What Haircut Should You Actually Have Based on Your Morning Routine?

By: Alex Wittman

What Haircut Should You Actually Have Based on Your Morning Routine?
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About This Quiz

Name a worse sound than the alarm going off in the morning. We'll wait. 

Even if (by, like, a total miracle) we stopped scrolling Instagram before midnight and actually got some decent shuteye, that wakeup call is still savage. Some people (read: us) hit the snooze button four or five times before even considering getting out from under the covers. Other people (read: not us) jump right out of bed to get their day started. If that's you, you're #GOALS. 

Anyone adulting to even the tiniest degree has a morning routine, and we want to know all about yours. Are you sipping coffee or celery juice? Do you meditate or make lunch? How often are you dashing out the door, and what's the likelihood of you actually being on time? 

But, you know us; we're not being nosy for nothing. Answer our questions about your morning routine, and we'll reveal what haircut you should actually have. Tbh, the lewk we prescribe might very well change your life. With that possibility, you'd be cray not to take this quiz!

Come on, what have you got to lose? Take our quiz to find out what haircut you should have based on your morning routine! 

Tocsin On a normal day of the week (when you've got adulting on the agenda), what time does your alarm go off?
Tbh, I never set an alarm.
At least 6:30 a.m. (but sometimes earlier)
Idk, between 7 a.m. and 7:30 a.m.?
I don't function before 8 a.m.

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Beauty Sleep1 When your alarm goes off, how many times do you hit the snooze button?
I actually had to deactivate snooze.
I never hit snooze.
At least once, but usually twice
As many times as I can

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cell phone We high-key grab our phones before even getting out of bed. What's the first thing you check in the morning?
Texts
Email
Twitter
Instagram

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Bunny Slippers When you finally throw back the covers and sit up, which pair of slippers are you most likely to step into?
Bare feet only, bruh!
A practical, supportive pair
Do socks count?
A soft, fuzzy pair

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Coffee Filter 26 After a good stretch, what's your first move in the A.M.?
Make coffee or eat breakfast
Mediate or journal
Hop in the shower
Workout

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Gym Workout We feel so good when we're able to get our sweat on first thing in the A.M. Do you workout in the morning?
Nah, afternoons are more my vibe.
Sometimes, but it's not a regular thing.
Tbh, I don't really exercise.
Yes, I love getting my swol on first thing.

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Breakfast You've probably heard it's the most important meal of the day. Which of these breakfasts are you most likely to eat?
Cereal or eggs
Coffee, coffee and more coffee
I skip breakfast a lot.
Avocado toast and celery juice

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Coffee OOF, we can't even without our caffeine. How do you like to prepare your coffee?
Black AF
Creamer and maybe some artificial sweetener
Ew, I don't drink coffee.
Gotta have my *insert bougie nut milk*

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2.5 gpm (shower head) Our morning shower is a must. What's your go-to temperature?
Cold, so it will wake me up
Medium to warm; not trying to boil myself alive!
Hot AF
I don't shower in the morning.

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Clothing Closet Once you've toweled off, how long does it take you to pick out what to wear?
I just throw on whatever.
I usually pick out my outfit *at least* the night before.
Idk, sometimes as much as 10 or 15 minutes.
OOF, I'm indecisive. I might try on my whole closet!

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Journal On the mornings when you're not rushed AF, which of the following self-care practices are your most likely to do?
Lol, what is self-care?
Meditation
Gratitude journal
Yoga

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Person Thinking in Mirror1 ATM, how much time do you usually spend on your hair in the morning?
Way too much time
Half an hour, but it's so worth it!
Half an hour, but I wish it was less.
Idk, like, 15 or 20 minutes? But sometimes more!

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2-In-1 Shampoo No cap (because we def aren't here to judge), how often do you wash your hair?
Probably not as often as I should
Every day
Every other day
As often as I need to, but dry shampoo is life!

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Morning routine running late getting ready If you're running late, which part of your morning routine are you most likely to skip?
Shower
I don't run late.
Breakfast
Doing anything with my hair

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1 hairspray More about your current hair situation: Do you like to use products on your hair on a daily basis?
No, low maintenance is life.
A few products are okay, but nothing too extra.
One product is #goals.
Yes, I think it's fun!

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Can We Guess Your Favorite Brand of Makeup? Maybe it's your thing, but if not, that's cool too. Do you usually wear makeup?
Lol, absolutely not.
Yes, it makes me feel my most confident.
Very rarely, but it's not unheard of.
Usually, but I'm not afraid to rock a fresh face either.

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What % VSCO Girl is Your Personal Style Aesthetic? We for real want to know: How would you describe your personal style?
Casual
Sophisticated
Edgy
Boho

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Music When you're getting ready in the A.M., which of the following are you usually listening to?
Sweet, sweet silence
Podcast
Music
Something on TV

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Sleep and Dream On the weekends or when you don't have anything going on, what time do you usually wake up?
I sleep as late as possible.
The same time, more or less, as during the week
Probably somewhere around 9 a.m. or 10 a.m.
I still like to get an early start, so maybe 8 a.m. or so?

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Soft Waves When you do wash your hair, how do you usually dry it?
I just let it drip everywhere.
Hairdryer
Umm, a towel?
Air dry, usually. But I also like to use hot tools!

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Calendar & Clock In your book, how do you define being "late" to something?
Not showing up at all
Not arriving 15 minutes EARLY
5 to 10 minutes
15 to 20 minutes

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Lying on couch tired To not be a total zombie the next day, how many hours of sleep do you need?
I could never get enough sleep.
Five hours is super, but I can work with less.
Six to seven hours is pretty manageable.
I need at least eight hours to not be useless.

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Kitty Bath You won't get any shade from us. How many days can you go without washing your hair?
If I never washed my hair again, that would be fine by me.
Two days MAX
Idk, I really hate greasy hair.
With dry shampoo, I could probably manage a week.

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Lunch Box No one likes you when you're hangry. Do you pack a lunch as part of your morning routine?
Omg, who has time for that?
Usually, I prep my lunch the night before.
Almost always!
Tbh, I mostly eat lunch out.

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Make bed Do you usually make your bed in the morning, my dude?
Lol, that's hilarious.
Absolutely, some people don't?!
Usually, if I remember it.
Only on the weekends

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17 - teeth This one is very telling. At what point in your morning routine do you brush your teeth?
Before I run out the door (if I remember)
As soon as I wake up
After I finish my coffee and/or breakfast
Idk, whenever I can squeeze it in.

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getting ready to go out Looking at your whole morning routine, which part would you like to spend less time on?
Doing my hair
Eating breakfast
Showering
Getting dressed

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House Give us a ballpark idea: How long, in all, does it usually take you to get out the door in the morning?
20 minutes (but even that's too long)
30 to 45 minutes
Less than half an hour
One hour or more

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Getting ready Considering your entire morning routine, which part do you like to have the most time for?
Sleeping
Self-care
Eating breakfast
Getting ready

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Texting Before you dip, which item do you make sure you have before walking out the door?
My sunglasses
My laptop
My wallet
My phone

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