What Horse Breed Holds the Key to Your Soul?

By: Teresa McGlothlin
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
What Horse Breed Holds the Key to Your Soul?
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About This Quiz

As you are probably well aware, your soul is guarded quite well by an angel, a mythical beast, or an apex predator. What you might not know is that in addition to a soul guardian, you also have a keeper of the keys. To get past your soul's gates, any who hope to pass must first charm the pants off of your horse key holder. The question is - which horse breed is it?

From Pintos to Clydesdales, the world of horses has a lot of strong and reliable key keepers to choose from. Once we figure out what kind of soul your horse is keeping safe, we will be able to tell you the specific breed. You do not need to have any horseback riding experience to be perfectly paired with the horse breed that holds your keyring. All you need to do is speak from your heart, and we'll do the rest.

Are your soul's keys guarded by a wild and uncontrollable horse, or another, more docile breed? After you tell us all about yourself, we will let you know which horse proudly prances around your soul's gate and keeps all the riff raft away. Which one will it be?

Do you enjoy watching horse racing?
I've never watched it.
I think it's fun.
I love going to the races.
I'm not a racing fan.

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Which of your qualities is most dominant?
Creativity
Positivity
Ambition
Intelligence

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Which farm animal is the cutest?
Cow
Pig
Llama
Donkey

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What human treat would you give a horse?
Apple
Carrot
Oatmeal
Beer

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When is the last time you rode a horse?
I've never ridden a horse.
It was recently.
I rode a pony at the fair once.
It was a long time ago.

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Are you more obedient or bossy?
I'm totally bossy.
It depends on the situation.
I'm somewhere in the middle.
I'm more obedient.

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What do you like most about horses?
They are big.
They are friendly.
They are smart.
They are caring.

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Which famous horse do you know the most about?
Seabiscuit
Secretariat
Trigger
Mr. Ed

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What would be your job on a ranch?
I would be a cow herder.
I would be the cook.
I would be a farmer.
I would be a horse trainer.

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Which horse movie do you enjoy the most?
"Flicka"
"Black Beauty"
"War Horse"
"All the Pretty Horses"

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What kind of cowboy hat could your rock?
Gus
Cattleman
Brick
Tom Mix

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What would you name a pet horse?
Sparky McPoops
Lightning McMean
Tater Tot
Prince Darkness

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Which animal do you like almost as much as a horse?
Manatee
Grizzly bear
Sloth
Anaconda

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How would your friends describe your sense of fashion?
Unique
Preppy
Colorful
Casual

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Which cowboy song do you like most?
"Should Have Been a Cowboy"
"Home on the Range"
"Rhinestone Cowboy"
"I Wanna Be a Cowboy"

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Have you ever mucked out a stable?
I've never been to a stable.
I've shoveled a stable out.
I wouldn't enjoy something called mucking.
I would like to learn.

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Which western U.S. state would you most like to visit?
Colorado
Oklahoma
Montana
Wyoming

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Is your soul more spiritual or more religious?
You'll have to ask it.
It's more religious.
It's a little of both.
It's more spiritual.

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How do you prefer to walk when you are happy?
I like to prance.
I get excited and skip.
I like to hop a little.
I prefer doing the walk of shame.

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Would you be a bull rider or a rodeo clown?
I would be a rodeo clown.
I could do either.
I would prefer to go to a spa.
I would be a bull rider.

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Which mythical creature guards your soul?
Unicorn
Mermaid
Gnome
Chimera

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Which costume would you wear for Halloween?
Horse
Cowgirl/Cowboy
Clown
Grim Reaper

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What kind of boots do you wear most often?
Hiking
Cowboy
Combat
Boots with heels

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Are you hot to trot?
I think so.
You'll have to ask someone else.
I can be.
Of course, I am.

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Which horse breed do you find most interesting?
Arabian
Belgian
Pinto
Quarter Horse

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How should a horse wear its mane?
Any way it wants.
I love them long and flowing.
I love braided mains.
I think they look best when curled.

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What do you like to do around the campfire?
I like to tell ghost stories.
I like to sing songs.
I like to make S'mores.
I like to dry out my socks.

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Which plains animal is scariest?
Rattlesnake
Coyote
Scorpion
Prairie Dog

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What kind of jacket do you prefer?
Leather
Snakeskin
Denim
Tuxedo

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Are you outgoing?
I'm rather shy.
I'm outgoing around certain people.
I'm super outgoing.
I'm outgoing when I need to be.

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