What Is Your Superhero Weakness?
By: Zoe Samuel
About This Quiz
Everyone knows what their ideal superpower would be, whether super-speed, flight, invisibility, strength, or having oodles of money. But what would your weakness be? Take this quiz to find out!
Would you do anything for your family?
Yes, and it's reciprocal.
Are you your own worst enemy?
Do you dress for style or comfort?
Where is your secret lair?
What gadget do you never leave home without?
What's your sidekick's best skill?
They know how to take care of me.
They always spot danger coming at me.
They always care for civilians.
What's your secret identity?
How do you stay in shape?
Diet, strength training, and cardio
What's a good diet for a superhero?
Veggies and lean white meat
Rabbit food, so I can still fit in my costume
How do you relax?
I work out and eat a limited variety of foods.
I go dancing at a glamorous club.
After you save someone's life, what's next?
They thank me profusely, I hope.
What's the worst thing to ever happen to you in the middle of a superheroic rescue?
Someone took a photo at a bad angle
Finding out I was missing my cousin's birthday
What's your worst fear?
Being assassinated in some really stupid way that I should've seen coming
Failing to protect someone I care about
What's the key fabric in your costume?
After a superhero rescue, what's your routine?
I eat a nutritious meal whose ingredients I can be sure of.
I stay to hug everyone and take selfies.
I go home and put on fuzzy pyjamas.
Who knows about your superhero identity?
How do you find out where you're needed?
I ask my family where they think I should go.
What's the biggest rescue you've ever done?
I prevented the water supply being contaminated.
I caught an asteroid. A small one. I mean, technically a sort of space pebble, but it counts.
I fought a supervillain on the top of a skyscraper.
I saved 1,200 people on a cruise ship.
What power would the scariest enemy of all have?
Ability to turn anything into gas
Ability to scar my beautiful face
They would be willing to kill anyone to hurt me.
How do you expect your superhero life to end?
I will die saving the universe from some godlike monster and everyone will worship me forever.
I will be stabbed in a vulnerable place.
I will retire so I can have a normal life.
What's your least favorite thing about being a superhero?
Not being able to tell all those jerks who bullied me in school.
It chafes something terrible.
What's your favorite thing about being a superhero?
What advice would you give an aspiring superhero?
Be like me, but not too like me.
Dress well so people love you.
Don't call and text your family from the same phone you use to call your sidekick.
What mistake should a superhero never make?
Letting anyone tell them what to do
A cat is stuck in a tree. Now what?
I wait until the press arrive, then rescue it.
What kind of tree? Is it prickly?
I rescue it. Is this a trick question?
Which newspaper supports you?
In what environment do you most like to undertake a superhero rescue?
Anywhere there's lots of cameras
Somewhere with not a lot of potential casualties
Why do you do the whole superhero thing?
Because I'm awesome. Duh.
What dark temptation do you have to resist?
What newspaper hates you?