What Is Your Superhero Weakness?

By: Zoe Samuel

What Is Your Superhero Weakness?
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About This Quiz

Everyone knows what their ideal superpower would be, whether super-speed, flight, invisibility, strength, or having oodles of money. But what would your weakness be? Take this quiz to find out!
Would you do anything for your family?
Yes, and it's reciprocal.
Nah, they're annoying.
Most of the time
Yes, unconditionally

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Are you your own worst enemy?
Only occasionally
I'm my own BEST enemy.
Unfortunately, yes
Absolutely not

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Do you dress for style or comfort?
Mostly comfort
Mostly style
Style
Comfort

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Where is your secret lair?
San Francisco
Los Angeles
New York
Chicago

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What gadget do you never leave home without?
Epi-Pen
Hairspray
Double-sided tape
Cell phone

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What's your sidekick's best skill?
They are a MacGuyver.
They know how to take care of me.
They always spot danger coming at me.
They always care for civilians.

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What's your secret identity?
Chef
Playboy
Model
Librarian

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How do you stay in shape?
Diet, strength training, and cardio
Weight training
Yoga
Running

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What's a good diet for a superhero?
Veggies and lean white meat
Whatever I want
Rabbit food, so I can still fit in my costume
BBQ with family

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How do you relax?
I work out and eat a limited variety of foods.
I go dancing at a glamorous club.
I take a bath.
I hang with family.

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After you save someone's life, what's next?
I check my blood sugar.
They thank me profusely, I hope.
I check my outfit.
I call home.

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What's the worst thing to ever happen to you in the middle of a superheroic rescue?
Hives
Someone took a photo at a bad angle
Nudity
Finding out I was missing my cousin's birthday

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What's your worst fear?
Being assassinated in some really stupid way that I should've seen coming
Not getting credit
Public humiliation
Failing to protect someone I care about

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What's the key fabric in your costume?
Mosquito netting
Lycra
Leather
Fire-resistant cotton

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After a superhero rescue, what's your routine?
I eat a nutritious meal whose ingredients I can be sure of.
I stay to hug everyone and take selfies.
I go home and put on fuzzy pyjamas.
I go to see my family.

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Who knows about your superhero identity?
My spouse
No one, which sucks.
My parents
My extended family

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How do you find out where you're needed?
Police scanner
People call and tell me.
I watch the news.
I ask my family where they think I should go.

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What's the biggest rescue you've ever done?
I prevented the water supply being contaminated.
I caught an asteroid. A small one. I mean, technically a sort of space pebble, but it counts.
I fought a supervillain on the top of a skyscraper.
I saved 1,200 people on a cruise ship.

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What power would the scariest enemy of all have?
Ability to turn anything into gas
Ability to scar my beautiful face
Power of sunburn
They would be willing to kill anyone to hurt me.

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How do you expect your superhero life to end?
Suddenly
I will die saving the universe from some godlike monster and everyone will worship me forever.
I will be stabbed in a vulnerable place.
I will retire so I can have a normal life.

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What's your least favorite thing about being a superhero?
The endless danger
Not being able to tell all those jerks who bullied me in school.
It chafes something terrible.
The risk to others

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What's your favorite thing about being a superhero?
Fulfilling my potential
Winning
Doing the right thing
Protecting the world!

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What advice would you give an aspiring superhero?
Pack a snack.
Be like me, but not too like me.
Dress well so people love you.
Don't call and text your family from the same phone you use to call your sidekick.

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What mistake should a superhero never make?
Trusting their enemy
Letting anyone tell them what to do
Get into a firefight
Allow collateral damage

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A cat is stuck in a tree. Now what?
I don't do cats, sorry.
I wait until the press arrive, then rescue it.
What kind of tree? Is it prickly?
I rescue it. Is this a trick question?

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Which newspaper supports you?
Guardian
All of them I think
People Magazine
New York Daily News

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In what environment do you most like to undertake a superhero rescue?
In space
Anywhere there's lots of cameras
Somewhere warm
Somewhere with not a lot of potential casualties

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Why do you do the whole superhero thing?
Because I can
Because I'm awesome. Duh.
Because it feels good
To protect humanity

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What dark temptation do you have to resist?
Overeating
None
Sleeping with the enemy
Turning away from love

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What newspaper hates you?
Wall Street Journal
New York Times
Washington Post
USA Today

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You Got:

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