What Kind of Man Could You Really Marry

By: Alex Wittman

What Kind of Man Could You Really Marry
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About This Quiz

Oh, man, don't even get us started with how many times we've deleted Tinder — only to reinstall it again. As fun and convenient as dating apps can be, sometimes we need a little mental-health break from them. Please, PLZ tell us we aren't the only ones. Even with all its modern improvements and whatnot, dating is still stressful AF. Wouldn't it be great if there was a way to simplify it?

If we're speaking your language right now, then this quiz is totally for you. If you want to make dating easier, you need to narrow your focus and figure out the kind of man you're looking for. Just imagine all the time you're going to save once you know you can immediately swipe left on someone who doesn't fit your vibe! 

Our quiz might be exactly what you need to determine what kind of man you could really marry. And, even if it doesn't provide complete clarity, we promise it'll be entertaining. Share your results with your BFFs to see if they agree with the direction you should be taking your love life in. 

You know wanna, so what are you waiting for? Let's get to that quiz-taking, sis!

 

Okay, let's do this thing. Which of the following adjectives best describes your ideal man?
Ambitious
Kind
Funny
Loyal

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When you were a kid, did you ~*dream*~ about your wedding?
Absolutely, I envisioned the event of the century.
I've had my bridesmaids picked out for, like, ever.
Not really. It seemed so far off.
Like, a little, but not obsessively.

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It's fine to be a little thirsty. Which outfit can you absolutely NOT resist a man in?
A tailored suit
Jeans and a white tee
Casual sweats
A nice button-down

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Dudes aren't perfect. Which of the following is a definite deal breaker?
Any sign of cheapness
Hating his parents
Easily stressed
Quick to anger

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On a first date, what would you make you think you might have found "the one"?
He paid for everything.
He showed up with flowers.
He made me laugh A LOT.
He opened the door of my Uber.

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Back in high school, what kind of boy were you most likely to have a crush on?
The smart-AF class president
The boy that had a crush on me first
The loveable jock
The quiet guy who sat behind me in English

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Where do you generally meet the guys you date?
Out at the club
Through mutual friends
Dating apps
Idk, because it's always super random.

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Let's pretend it's the 1990s. Which of these Disney hotties had it all the way going on?
Prince Charming from "Cinderella"
Aladdin from, well, you know
Prince Eric from "The Little Mermaid"
John Smith from "Pocahontas"

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If your future man were to slide into your DMs, what do you think he'd say?
"You look like you have expensive taste."
"I love strong, independent women."
"We seem to have a lot in common."
"I'd like to get to know you better."

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No drama, plz. What's one thing you never want to fight about with your dude?
Money
Respect
I'd be fine never fighting about anything at all.
Loyalty

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Once you're married, how much do you want to interact with your in-laws?
Enough so we're included in the will
I hope his mom and I are BFFs.
We can split holidays with my family.
I'm kinda open to whatever.

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When you're out with your crew on Saturday night, what kind of guy do you usually gravitate toward?
The best-dressed dude in the room
The shy cutie
The guy making all his friends laugh
Tbh, men generally gravitate toward me.

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No cap, how important is that BDE?
It's EVERYTHING.
Eh, I have enough for both of us.
He should for sure have some.
What is BDE?

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When you meet a guy, what's the first thing you notice about him?
His wallet
His smile
His body
His eyes

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Of your nearest and dearest, who MUST your man impress?
My dad
My mom
My sibling(s)
My BFF

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Once you two say "I do," where will you and your man jet off to for a honeymoon?
Somewhere exotic like Fiji
A cruise sounds amazing!
Someplace simple like a bed-and-breakfast
Idc as long as we're together.

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Real talk: Do you think you can find true love on a dating app?
It's possible but unlikely AF.
I mean, I've heard some success stories.
Nah, it's missing that human element.
Definitely. Love is love!

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Which pet name can you most see yourself calling your future husband?
"Daddy"
"Honey"
"Hubby"
"Sweetheart"

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When the honeymoon phase is over, do you think you'll want to start a family with your hubby?
Eh, I'd prefer just the two of us.
Absolutely. Our parents deserve grandchildren.
If it happens, it happens.
Tbh, I haven't given it much thought.

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If your ideal man showed up with a boquet of flowers, what would they be?
Roses
Sunflowers
Tbh, I'd rather have a succulent.
Daises

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Where will you and your dream dude live?
Top-floor penthouse suite, OBV
Near our family (most likely his)
We'll def buy a house.
As long as we're together, it'll be home.

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To keep the romance alive, how will you two lovebirds spend date night?
Fancy dinners at trendy restaurants
Something silly like mini-golf or bowling
Seeing the latest movie
Taking a cooking class

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If you found out your guy was cheating on you, how would you react?
I'd leave and never talk to him again.
I'd confront him, then end it.
I might try to work things out.
It would destroy me.

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Which sexy celebrity do you think would make the best hubby?
Drake
Timothée Chalamet
Zac Efron
Liam Hemsworth

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Is it important that you and your man share the same political views?
He can have his own opinions.
He better be as woke as I am.
We should share similar values.
Politics aren't really my thing.

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At what point do you check compatibility between your zodiac sign and a dude you're feeling?
After our first date
Like, as soon as we match on Tinder
Lol, that stuff isn't real.
After our first fight

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Be real with us: How much stake do you put into physical attraction?
Idc if this sounds shallow, but it's big important.
It's not everything, but it matters.
I'm open to different types but have a look I'm into.
There is so much more to a person than how they look.

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Don't get tilted, but what's your least-lovable quality?
I'm kinda materialistic.
I can be bossy.
Some people think I'm blunt.
I've been told I'm too nice.

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Which fur (or fur-less) baby will you and your man welcome into your home?
A cat
Eh, no pets for us.
A dog
Maybe a fish

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Do you believe in soulmates?
Yes, and I'm on the prowl for mine.
It's possible, but not everyone ends up with theirs.
Naw, they exist only in rom-coms.
I think some people have multiple soulmates.

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