What Mythical Creature Is Your Ex?

By: Kennita Leon

What Mythical Creature Is Your Ex?
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About This Quiz

Exes, for most of us, are a dark part of our lives that we regret and wish never happened. If you're one of the lucky few who only has nice things to say about each and every one of your exes, then, not only are we jealous of you but also, this may not be the quiz for you. But if each and every one of your exes, the vast majority, or just one of them was a coward, a pig, or a downright idiot, then welcome to your safe place. 

Today, we want to do a little reflection about that time in our lives when we gave our hearts to people who didn't deserve it. We want to tell you what those jack-donkeys (trying to keep it PG here) would be if they were mythical creatures. So, tell us all about your relationship with them, how it started, when things got shaky and all the things they did wrong, so we can correctly tell you if they deserve horns or a tail. 

And feel free to do this quiz again and use a different ex to see what their result is; there's no limit to the number of times you can do this. So have at it!

Which magical power are you not a fan of?
Super strength
Hypnotism
Flight
Teleportation

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What physical feature would you not want to have?
Horns
Paws
Tail
Beard

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Which Greek God would you not want to serve?
Ares
Hermes
Zeus
Hades

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What would you not want to be known for, as a mythical creature?
Hardheadedness
Speaking in riddles
Pride
Dishonesty

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Which of these creatures can you not stand?
Minotaur
Sphinx
Pegasus
Leprechaun

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Now tell us about this ex of yours. Why did you guys end?
They were too stubborn
They lied too much
They cheated
They weren't serious

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Let's start from the top. How did you guys meet?
At a social event
Online
We were introduced
We kinda just bumped into each other

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Where did you go on your first date?
Dinner
Bar
Movies
Picnic

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Who initiated the first kiss?
They did
I did
We both did
I can't remember

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How long did you guys take the seal the deal?
The first week
A few months
The first day
During the first month

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Did you guys live together?
Yes
We were talking about it
No
We were in the process of doing it

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How often did you guys have a date night?
Once every two weeks
Once a month
Whenever they remembered
Every week

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Were you guys in love?
I think so
We were
I was
Who knows?

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Did your parents meet them?
Several times
Not my parents, but other family members
Once
Nope

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What did your friends say?
They did not approve
They thought my ex was okay
They were slightly annoyed by this ex
They thought my ex was fun

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Was your ex controlling?
Very
A little
Somewhat
Not at all

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Did you always feel like you could trust them?
Most times
Not at all
Yes
Not really

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Did you think they took you guys' relationship seriously?
Yes
Most of the time
Sometimes
Not really

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When did you first start seeing warning signs?
Right away
Two months in
Six months in
A year in

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After how long did it get really bad?
One year
Six months
Two years
One and a half years

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Did you ever try to work things out?
Nope
A few times
Once
I wanted to but decided against it

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What was the final straw?
They got a bit too aggressive for me
They told a huge lie
I found them with someone else
I just got tired of it

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Who ended it?
I did, but that's not what you'll hear
We both did
They did
I did

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Do you miss your ex?
Not at all
Yes, I do
Not really
A little

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Would you get back with them?
Never
I want to
I might
No, I don't think so

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And tell us about you. What have you been up to since the breakup?
Working
Finding a new boo
Working on myself
Just having fun

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Have you had any relapses with them?
Nope
Too many
A few
One

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What's it like when you see your ex now?
I act like they don't exist
We're friendly
It's very awkward
I actually don't see them

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What's the one thing you would wish on them?
Death
Peace
Sense
A heart

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And what's one thing you want for yourself?
Success
Love (real)
Money
Happiness

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You Got:

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