What % Llama Are You?

By: Brian Whitney

What % Llama Are You?
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About This Quiz

Is there anything in the world that is cooler than a llama? Pretty much nothing that we can think of. In fact, llamas are so cool that a lot of people go around saying just exactly how much like a llama that they are. You might be hanging out at some hipster bar or in the breakroom at work and all of a sudden you hear someone say. "Well, I would have handled it that way, but then again, I am an awful lot like a llama."

Well, for all of you who like to say that you're a lot like a llama, or even for those of you who might be a lot like a llama and not have any idea, we have devised a quiz. Sure you might say you can carry things for long distances, that you like to hang out with vicunas on the weekend, and that your stomach has three compartments, but how do we know that it's true? You might just be an alpaca trying to act cool for all we know. Take this quiz, and we will let you know what percent llama you are. And answer honestly, if you aren't an adorable pack animal, we will be able to tell. 

How into Minecraft are you?
I've never played it.
It is okay.
I love that game.
That game is my life.

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What do you think of alpacas?
They are so cool!
They are okay.
I don't like them much.
They are posers.

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What are you going to have for dinner tonight?
A ribeye.
Pizza.
A burrito.
Hay.

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Do you like camels?
In what way?
I guess I do.
Sure.
Yes!

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What do you think of South America?
Not much.
I think it is South America?
It's cool.
It's home to me.

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Do you like carrying things?
Umm, no one likes carrying things.
Not much.
I can handle it.
I so like doing that!

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Are you tall?
Nope.
I am average sized.
I'm pretty tall.
Yeah, I am.

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How much weight can you lift?
I have no idea.
Not much.
I can lift some pretty heavy weights.
I don't know, but I am super strong.

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Do you have cute ears?
How would I know?
I don't think so.
They are pretty cute.
They are the cutest.

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Are you stubborn?
I'm not stubborn at all.
I can be sometimes.
I sure am!
Who wants to know?

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Do people compliment you on your eyes?
That never happens.
On occasion.
Sure.
All the time.

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Have you ever been to Peru?
No, why would I go to Peru?
No, but I want to go.
No, but I am going to.
Yes!

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How soft are you?
I'm not soft at all.
Hmm. I have no idea.
I think I am pretty soft.
I'm the softest!

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Have you ever hung out with a Vicuna?
I don't even know what one is.
Nope.
Sure, a couple times.
No, you can't trust a Vicuna.

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How long can you stand out in the rain?
Umm, a minute I guess?
Maybe an hour.
A couple hours.
All day long.

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What is the farthest you have ever walked?
The farthest I've walked was a mile.
The farthest I've walked was two miles.
The farthest I've walked was five miles.
The farthest I've walked was 10 miles.

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Are you smart?
I am too modest to answer.
I think I am.
Sure.
I am brilliant.

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Do you learn things quickly?
What kind of things?
I am pretty quick at learning.
For sure I am.
I'm super quick at learning things!

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How often do you eat meat?
Every day.
Every week.
Every month.
Never.

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How many compartments does your stomach have?
Gross.
One.
Two.
Three.

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Does your poop smell bad?
You have no idea.
Everyone's does.
Not really.
No. You can't smell it at all.

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What color are you?
Grey.
Beige.
Brown.
Red and white.

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Do you like hanging out with other llamas?
That sounds awful.
Maybe sometimes.
Sure, that sounds fun.
As much as I can!

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Are you good at spitting?
That is nasty.
No.
I am pretty good.
I can spit like crazy.

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How do you do with the opposite sex?
Not that great.
I do okay.
Pretty well.
Incredibly well.

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Do you like to knit?
I have never knitted in my life.
No, it is dull.
I don't mind it.
I love to knit!

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Do you like chilling out in the sun?
No, I burn easily.
Sometimes I do.
I do for sure.
I love that stuff!

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What race would you be best at?
The 100 yard dash.
The mile.
A 10K
A marathon.

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How cute are you?
I don't think I am cute.
Pretty cute.
I would say I am very cute.
The cutest!

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Do you like Guanacos?
Is that a snack?
I don't know much about them.
Sure I do.
No, those dudes are weird.

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