What Horse Breed Guards Your Soul?

By: Pierre Roustan
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
What Horse Breed Guards Your Soul?
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About This Quiz

Our souls encompass the very strength and well-being we possess, which is why many of us tend to guard it so well. The question we always ask is how guarded are we? Bad things happen all the time in the world, and everyone responds to those calamities in different ways. We all have unique defense mechanisms, and we cope for shorter or longer durations depending on the situation or our personality or both. What's important is really knowing and understanding how we tick, and nothing does that better when we try to paint an image.

Think of horses, for example. They represent the soul of all of us in the best way, and it makes sense that there are several dozen different breeds, too! Each of those breeds, too, bring with them a sense of personality and temperament, making it that much easier to identify with any one of those breeds in a truly intimate way. You may not know much about horses, or you may not even have had the opportunity to grow a relationship with one, ride one, or even show one off. After you're done with this quiz, not only will you be able to appreciate these majestic beasts, but you'll know yourself so much more. Try this quiz out and see!

What's your favorite animal to look at in the zoo?
Elephants
Peacocks
Monkeys
Tigers

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If you were to work in the circus, which performer would you be?
The one working with the bears
A trapeze artist
A clown
A lion tamer

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Why would you not want to be caught dead in the ocean?
Great white sharks
Stingrays
Jellyfish
Seaweed

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You hear a rustle in the bushes in the middle of the night. What do you think it is?
A cat
Rats
A massive scorpion
An alien!

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What pet name do you have for your significant other?
Honey bear
Wildcat
Funny bunny
Punk

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You live in a pretty dangerous neighborhood, and you have a dog. What breed is he/she and why?
Chihuahua, because their bark is way worse than their bite!
Border collie, because they're so smart and they can call the police for me.
Sheepdog, because it would be so funny to find a burglar flat on his/her back because of my buddy on him.
German shepherd, because no one will mess with me while Buster is around.

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You have a cat. What's the feline's name?
Cuddles
Bubbles
Wiggles
Jack Bauer

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Which Disney character do you identify with the most?
Baloo
Pongo
Mushu
The Beast

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You're a dragon from Dreamworks: what's your breed?
Red Death
Night Fury
Hookfang
Bewilderbeast

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What is your hobby when you're not at work?
Netflix and chill
I write poetry.
I do stand-up comedy.
I work out.

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What is or was your major in college?
Counseling
Philosophy
Drama
Law Enforcement

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You obviously love animals. What organization would you join that would benefit them?
The Humane Society
Mercy for Animals
Petfinder
International Animal Rescue

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In your opinion, what animal is the most dangerous in the world and why?
Mosquitoes, because of how many there are and, you know, the disease they bring.
Snakes, because they're scary.
Tarantulas, because they're fuzzy and big.
Humans, because they're cruel.

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You're a mythical beast from Greek lore. What are you?
Cerberus
Siren
Cyclops
Minotaur

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You're one of the characters from Ice Age. Which one?
Manfred
Sid
Scrat
Diego

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You're ambushed by a pack of wolves in the middle of a forest during winter. What do you do?
Try to reason with the beasts.
Cry like a baby.
Play dead. Maybe they won't notice me.
Strap glass shards onto my knuckles and say "LIVE AND DIE THIS DAY...."

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How would people describe your laugh?
Like I'm snorting.
Sexy
Infectious
Evil

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What do you keep under your pillow?
My stuffed animal "Pokey"
My diary
Candy
A shotgun

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How would you describe your dreams?
Colorful
Exotic
Bizarre
Dangerous

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You look into the mirror and see that you were just bitten by a brown recluse right on your face. What do you do?
Calmly get to the ER.
Rush out to the door to get to the hospital.
Pour peroxide on the bite and hope for the best.
Cuss at the mirror.

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What could Adam have done instead of taking the fruit from Eve?
Tried having a dialectical discussion with her on why it's not smart to eat the fruit.
Eve's naked. You have to ask?
Grabbed a sword and started playing "Fruit Ninja" with it.
Strangle the stupid snake.

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What do you do for a living?
I'm a professional wrestler.
I'm a dancer.
I'm a game show host.
I'm a bouncer.

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What kind of books do you like to read?
"Dramedy"
Fluffy romance
Cheesy action/adventure
Splatterpunk horror

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If you had to be a Marvel character, who would you be?
The Incredible Hulk
The Black Panther
The Ant-Man
Thor

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What dinosaur would you like to be and why?
Brontosaurus, because of how big they are.
Triceratops, because of how cool-looking they are.
Velociraptor, because of how awesome they are.
Tyrannosaurus Rex, because of how scary they are.

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Where do you live and why?
A farm, because of all my cows.
The rainforest, because of all the beautiful birds.
A penthouse loft in NYC, because of the view.
A gated community, because of all the crime in the neighborhood.

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Would you play the game "Jumanji"?
Sure! Sounds like fun!
Maybe. It depends on how many people are playing, and if Dwayne Johnson is one of them.
As long as I get to be Kevin Hart or Jack Black, absolutely.
Never

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What is your favorite animated horse?
Eeyore
Spirit
Donkey from "Shrek"
The Headless Horseman's horse

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If you had to be one of the reindeer of Santa's sleigh, which one would you be?
Comet
Cupid
Blitzen
Rudolph

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What's your favorite season?
Autumn
Summer
Spring
Winter

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