What Kind of Redneck Are You?

By: Teresa McGlothlin

What Kind of Redneck Are You?
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About This Quiz

Just because you're a redneck doesn't mean you have a few cars sitting on blocks in your front yard. In fact, the term "redneck" comes from a prideful history of fighting for workers' rights. Though the meaning of the term has changed over the years, being a redneck is still something good folks like yourself should take pride in being.

As we rev up our trucks during this quiz, we want to see if we can figure out exactly what type of redneck you are. Just like there's no one type of businessman sitting behind a desk, there are tons of different kinds of rednecks out there. After we see the way you describe yourself, your lifestyle and the things you do for fun, we think we'll figure it out. 

You might be the reclusive outlaw redneck living at the end of the holler, or you could be the hard-working businessman bringing home the bacon. Either way, by the time you answer our questions, we will know which type you are. Gather around the bonfire and crack a beer before you begin. We want you to be in just the right mood before we tell you exactly what type of redneck you are!

Are you a fishing pro?
I should have my own show.
I'm a decent fisherman.
I live for fishing.
I've caught a couple in my lifetime.

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Which muscle car is your favorite?
Dodge Charger
Pontiac GTO
Ford Mustang
Chevrolet Corvette

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Do you change your own oil?
I do all my own maintenance.
I pay someone to do it.
I could, but I don't.
I can change my oil.

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Which tool is the most important?
Hammer
Wrench
Pliers
Chainsaw

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Which comedian do you like most?
Jeff Foxworthy
George Carlin
Ron White
Trey Crowder

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How patriotic are you?
Somewhat
Totally
Completely
Extremely

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Which word do you like most?
Family
Faith
Laugh
Love

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Which state would you like to visit?
Alabama
Kentucky
North Carolina
Arkansas

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Which singer do you like most?
Waylon Jennings
Brad Paisley
Faith Hill
Gretchen Wilson

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Which sport do you like most?
NASCAR
Football
Baseball
Bowling

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Who makes the best trucks?
Ford
Chevy
Dodge
Toyota

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How many guns do you own?
I have an armory.
I have a couple.
I have a good selection.
I don't have one.

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Have you ever been mudding?
What on earth is that?
It's too dirty for me.
It's one of my favorite things to do.
They made me go once.

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What kind of dog would you own?
Bloodhound
Boxer
German Shepherd
Labrador

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Do you have any kids?
I have one.
I'm not there yet.
I have grandkids.
I have a couple of kids.

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Do you have a green thumb?
I grow a lot of my food.
I don't have time to garden.
Last time I checked, my thumb is a skin tone.
I like to grow tomatoes.

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Which kind of game meat do you prefer?
Bear
Deer
Squirrel
Opossum

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Which holiday do you like most?
Thanksgiving
Easter
4th of July
Veteran's Day

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Which branch of the military would you join?
Marines
Air Force
Navy
Army

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Have you ever had a mullet?
I have one right now.
I'm working on it.
I had one when I was younger.
I can dream.

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What do you think of the El Camino?
It's the coolest car on earth.
It's ridiculous.
I would love to have one.
I don't know what that is.

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Which job would you like most?
Coal miner
Auto mechanic
Rodeo clown
Pipeline worker

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Which trait is strongest in you?
Pride
Intelligence
Faithfulness
Loyalty

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What do you call your grandma?
Granny
Mawmaw
Grandma
Nan

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Which U.S. president do you like most?
Donald Trump
George W. Bush
George H.W. Bush
George Washington

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How are your marksmanship skills?
I'm a good shot.
I'm a great shot.
I'm better with fish.
I'm good with a bow.

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Do you have a southern accent?
I don't have an accent.
I have a little twang.
I have a deep brawl.
I have a northern accent.

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Do you carry a pocketknife?
I carry a couple of knives.
I have one on my desk.
I do carry one.
I keep one in my truck.

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Which television show do you like most?
"King of the Hill"
"The Beverly Hillbillies"
"Last Man Standing"
"The Dukes of Hazard"

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Do you own a flannel shirt?
Most of my shirts are flannel.
I have one.
I have a nice selection.
I have a couple of flannel shirts.

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