What Motorcycle Brand Are You?

By: Zoe Samuel

What Motorcycle Brand Are You?
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About This Quiz

Motorcycles are one of those great inventions that you have to try to appreciate. To those who are not in the know, they're loud, dangerous deathtraps that are aptly known by their nickname "donorcycles." To those who have felt the joy of the open road, perhaps riding with their buddies, the motorcycle is a symbol of freedom, of being able to pick up and go whenever you need to get away, of not being constrained by traffic and other people's expectations. Sure, they can be risky, but if you pay attention and know what you're doing, then they are among the most fun a person can have in a public setting.

Given that it's rare that people need a motorcycle for practical reasons; even including commuting, since very few people use them for that, then the vast majority of purchases are made on an emotional basis. What sort of person do you want to be, and what bike is going to best help you do that? Are you traditional, someone who appreciates understatement and exceptional engineering? Are you someone who wants to be loud and disruptive, so that people have no choice but to notice you? Let us know, and we'll tell you which motorcycle brand best represents you!

How do you dress?
I'm eclectic.
I'm very flashy.
I'm not stylish.
I'm old school.

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What sort of job do you have?
I work in freelance.
I'm a member of a staff.
I work for myself.
I'm a contractor.

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What industry do you work in?
Creative.
Finance.
Manufacturing.
Construction.

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How detail oriented are you?
I'm quite detail oriented.
I'm about the broad strokes.
I care not for details.
Details are all I care about.

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How well did you fit in, back in high school?
I didn't fit in while in high school at all.
I was the queen bee.
I was the nerd.
I was the cool kid smoking cloves.

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Were you a late bloomer?
Oh yeah.
No, I hit puberty early.
No, but I didn't bloom much, or well.
No, I was right on time.

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Were you a nerd in high school?
I was a bit of a nerd.
I wasn't a nerd at all.
Oh yeah.
Only about certain subjects.

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Did you serve in the military?
Yeah, I was in the navy.
No, I only work high paying jobs.
No, I got a degree instead.
Yes, I was in the army.

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Do you think America does things best?
America does certain things the best, but not all.
America doesn't do anything the best.
America has the best ideas, but poor execution.
We do everything best.

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Are you a peacock?
A little bit.
Completely.
Not at all.
I prefer "badass."

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Do you mind having to do maintenance on things?
No, I enjoy a little tinkering.
I would rather get a paper cut on my tongue.
No, I hate fixing things. Build it right!
I find such work relaxing.

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Do you carry an air of mystery?
Maybe a touch of mystique.
No, I'm an open book that I will read to anyone who will listen.
No, I don't like mystery.
Mystery is my middle name.

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How do you define cool?
Be weird.
Be the best and most expensive.
I don't care about cool.
Being old school is what I call cool.

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Do you like to get noticed?
Only by certain people.
I like to get noticed by everyone.
No, I don't care about that.
Not so much noticed, as understood.

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Which is bigger, your bark or your bite?
They're the same.
My bark.
I don't bark.
My bite.

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Are you competitive?
No, I'm only competing against myself.
Yes! I will dominate everyone!
No, I don't see the world that way.
No, I'm too self-assured.

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Do you march to the beat of your own drummer?
A bit. I march to the beat of drums from long ago.
No, I'm totally mainstream.
Yes, I don't care about what anyone else thinks.
A little.

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How patriotic are you?
I know all the words to the "Star Spangled Banner."
I don't care much about that.
I don't go in for group think.
I am a 100% flag waving, chest beating, face painting patriot.

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How old school are you?
I'm the best of both worlds: I'm a little old and a little new.
I'm very much of the new school.
I don't believe in such things.
I'm all old school.

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How fixated on quality are you?
If the lack of quality means I have to fix things I can fix, I'm fine with that.
If it seems high quality, I don't care if it actually isn't.
That's all I care about. I don't care about style, just function.
I'm into experience, and if quality aids that experience, then it's good.

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If you could be in the profession you dreamed about as a child, what would it be?
Astronaut.
Racecar driver.
Cop.
Cowboy.

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What sport do you follow?
Baseball.
Soccer.
Running.
Rodeo.

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What car brand appeals to you?
Pontiac.
Ferrari.
Lexus.
Chevy.

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What airline do you fly?
American.
Delta.
JetBlue.
Southwest.

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What kind of museum do you like best?
Art museums.
I don't care for museums.
Science museums.
History museums.

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How big is your family?
I'm all that's left.
My family is massive.
I have an average sized family.
We're small, but close-knit.

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Where do you like to go on vacation?
France.
Florida.
California.
Arizona.

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Do you have a crew?
No, I'm alone.
Few can keep up with me.
I have some friends that I hang out with a lot.
I have a large circle of friends.

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How do you stay in shape?
TRX and weights.
MMA, bro.
Running.
Swimming.

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Do you actually own a motorcycle?
I used to.
No, but I'm working up the courage to.
No, motorcycles are suicidal.
Yes, I have one I love.

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