What Kind of Redneck Woman Are You?

By: Lauren Lubas

What Kind of Redneck Woman Are You?
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About This Quiz

Every region of the country has its own culture. Over the last 250 years, these cultures have evolved in ways that have adapted subcultures within them, and the redneck culture is no different. However, being a redneck in America is no longer just a culture, it is an identity. Self-proclaimed rednecks live all over the country these days, and they are an essential thread in the fabric that makes America so wonderful. 

The redneck culture and identity for women isn't just about a having a southern twang and listening to country music (though those elements are a part of the brand). It is also about living a specific lifestyle that is centered around family, friends, and hard work. There are a lot of characteristics that can tell someone what kind of redneck woman you are. Whether you're a  country mama, a farm girl, a backwoods 'billy or just a wanna-be redneck woman, you have embraced this culture to the fullest extent. Answer these questions, and we'll tell you what kind of redneck woman you really are.

What is your favorite food?
Biscuits and gravy
Chicken-fried steak
Stew
Carp

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What kind of animals do you have?
Cats, dogs, chickens and goats.
Cats, dogs and a horse.
Horses, cows, cats, dogs, goats and more.
Just a dog, all other animals are only good for eating.

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Have you ever eaten squirrel?
I tried it. I didn't like it.
No. That's gross.
No. I have plenty of good food at home.
Yes. Often, actually.

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How old is your car?
10-15 years old
Less than 5 years old
I don't own a car, but my truck is 5-10 years old.
Over 15 years old

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What is a feller?
Someone you're dating
A piece of farm equipment
A man
Your husband

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How do you address a group of people?
Y'all
Hiya!
Hey y'all!
All y'all

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If someone is wrong, what do you say?
"Oh, bless your heart."
"Y'all don't know what yer talkin' about"
"Oh you think so?"
"Like hell!"

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Who is your favorite singer?
Dolly Parton
Carrie Underwood
Toby Keith
Johnny Cash

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Which event are you most likely to attend?
Community block party
Country concert
Tractor pull
A hoedown

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Which instrument do you play?
I don't play an instrument.
Guitar
Banjo
Fiddle

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What are britches?
Pants
Mean girls
Underwear
Something I never wear

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What are you most likely to wear?
Sweat pants and a T-shirt
Short-shorts and a halter top
Overalls
Coveralls

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It's dinner time. What are you making?
A casserole
Nothing, I'm going out to eat.
Steak and potatoes
Whatever my traps caught today

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What do you do for work?
I pick up odd jobs here and there.
I am in sales.
I work on the farm.
I don't have a job.

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What is your drink of choice?
Vodka
Wine coolers
Beer
Homemade moonshine

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What do you call iced tea with a lot of sugar in it?
Sweet tea
Iced tea
Delicious
Gross

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What do you usually have for breakfast?
Biscuits and gravy
Oatmeal
Eggs, bacon, sausage and flapjacks
Grits

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Who would you want to be president?
I don't care.
Hillary Clinton
Barack Obama
Donald Trump

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How many guns do you own?
1-3
0
More than 3
I don't have to answer that.

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What is most important to you when finding a mate?
That he takes care of the family
That he looks good
That he is strong
That he has land

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Do you decorate your house for Christmas?
Yes! I love Christmas decorations.
No
Sometimes
I have Christmas decorations up all year.

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What do you wear on your feet?
Gym shoes
Sandals
Boots
Nothing

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Who is your favorite comedian?
Jeff Foxworthy
Jeff Dunham
Ron White
Larry the Cable Guy

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What is on your porch right now?
A broken TV and a rocking chair
I don't have a porch.
A cooler for beer
A rocking chair and a shotgun

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If your children got in trouble in school, what would you do?
Defend them, even if they're wrong
I don't have children.
Give them more chores
My children don't go to school.

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The neighborhood kids are egging your house. What do you do?
Find out who it is, and hunt them down.
Call the police
Call their parents
Collect the eggs and eat them

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Where are you most likely to shop?
Walmart
Target
Online
The flea market

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How often do you go to Walmart?
Twice a week
Never
Once a week
I basically live there.

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What sounds like the most fun to you?
Hanging out with my kids
Riding a mechanical bull
Riding a real bull
Hunting

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What is your vice?
Sweet tea
Cowboys
Tobacco products
Moonshine

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