What Kind of Pizza Are You?

By: Brian Whitney
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
What Kind of Pizza Are You?
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About This Quiz

Pizza is awesome. People who don't like pizza are like people who don't like dogs. You just can't trust them. The thing is, though, have you ever even met anyone that doesn't like pizza? It really is that good.

You can tell a lot about someone by the type of pizza that they eat. You have the basic types, the ones that like things like plain cheese or just pepperoni on their pizza. Then you have the excessive types, like those who like the meat lovers pizza, which normally has every type of meat on it known to man. Then there are those that are a bit adventurous, that might go for something like spinach, Kalamata olive and feta, or maybe want to throw together some sort of combo like sausage and mushroom even. There are also the true artisans, those that would have something like jalapeño, bacon and ricotta, or chicken, roasted pears and fontina.

We know that even while reading this list you thought some of these combos were amazing, and others you thought were boring or plain old weird. Which pizza pie is most like your personality? Take this quiz and find out. Then go order a pizza. Just don't be greedy - let someone else have the last slice. 

Has anyone ever called you a hipster?
No, I am the opposite of that.
If they did, I would punch them in the mouth.
It happens sometimes.
It happens all the time.

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How macho are you?
Not that macho
Totally macho
Not at all macho
I have my moments.

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Do you keep up with trends?
Not at all
I don't even know what trends are.
I sure do.
At times

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Where would you go on vacation?
To a camp on the lake
To the Superbowl
To New Zealand
To a city in Europe

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Are you into fitness?
Nope
You mean fitness whole pizza in my mouth?
I try to stay in shape.
Very much so

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Do you like artisan cheese?
Not that much
I don't even know what you're talking about.
Sure, it is cool.
I love it.

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How much would you typically spend on dinner for two?
40 bucks
80 bucks
100 bucks
150 bucks or more

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How is your hair?
Pretty awful, to be honest
I don't care about stuff like that.
Pretty good
Amazing

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What would you do if you saw a bear in the woods?
Play dead
Wrestle it to the ground
Run like crazy
Prepare to die

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What sounds best?
A cheeseburger
A ribeye
A burrito
Avocado toast

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How many slices do you usually eat?
4-5
6 or more
2-3
1

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What are you most likely to drink?
Domestic beer
Liquor
Wine
Craft beer

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What is your favorite cheese?
Mozzarella
Cheddar
Feta
Fontina

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What sandwich sounds best?
Ham and cheese
A Cuban
Turkey and avocado
Tomato, basil and mozzarella

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What type of book do you read?
Non-fiction
Thrillers
Science fiction
Literary fiction

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What would be a good major for you in college?
Business
I don't have any interest in college.
Art
Philosophy

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Which reality show would you most likely watch?
"Real World"
"Ice Road Truckers"
"Real Housewives"
"Project Runway"

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Are you a flirt?
No, I am too shy.
I don't need to flirt.
I can be.
Always

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Who would you be on "Seinfeld"?
Jerry
George
Elaine
Kramer

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Where are you on Friday night?
On my couch
At a bar
At a restaurant
At a party

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What are you doing at the beach?
Hiding from the sun
Flexing
Tanning
Swimming

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How often do you say "dude"?
Rarely
Never
All the time
Sometimes

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Which would be the best state for you to live in?
Ohio
Maine
New York
Californa

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How often do you eat pizza?
Two or more times a week
Once a week
Once a month
Less than once a month

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How do your friends describe you?
Dependable
Tough
Smart
Fun

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Which of these jobs would be best for you?
Teacher
WWF Wrestler
Writer
Artist

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Where would you be most likely to shop?
The Gap
L.L. Bean
Banana Republic
A retro used clothing store

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Are you good at arm wrestling?
I am okay.
I am awesome.
How would I know?
I am awful.

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Do you take a lot of naps?
Tons!
Only when I work hard
I do sometimes.
I never nap.

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Which is your favorite sport?
Baseball
Football
Basketball
I hate sports.

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