What Kind of Redneck Man Are You?

By: Teresa McGlothlin

What Kind of Redneck Man Are You?
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About This Quiz

Whether you have a still in the mountains or you value your place in your larger community, you are indeed some type of redneck guy. If you weren't, you wouldn't be taking a quiz telling you which kind you are. So, which kind are you? If you've always wanted to know, look no further than this quiz.

When we think of rednecks, we think of cars on blocks in the yard and a general disregard for the rules. However, the original rednecks were named as such after marching for workers' rights with red bandanas tied around their necks. Although the meaning of the word has changed over the years, the pride and the independence have remained the same!

As we soup up and sum up your type of redneck, we'll ask you some questions that will get to the heart of you. Through examining your life skills, your attitudes, and your spirit, we think we'll figure out exactly the type of redneck man that you are.

You don't have to live in a rural area to be a redneck, and we encourage your thoughts no matter where you live. It's only with your sworn honesty that we'll get your kind of redneck man right - or will we? 


How old is your truck?
It's nearly 20 years old.
I don't own a truck.
My truck is fairly new.
My truck is a couple years old.

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Which NASCAR driver do you like most?
Jeff Gordon
Kyle Busch
Kevin Harvick
I don't watch NASCAR.

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What drink do you keep in the cooler?
Moonshine
Monster
Mountain Dew
Bud Light

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Do you live in the woods?
I live near the woods.
I like in the thick of the woods.
I live on a mountain.
I live in a remote part of the woods.

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What do you like to do around the campfire?
I like to warm up.
I like to cook my catch.
I like to tell ghost stories.
I like to play the guitar.

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Which country music singer do you like most?
Faith Hill
Trace Adkins
Garth Brooks
Miranda Lambert

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Which kind of dog would you adopt?
Boxer
German shepherd
Jack Russell
Labrador retriever

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How are your marksmanship skills?
I could use a little more practice.
I am a decent shot.
I could be a sniper.
I'm great with a crossbow.

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Do you like to go fishing?
I could live on my boat.
I prefer to set nets.
I like hunting more.
Handfishing is my favorite.

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What do you call your grandfather?
Pops
Grandpa
Pawpaw
Pappy

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Do you watch "Last Man Standing?"
I've never heard of it.
I've seen a few episodes.
It's the story of my life.
I don't watch a lot of television.

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What sort of game meat tastes the best?
Venison
Duck
Squirrel
Groundhog

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How would you start a fire without matches?
I would rub sticks together.
I would use a lighter.
I would use an old battery and a gum wrapper.
I would use a magnifying glass.

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Do you like the state of Kentucky?
I like Tennessee more.
I don't have anything against Kentucky.
I love Kentucky.
I've never been to Kentucky.

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If you were to serve in the military, which branch would you choose?
Navy
Army
Marines
Air Force

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Do you have a favorite US president?
I love Donald Trump.
I admire Jimmy Carter.
George H.W. Bush is my favorite.
I don't have a favorite.

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What do you consider most important?
Faith
Home
Family
Freedom

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Are you the patriotic type?
I'm as patriotic as everyone else.
I'm a huge patriot.
I respect and honor my country.
I don't trust the government.

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Could you be a volunteer fireman?
I am a volunteer fireman.
I would love to try it.
It's too dangerous for me.
I would be a better police officer.

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Are you in a relationship?
I'm involved.
I'm on the market.
I'm hitched.
I'm in a couple of relationships.

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Which hot rod do you like most?
Pontiac Trans Am
Dodge Charger
Chevrolet Camaro
Ford Thunderbird

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Are you good at hunting?
I'm great at bargain hunting.
I'm better at fishing.
I usually get a deer.
I could be a hunting guide.

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Do you know how to use a slingshot?
I was an expert with one as a kid.
I would love to learn.
I'm better with a gun.
I can catch my own dinner with a slingshot.

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Do you carry a pocket knife?
I keep one in my truck.
I always have a pocket knife on hand.
I have one in my toolbox.
I carry a couple of weapons.

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If you crossed a rattlesnake's path, what would you do?
I would back away slowly.
I would make myself a pair of boots.
I would need medical assistance.
I would have a new pet!

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Do you have any kids?
Not yet!
I have one.
I have a few.
I have a whole family tree of kids.

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Do you have an accent?
I have a slight accent.
I don't think so.
Everyone else has an accent.
I'm proud of my thick accent.

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Are you the religious type?
I'm as religious as anyone else.
I'm religious on the holidays.
I'm devoutly religious.
I'm more spiritual than religious.

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Do you have a beard?
I can't grow a beard.
I have a mustache.
I am clean shaven.
I have a big mountain man beard.

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What would you rather throw on the grill?
Corn on the cob
Salmon
Pork butt
Steak

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