What Is Your Ideal Haircut?

By: Zoe Samuel
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Whose hair do you admire?
Zooey Deschanel.
Amy Adams.
Jennifer Lawrence
Gwyneth Paltrow.

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What texture is your hair?
A little wavy.
Long and thick.
Tough and resilient.
Fine and straight.

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What thickness is your hair?
Slightly thick.
Very.
Medium.
Fine.

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How conventional is your workplace?
Mostly, but with a twist.
Very.
Not at all.
Entirely.

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Do you have strong features?
I don't, so I want to edge them up.
No, my hair is my strongest feature.
Very.
Not really.

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How petite are you?
Tiny.
Not at all.
I'm slim, not petite.
I'm about average.

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How humid is your hometown, most of the time?
It's OK.
Not at all.
Very, so I use a lot of gel.
Not bad.

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How straight is your hair?
Nearly.
It's wavy.
Not very.
Totally.

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Are you in a very hot place?
No.
Yes.
It's OK.
Only in the summer.

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Obviously you are beautiful, but in what way are you beautiful?
Pretty, and a little too conventional for my own taste.
Rubenesque and sexy.
Lady Gaga.
Soccer mom.

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Do you spend a lot of time around AC?
Not really.
Yes.
Yes in the evenings.
Yes, at work.

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How conventionally "girly" do you like to look?
A little.
Very.
Not at all.
Mostly.

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What do you need your customers or clients to feel about you?
I'm creative.
I'm feminine.
I'm cool.
I'm trustworthy.

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Are you looking for a major change?
Yes please.
Not really.
Always.
Not at all.

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Is there any non-work person you want to impress?
My colleagues.
My husband.
My peers.
My neighbors.

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Do you know how to use a flat-iron?
Yes.
Not really.
I know all of it.
No need, but yes.

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Can you curl your hair?
I can do it all.
My curls always fall as they're so heavy.
Naturally, but I don't.
No, it won't hold a curl.

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Do you know what anti-frizz products work best for your hair?
Of course.
I don't need them.
Always.
It's beyond hope.

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Do you mind having a little extra weight up top?
I like it light.
I love heavy hair, like a hippie.
No thanks.
I wish!

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Do you want hair that will help keep you warm?
Not really.
Yes please.
Fashion first!
Not an option for me.

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Do you get split ends easily?
No.
I don't know actually.
No, I cut those bad boys right off.
Yes.

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How often do you want to wash your hair?
Four times a week.
Twice a week.
Every other day.
Daily.

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Do you know how to dye your hair?
Yes, but I'd rather pay.
I did once. It didn't go well.
Yes.
Not really.

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How often do you want to get it cut?
Biweekly.
Every three months.
Weekly.
Every six weeks.

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How often do you mind going in for color touch-ups?
I can touch up at home.
Never. Is that OK?
All the time is fine.
Rarely for me please.

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Do you want to stick it to the patriarchy?
Only politely.
Not really.
Heck yeah!
No, that's silly.

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Where do you go to relax?
A trendy bar.
The beach.
A club.
My garden.

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How important is standing out?
Extremely.
I don't care.
It's the most important.
It's actively bad.

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How much time do you have to style daily?
Ten minutes.
None.
A lot.
Two minutes.

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What do you need co-workers to feel about you?
I'm one of them.
I'm not trying too hard.
I have an edge.
I'm dependable.

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