What Kind of Coke Are You?

By: Ian Fortey
Estimated Completion Time
5 min
What Kind of Coke Are You?
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About This Quiz

Coca-Cola has long been the soda in the world. Sure, we had some cola wars a few years back, and some people legit prefer Pepsi, but Coke has always been number one.  Like the Golden Arches of McDonald's, that distinctive Coca-Cola logo is recognized by people all over the world whether they speak English or not. And maybe it's cheesy to suggest a soda can unite people, but in a way it really does. It's something people across time and space have enjoyed.  It can bring people together, if only for a moment of brief, refreshing joy. That's an impressive legacy for any beverage.

Like all products, Coke was never one to rest on its laurels. Coke Classic has blossomed into a veritable cornucopia of flavors and recipes. Diet Coke seemed to lead the charge before Cherry Coke and Vanilla Coke snuck in, but there have been so many more. There are probably more flavors of Coke you haven't heard of than ones you have.  For instance, have you ever had a Coca-Cola Ginger?  What about Coca-Cola Orange Vanilla? How about Coca-Cola Cinnamon Zero Sugar?  There's a flavor for every taste and every mood and just like you, they adapt and change and have different qualities. So why not find out which Coke suits you best by diving into our cool, refreshing quiz?

Do you remember the first time you had a Coke?
I do! It was a long time ago.
Not at all. Who remembers that?
I'm sure it was when I was a kid.
I barely remember last week.

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What kind of cola would you drink if there was no Coke handy?
Pepsi
RC Cola
Diet Dr. Pepper
Jolt Cola

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How do you describe Coke, anyway?
Soda
Soft Drink
Pop
Fizzy Drink

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If you're having a Coke, you may as well have a snack while you're at it. What pairs best?
Doritos
Popcorn
Potato Chips
Chocolate

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Coke and other colas are flavored with various spices and vanilla. What soda flavor do you like most, aside from cola?
Root Beer
Cream Soda
Anything citrus.
What flavor is Dr. Pepper? I'll pick that.

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Faygo is in no danger of dethroning Coke as the world's most popular soda, but they do have a ton of flavors. Which one sounds best?
Redpop
Cotton Candy
Moon Mist
Rock & Rye

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What's the best way to drink a Coke?
Ice cold out of the bottle.
It doesn't matter to me.
On ice, in a glass, with a straw.
Right from the can.

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How often do you drink a Coke, anyway?
Every single day.
Not very often at all.
Maybe once or twice a week.
If it's around I drink it. If not, I'll drink something else.

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Most fast food places offer a drink as part of a combo. What fast food pairs best with a cold Coke?
McDonald's
Fried chicken of some kind.
Pizza
Taco Bell

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What's your guess, without Googling, how many grams of sugar are in a single can of Coke?
Maybe 20?
I don't know and don't want to.
Too many.
10

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Who was your favorite spokesperson ever for Coke?
Those polar bears.
Christina Aguilera
Santa Claus
Michael Jordan

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What are you most likely to be doing when you're drinking a Coke?
Watching a movie.
Working
Chilling at home.
Eating a meal somewhere.

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Lots of schools have banned soft drinks in vending machines. Do you agree with that?
Let the kids have a soda if they want!
I think that's a good idea.
You probably don't need any sticky drinks at school.
They could just bring it from home, right?

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This may sound like a weird question, but what one thing about drinking a Coke do you like the most?
The flavor
The fizz
I just like having a cold drink.
The caffeine

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Would you ever mix Coke with anything?
Nope!
Something stiff
You can add ice cream and make a Coke Float.
I glazed a ham with it once.

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Coke has gone through a lot of slogans over the years. Which one was clearly the coolest?
"Coca-Cola revives and sustains."
"The best friend thirst ever had!"
"Pure as sunlight."
"Open Happiness."

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Coca-Cola has been around so long that it's developed a history of urban legends. Which is your favorite?
The Life cereal kid had Coke and Pop Rocks and his stomach exploded.
There are secret messages hidden in the Coke logo.
If you put a nail in a glass of Coke it'll completely dissolve in a day.
Coca-Cola used to have actual cocaine in it.

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What's the worst thing that ever happened to you with a Coke?
Massive, sticky spill.
I broke a bottle on the floor.
A can exploded on me.
I had to drink one warm. Gross.

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Take a deep breath and then be honest with us—is Coke better than Pepsi or not?
Of course it is!
I like them both.
Yes. But Diet Pepsi is better than Diet Coke.
Honestly? I don't think so.

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If you ordered a Coke at a restaurant and they gave you a glass with a different cola in it, would you notice?
100%
Probably not.
I think so. Unless it already has happened and I didn't notice.
I don't know how to answer this unless someone actually does it to me sometime.

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Can you drink a Coke with breakfast?
Sure, why not?
That seems like a bad idea.
You can, but I don't know if you should.
Sometimes you need a morning boost.

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When you're at a party, where are you most likely to be found?
I'll be all over the place.
I kind of like to find a spot to sit and chill.
Wherever all the fun people are.
Near the food, probably.

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How many cans of soda do you think is unhealthy in a day?
I dunno. 12?
Realistically, any soda is unhealthy.
Probably 2 or 3 is pushing it.
You need to stop when your teeth start chattering.

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What's your opinion of drinking flat soda?
I prefer the fizz.
Do you know what's best? Half flat.
I prefer it flat sometimes.
Some soda is too carbonated, but too flat is also bad.

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Diet Coke, Coke Life, and Coke Zero-Sugar are all low-calorie options. Which is the best?
Why am I drinking low-calorie Coke?
Diet Coke
Coke Zero
Coke Life

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Have you ever gotten into a car on a hot day and grabbed a can of Coke, took a sip, then realized it was scorching hot?
Many times.
Gross. No.
That happened to me once. Awful stuff.
Hey, even a hot Coke is alright.

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What would you consider to be an inappropriate time or place to crack open a can of Coke?
In the bathroom.
A funeral
A wedding
In a work meeting.

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If soda isn't an option, what's your beverage of choice?
Orange juice
Milk
Water
Does coffee count?

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Would you still drink soda if it didn't have caffeine in it?
I prefer caffeine, but maybe.
Sure, who needs it?
Well, sometimes I drink caffeine-free stuff right now.
Not a chance.

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How do you buy your Coke right now?
2L bottles
Cans
By the case.
Small bottles

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