What Is Your Scottish Highlands Job?

By: Zoe Samuel
Estimated Completion Time
5 min
What Is Your Scottish Highlands Job?
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About This Quiz

The Scottish Highlands land mass formed adjacent to the Adirondack Mountains millions of years ago, splitting apart due to plate tectonics, and today separated by the Atlantic Ocean. The Highlands have always been a forbidding landscape. The Romans sent scouts into Scotland and decided that its conquest would be too costly and too difficult, choosing instead to put up a wall and call it a day. Relations with England have been colorful throughout the middle ages, with English armies occasionally repelled by the Scots because, primarily, of the Scots' excellent knowledge of the landscape.

The Highlands were the birthplace of Sir James Swinburne, also known as the "father of British plastics," actress Karen Gillan, and King Macbeth of Scotland (1034-1040), who was Scotland's last fully Celtic monarch. Almost every movie filmed in Scotland makes use of the landscape and castles of the Highlands. From the aptly named "Highlander" to "Harry Potter," the world is familiar with the dramatic geography of the Highlands.

But what about daily life there? With unique industries, unusual seasonal requirements and proud traditions that demand the continuity of certain professions, life in the Scottish Highlands involves some very interesting and unusual jobs. Answer the questions, and we will match you with your Scottish Highlander profession!

How much time do you want to be out of doors every day?
Morning and evening
All day
All day plus a bit
A few hours here and there

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How do you feel about hunting (or shooting, as the locals call it)?
I like it - it is part of our history.
I love it!
It's loud and annoying.
I'm against it.

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Who is your best friend at work?
My employee
My dog
My sheep
My tablet

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If you wanted a new dog, how would you get one?
Buy one from a friend who breeds them
Breed one
Get one from a highly reputable breeder
Adopt one

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What do you want to wear to work?
My clan tweeds
Modified ghillie suit
Long Barbour
Hi-vis jacket

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How important is technology in your life?
More than you would think!
Somewhat
Not at all
Immensely

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Do you know the history of the Highlands?
Somewhat, as it pertains to my family.
Yes, but only the last 200 years
Not really
I have a degree in it!

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Which clan are you?
MacDonell
Gregor
Campbell
Fraser

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Can you speak in a really thick Highland accent?
Yes, that is my native accent.
No, but I understand it.
Yes, though my own accent is slightly less thick.
No, and I have some trouble understanding it.

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Which river would you like to fish?
Findhorn
Spey
Truim
Tay

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How will you get around during a day in the Highlands?
Bike
ATV
Walk
Car

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If you ever go on vacation from the Highlands, where will you go?
France
America
What? Why would anyone leave?
Bermuda

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How do you feel about the A9, the only major road across the Cairngorms National Park?
It's a death trap.
I'm for it because otherwise, nobody could get here.
It's loud and annoying - I'm glad I don't live in the passes it goes through.
It's a lifeline and it reduced the number of deaths on the previous, much worse road.

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Without saying whether it's a good or a bad thing, what's your view on whether Scottish independence will happen in the next 50 years?
It'll definitely happen. People have wanted it for centuries.
It probably won't. Scotland's economy is not sustainable on its own.
I used to say it was a non-starter, but with Brexit, it's inevitable.
It'll happen if Scotland is allowed to join the EU.

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What will be the mainstay of Scotland's future economy?
Financial services
Tourism
Wool
Renewable energy

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How do you feel about the right to roam law, that allows hikers to cross privately owned land in the Highlands?
I guess I am for it because land should be seen by all, but it's awfully inconvenient for me personally.
I get why it exists but I wish it didn't anyway.
If they obey the country code, then I don't mind.
I love it! More tourists means more money in the local economy.

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Are the big landlords like the Duke of Atholl good for the land, or not?
They are evil and should be destroyed.
Yes. Their capital is the main reason the Highland economy existed these last 100 years.
They're out of touch old duffers but mostly harmless.
They are easier to deal with than lots of little ones and do a great deal for conservation.

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At the Highland Games, in what sport will you compete?
Tossing the caber
Haggis-eating contest
Sheepdog contest
I'm just there for the reels! I've been practicing the Gay Gordon!

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At what age did you get your first kilt?
Grandpa gave it to me when I was 8.
I got it when I had a wedding to attend, aged 25.
I was 18 and my mother gave it to me.
I do not have a kilt.

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How much money do you want to make?
Enough to stay in business
Hardly any. I don't care about money.
Enough to support my family
Enough to live comfortably, retire well and take a vacation once a year

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Do you plan to follow in your parents' footsteps?
I already am!
No, but I'd be thrilled if my kids follow me.
Not parents necessarily, but I will follow the family tradition.
No, I will strike out on my own.

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How much of a loner are you?
I only need a little alone time.
Partial
Total
I love being around people.

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Which loch is the best for swimming?
Ness
Shiel
Lomond
Achray

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What do you think "Meall Chuaich" might be?
I've been there, I know what it is!
It's gotta be a mountain.
It's a Monroe.
I do not know yet.

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The Monroes are all Scottish mountains over 3,000 feet. How many have you climbed?
I don't have time for that nonsense!
About 20
About 10
So far, 50. I'm trying to do all of them!

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It's raining. Will this in any way affect your plans?
Yes, I might adjust which task I do in what order.
If you let rain change your plans in the Highlands, you would never leave the house.
I will bring an additional thermos.
Yes, I will re-order the places I'm visiting.

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How do you feel about tourists coming to the Highlands?
I find them annoying but tolerable.
I hate them unless they are very rich.
I like the nice ones, and dislike the rude ones!
I love them.

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How much Scottish blood do you have, as far as you know?
100%
35%
75%
20% or less

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As the climate warms, the Highlands are already visibly changing. Which change do you notice the most?
The summer is warmer and wetter. It has pluses and minuses.
The winter frosts are less severe, meaning the ticks don't die off and have a longer breeding season. This is bad for wildlife.
Less purple heather, more green grass. It's very sad, but it will be easier to make a living.
I have not been there long enough to observe this myself, but I'm very worried about it.

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You're on the corries when a whiteout comes in. You see a bothy (gamekeeper's hut where hikers in this position are permitted to shelter), but it's locked. What do you do?
Go to the lee of the building and shelter there.
Unlock it with my key.
Break the lock. I'll call the keeper tomorrow and apologize.
Break the door in if I must, then find out who owns it and compensate them when I can.

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