What Flavor of Mountain Dew Are You?

By: Ian Fortey

What Flavor of Mountain Dew Are You?
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About This Quiz

Barney and Ally Hartman invented Mountain Dew back in 1940. The formula was tweaked in 1958, and it's been a staple of the Pepsi line up since 1961. That's a lot of years on getting jazzed on a pseudo-citrus sugar bomb that refreshes like nothing else.  

And not only has Mountain Dew thrived, it's grown like a weed. Original gave way to dozens of different flavors. Some have just been limited-time offerings, some are only available in certain places and others have carved a niche for themselves as flavors that stand on their own two feet. There's a heck of a lot of Dew to go around, and at least one probably appeals to everyone, assuming you like soda, or pop, at all depending on where you live. 

Since Mountain Dew offers such a great variety, it seems entirely plausible to guess that the different varieties may even represent the different personalities of people in the world. What Dew do you do? If you answer some questions for us, we'll not only learn about your Dew proclivities, we'll nail down your sweet, carbonated inner self and determine which Dew is the internal you. Can you believe it? Take the quiz and do the Dew for you!

Mountain Dew spent years advertising itself as a drink for extreme thirsts. How extreme is your thirst?
Four-alarm fire extreme!
I'm like the inventor of extreme.
I'm mysteriously extreme.
I'm kind of extreme, but not crazy extreme.

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Name the best citrus fruit of all citrus fruits that is neither a lemon nor a lime!
Yuzu
Orange
Buddha's Hand
Grapefruit

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Which Guardian of the Galaxy was the best? Yes, this is a Mountain Dew question.
Rocket Racoon
Star-Lord
Groot
Gamora

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Pick the best extreme sport that takes place on the water!
Wakeboarding
Surfing
Cave Diving
White Water Rafting

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What's the best food to eat alongside a frosty-cold Mountain Dew?
A thick, juicy steak
Tacos
Some delicious chocolate.
Fruit salad.

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Speaking of mountains, if you were going to climb a mountain, which one would it be?
Fuji
Everest
Kilimanjaro
Hood

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Dew is just condensation, but precipitation is where the action is. What's your favorite kind?
Snow
Rain
Hail
Sleet

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If you were mixing your dew, what would be the base?
Ice cream float!
Sparkling water, for a spritzer.
Anything stiff.
Flat water to dilute it a little bit.

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What's the best kind of hairdo?
Beehive
Mohawk
Shaved bald
Pixie cut

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If someone is having a big to do of a party and wants you to bring a dish, what will you bring?
Chili
Potato Salad
Jerk Chicken
Veggies and Dip

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There's a bomb on a bus. If the bus drops below 50 the bomb will explode. What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO??
Call Keanu Reeves for help.
Watch "Speed" on my phone.
See if a bus can go over 100.
Why am I on a bus?

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How do you do?
Quite well, thanks for asking.
Good, and you?
The Dude abides.
I'm doing.

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What exactly do you think of when you hear the term "Code Red?"
Deliciousness.
"A Few Good Men."
A fire.
Hospital warning codes

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Do the words "Live Wire" mean anything to you?
Orange goodness.
Electricity?
Someone who's full of energy.
A safety hazard.

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How do you feel about enjoying a little Baja Blast?
It makes me want Taco Bell.
Ooh, sounds fun.
I feel very good about this.
I've never been to Baja.

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Tell us your thoughts on White Out.
It's smooth citrus deliciousness!
It's the Dewmocratic choice!
Dang snow storms!
The stuff that you use to correct errors written in pen?

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Does anything in specific come to mind when you think of Pitch Black?
Roof tar?
Vin Diesel fighting aliens.
Citrus and grape goodness.
I need a flashlight.

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What comes to mind if we mention the word Voltage?
Raspberry citrus refreshment.
The circuit boards I used to play with as a kid.
Power!
Ampage and wattage.

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Suppose the store was fresh out of Mountain Dew. What would you drink instead?
Cream Soda
Sprite
Grape Crush
Ginger Ale

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Mountain Dew is all citrus-based, but there are lots of other delicious fruit categories. Pick the best one!
Melons
Berries
Stone fruit
Pomes

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What's the best kind of non-fruit flavored soda on the market?
Dr. Pepper
Cola
Root Beer
Tab

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Best way to enjoy a delicious Mountain Dew?
Bottled.
On ice.
Right out of the can.
As a slushie.

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What's the best extreme sport you can do on land?
Parkour
Skateboarding
Mountain Biking
Dirt Biking

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Which "do" movie is the best?
"Dudley Do-Right."
"Do the Right Thing"
"What We Do in the Shadows"
"That Thing You Do."

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"Do" is a motivational word when you think about it. What's the best "do" quote?
"Just do it."
"Do or do not. There is no try."
"Do one thing every day that scares you."
"Don't just sit there. Do something!"

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The flipside of "do" is "don't." Pick the best "don't" movie!
"Don't Be Afraid of the Dark."
"You Don't Mess With the Zohan."
"Don't Breathe."
"Boys Don't Cry."

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"Don't" sounds a little negative but it makes for some great songs. What's the best "don't" song?
"Don't Speak"
"Don't Stop Me Now"
"Don't Fear the Reaper"
"Don't Stop Believin'"

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It's to get really extreme. How much Mountain dew do you think you could drink in one go?
Maybe three cans?
Two cans!
A whole 2-liter bottle.
One can is probably good.

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Suppose you were trapped on a deserted island. What one thing would you want to have with you, aside from a boat?
Some way to start fire.
Shelter.
A knife.
A fishing pole.

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If you could be any animal in the world, what would it be?
Wolf
Eagle
Tiger
Turtle

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