey puck.
It should still be bleeding.
My SO prefers steak cooked to medium.

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Which snack food do you keep most of in your home?
Doritos
Twinkies
Potato chips
Pretzels

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Which one of you is the better cook?
I think we skipped that class.
I'm a much better cook.
My partner is better in the kitchen.
I think it's a tie.

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What might you try to sneak into your partner's diet?
Broccoli
I wouldn't do something so sneaky.
Fruit
Fiber

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Who gets the hangriest?
That would be my partner.
We both have our moments.
My partner keeps a Snicker's on hand.
That's a tough call.

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What do you wish your partner would eat less of?
Beans
Chips
Fries
Eggs

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Which one of you could go vegetarian?
My partner is vegan/vegetarian.
I could do it, no problem.
We would croak.
We've tried it with no success.

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Which condiment does your significant other use most?
Hot sauce
Ketchup
Mayo
Mustard

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Which food word would you use to describe your bedroom life?
Savory
Spicy
Salty
Bland

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What would you cook for a romantic dinner?
Lobster
Filet Mignon
Pizza
Spaghetti

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Which one of you snacks more?
I can't help it!
We try to avoid snacks.
My partner snacks nonstop!
We're snackaholics.

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Who does the grocery shopping?
We take turns.
We have them delivered.
I do the shopping.
My partner does the shopping.

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What would your spouse order from Taco Bell?
Cheesy Gordita Crunch
Chips and salsa
7-Layer Burrito
You'll have to ask them.

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Who would win in a fight over the last piece of bacon?
My partner's going down!
We would split it.
We would give it to the dog.
I would let my partner have it.

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What flavor ice cream would you take home for a night in?
Vanilla
Rocky Road
Chocolate
Mint Chocolate Chip

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Your partner brings you breakfast in bed. What is it?
A bowl of Fruit Loops.
Eggs, bacon, and toast.
Avocado toast.
Waffles and sausage.

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Which food does your significant other like the least?
Oatmeal
Brussel sprouts
Okra
Liver

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Which one of you is more adventurous with food?
My significant other will try anything.
We like to play it safe.
We're both adventurous with food.
I'm the adventurous one.

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Do either of you have a green thumb?
I grow a few tomatoes sometimes.
We were not given that gift.
My partner loves to garden.
We want to buy a farm.

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What kind of soup would you serve a sick sweetheart?
Lentil
Tomato
Chicken Noodle
Minestrone

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Who is the sloppier eater?
Guilty!
We're both like pigs at a trough.
My partner needs a bib.
We have very refined manners, thank you.

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Who has more expensive taste in food?
We're down-to-earth in that department.
I'm the expensive one.
My partner has an expensive diet.
We try to eat fresh and organic.

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Which desert would you choose for the two of you?
Caramel Apple Empanada
Hot Fudge Sundae
Tiramisu
Fruit Parfait

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What would your significant other throw on the grill?
My partner avoids the grill.
Ribs
Salmon
Pork Chops

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Do the two of you like sushi?
I love sushi!
Ewwww.
We can tear up some sushi.
My partner likes it more than me.

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If your partner were a flavor, what flavor would they be?
Peanut butter
Lime
Peach
Cinnamon

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Which one of you likes wine most?
We are huge fans of wine.
We don't drink.
We prefer beer.
I think we're tied.

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Who does the dishes most often?
Our kids do them.
It's my job.
It's my partner's job.
We let the dishwasher handle it.

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